Comments by l00ber (page 9)

I should probably setup some sort of notification tree in the event of my passing. The ladies in my life should know that they need to get a fucking job now.

For $300!? Sure.

Totally... worth... it.

Not shit, but during a recent trip to Detroit, a dancer did leave lots of stains the front of my black trousers. It was my fault really. I brought a toy into VIP and spent a little over an hour using it on her. It looked like a snail has gotten drunk and wandered back and forth on my groin and thigh area.

Decades ago, went with several friends. I think I only had $40~80 in my pocket. That's before the cover charge. I laugh at my younger self. Wish I had discovered TJ earlier. I can't imagine what the prices would have been like way back in the day.

Sleep well, and dream of large women.

Might be a tranny.

Why are you laughing? I was not joking.

What is this instagram account? Are they some Brazilian escort agency? Because I'll book my flights right now.

Never hit/abused/leeched/pimped/used a woman. Had I known that I could could get away with this shit just by being and amazing lay, I would have spent more time practicing my craft. Instead, it's all about my needs, baby!

1, 3, 2, in that order.

I would love to talk shit. But I have wired money in excess of $700 to various talent I have met this year. A couple of times to be picked up in another country. So, no judgement from me.

Once you actually get to the border, everything is cheap. I have had an hour long session with twins for $120 for each sister. Did not negotiate because, well, they were twins. I divided my time equally between the two. I have also had all night sessions with Tropical Bar, Charles, and Adelitas girls for $160. On the flip side, I have dropped like $2k in one night in TJ just because I wanted to see what it felt like to drop $50k in Vegas. The only thing you can't buy is dignity.

Save it for the TJ meetup.

Stayed *firm* on the $1000 offer for FS.

E. But that's just my experience. I even did this at one stop during my Detroit tour, and it might have been the most memorable part of the trip.

How do I get invited to these parties? Come on Detroit TUSCL'ers, hook a homie up!

Make some puns about Dick's Drive In. She used to work there in her teens. It might play on her nostalgia. http://www.ddir.com

As I am walking around at the *club*, I am pretty much constantly categorizing every female I see into one of two categories: either stripper material or not stripper material. Because some of those girls probably should not be at the club. Saw a whale once in Pandora's Dallas, and not a customer.

Yeah, slim pickings for $10 dance day. Even Bogart's dancers had the PHC/FC attitude when we were there this week. I would tip them and ask that they come by after their stage set, and they would slink away to their regulars. Maybe I should have asked the mouse for a dance.

I live in a west coast urban area with no Walmarts. I am not terribly familiar with them since Walmarts are more of a suburban phenomenon. I did however pick up a woman in a Walmart once while visiting some friends in the south. I had forgotten to pack toothpaste and Google directed me to a Neighborhood Walmart as it was the closest grocery/drug store. I saw a cute mid 20's woman in the junk food aisle and proceeded with an icebreaker of, "I've never been in a Walmart but..." We were fucking less than 4 hours later. So even people who shop at Walmart long for something better. In this case, I was the something better.

A dive club is defined by the same characteristics as a dive bar. It's not the quality of the product or the appearance of the staff but rather a minimal attempt at maintaining the physical aspects of the facilities that define a dive. Common characteristics might include furniture that emits a puff of dust when you sit down, a bar/stage that leaves splinters, light fixtures that lack light bulbs, or toilets that give inspiration to Trainspotting. Dancers might be really hot and engaging at a dive club. The beer and food might be amazing at a dive bar. I have been in dive bars on the west coast that serve doppelbocks and Belgium trippels along with killer ethnic food, but had milk crates and buckets for people to sit on. A relevant story: I was at Bogart's (in Detroit) on Tuesday night with wongy, Jackslash, and vincemichaels when a mouse ran through and freaked out a number of dancers. The thing is, I don't think Bogart's served food. So the mouse must have been checking out the dancers' menu. *rimshot*

Leaving soon for Bogart's. For the $10 dance day.

On our way to penthouse club. So full of grease.

They have a $10 Friday buffet with lobster, shrimp, burgers and steak. Sounds too good to be true. Some locals should let me know how it is.