Comments by l00ber (page 8)

I thought I was clear in my OP, but I guess not. Jenna Haze would be the excuse for making the trip. I fully intend on visiting a string of clubs if I were to fly out. Last time I was in town, I hit up every well-reviewed club other than BT's in Dearborn--something I'll make up for this time around. I am sure that the show would be decent if you are into Jenna Haze. And you could always get a Detroit girl to finish you off after the retiree warmed you up. So the question is not so much who wants to see Jenna Haze. The question being posed is: who's up for another Detroit mongering tour in two weeks. And yes, I hate the cold too.

Poor Jackslash. He leaves town and this happens.

Jenna Haze. Hmmm, and she'll be in Detroit in a month. Interesting....

Oh Jack, you so crazy!

Kinda hot. Not gunna lie.

I fit into all of those categories some of the time.

Vegas has far and away the hottest dancers. No mileage though. Tijuana and Los Angeles are tied for a distant second. TJ might edge out the win due to what is available.

If Uprightcitizen goes to Stripperweb, his handle should be Downrightillegal.

When I picture Juice heading north in on a plane with the tray table down, it always makes me laugh. Juice... who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Juice... headed for Detroit.

Wow, autocompleted "hood" to "good".

I agree with all. She's a 5 or 6, true. But who wouldn't smash a 6!? I mean, if it's there? Why not? The club she works at sounds good as fuck though.

Get the cheaper hooker or stripper to rim it clean first. Then move onto your main girl.

Contrary to what juice stated, you do not need class to get ass. You just need money. That said, those who have seen me at clubs will note that I wear custom made pressed silk trousers. This is not to project an air of sophistication. I simply found the material preferable for lapdances and other activities instead of sweats. That's the truth. It is funny when I use a vibrator in vip and a girl creams all over me. Because, there goes that pair.... That happened during the Detroit trip last summer.

Snow and ice do not deter me. The question really pertains to the level/amount of talent and the availability/pricing of services.

Most out of town girls return to their families starting at posada (early Dec festivals commemorating Mary and Joseph looking for a hotel). There will still be talent at all clubs, but business is usually light. Might be the season for some great deals though.

A "special education teacher", *nyuk nyuk*

I should add, negotiate a rate for the session instead of the song counts if you are not a gentleman of means and wish to enjoy such activities.

Per wongy's suggestion, I sometimes take a mini-vibe (such as a lelo nea 2) into the VIP on dayshitfts. The last really worthwhile experience involved me having to stop back at the hotel partway through my Detroit tour in order to change may pants. The dry cleaners had no issues removing the snail trails.

It's cool. I don't like condoms anyway.

Hey, I cracked a window!

I have taken zona norte girls after their shifts (or after paying the salidas) to hotel Tijuana, premier, and la mansion. Unless you have found someone that you connect with and want to spend time doing stuff other than fucking, it's not recommended. You burn 5~10 minutes in transit, have to pay for taxi/Uber, get a hotel room at regular rates, and the lady has to pack an overnight bag. I have had no issues with taking girls to Cascadas or Coahuila for hours at a time. The only benefit to a hotel outside of zona norte might be cleaner sheets. But if you are a germophobe, this might not be the hobby for you.

This all went south rather quickly. As was expected.

By the letter of the law going in both directions, you need to have a passport or passport card to cross. I have however been waived into Mexico without being asked any questions. Another TUSCL'er also forgot his passport after flying down and meeting us in San Diego last year and he was able to cross back after receiving a stern talking to after showing just his driver's license. And he was a big, dark, Mexican dude. So "at your own risk" should be be the caveat that you abide by. Is the cheap, young, endless pussy worth it?

Cute, find me an equivalent for my next Detroit trip.

Life is just not fair. To us guys who never had teachers like this.