Comments by DrStab (page 10)

For that money, get a plane ticket to Detroit, go to Flight Club, and have fuck two girls. Man, I’m lucky to be in Detroit.

“Canadian good”? Is that a hockey reference for butt ending?

Have to pile on and say Detroit. The strip clubs are literally down the street from the airport. Halfway there are the typical airport hotels. Fly there, take the hotel shuttle to drop off your luggage, Uber or taxi to the club(s). You’d never be more than 10-15 minutes away from the airport. If money is no object, just have the time of your mongering life at Flight Club. If you like a little blue collar grit, by all means get down-n-dirty at Bogarts. Read the reviews, you can do anything you want in the club with these ladies.

Moran

I think you’ll once again be successful — from your picture, you are quite attractive! :)

I think you are right, Sal. No one compliments the DJs for their management skills!

Kozar

Zottoli

Kate

I’m with Papi — while I would certainly do unspeakable things to Erin — she doesn’t reach the high standards of previous sideline reporters. I’m starting to get a thing for Sam Ponder on ESPN, she hosts NFL coverage and likes to wear skirts. I guess I’m sexist, none of these ladies can tell me anything about sports that I don’t already know, so they should look fantastic.

I was hoping that a dancer named Beijing would be a rare Asian in the Detroit market! Informative review.

So much for the cleaned up Venus!

^^^Waffle: Can you opine about proper etiquette on the “do you want some company” questions while I wait for my CF? I’m not a high roller; I have budgeted my club trip to my CF’s usual fee, a few drinks and bar tips/incidentals. I’m also a pretty social/friendly guy who enjoys conversing with pretty women when they stop by. I usually sit at the bar, never at a high-roller booth (not budgeted). When asked if I want company, sometimes I’ll say sure and we’ll talk for a while until the CF emerges. Sometimes the dancer wants a tip just for talking to me. Sometimes I give her a tip, but I really don’t think she deserves it and find the practice somewhat uncomfortable. I didn’t ask her to “waste her time” as you put it. But I don’t want to be rude and say “I don’t have money for you!” :) I met my CF under this scenario. I had already arranged for a dance session with another girl who was on stage. My CF stopped by for “some company” and I ended up really liking her, and remembered her for future reference. She didn’t ask for money and just sat down after I told her I was waiting on the girl on stage. While some dancers may think that talking with customers are “wasting their time”, it could be a way to cultivate future customers, as my CF did with me.

I don’t feel comfortable approving reviews for clubs I don’t know.... anyone else feel like this?

You are a fascinating woman, Waffle. That is all.

I think you are right, Waffle. While there may be an outlier depending on a dancer’s situation (or relationship with you), dance costs will rise like inflation.

I looked at your Twitter pix... I’ve seen a lot worse in Detroit. If you are nice and have a good personality, you can do fine. I would bet that you will lose weight and get more tone dancing, if you don’t drink a lot at the club.

Scott

I had a pair of slacks, when the pleated style was in vogue, that were my clubbing pants. I’d walk out of the VIP with a Ron Burgandy hardon tent-poling those pants.

While Elaine was an attractive young lady, I would say that upon further review Anne Bancroft was the epitome of dirty little MILF. So bad and forbidden!

My buddies from work would frequent some downriver Detroit strip clubs in the late 80s. We never had any money, so we mostly went for the eye candy, some beers and laughs. A couple of years later, I found myself commuting through downriver frequently, and had time to kill one time and went to Henry VIII South. Little did I know at the time that Henry’s would turn into one of the biggest strip club whorehouses of all time! Anyway, I was a real newbie as it came to extras. But as I occasionally stopped by Henry’s, I got to know a dirty blonde who gave me really good dances — and actually let me touch her titties! I don’t think Henry’s had a lap dance area — you kind of did on the booths by the back wall. I came in one afternoon, and there was hardly anyone there. The dirty blond gave me some dances, pulled my cock out, and gave me a HJ, which I thought was the most risqué act of all times! I would visit her again, but work took me to other parts of town and my Henry days — and extras — were done for about 15 years. I started going to some of the Michigan Ave bars that many of you in Detroit know about. Again, I was unaware of widespread extras, and it was probably 5 years before I discovered TUSCL. I found a lady I Iiked, and went to the skanky back room. She proceeded to get naked, and pulled my cock out and grinded on me, no FS. As I was enjoying what I thought was the wildest club moment in my life, a second dancer walked by our area and says “oh my” when she sees my state of arousal, and then rubs my balls until I blow all over the other dancer. I was hooked. Five years later, I discovered TUSCL, and thought, fuck, this shit has been going on everywhere (in metro Detroit)! With this information, I started my mongering tour of all the clubs that continue to this day.

I like Avuluv as a dirty redhead MILF as pictured, but I have to go with Kira for overall hotness. I could do — and have done — way worse!

Salma is now a Class A MILF. I’ll take her. Denise is probably run down a bit after her time with Sheen.

I’ll go with Jenna, although I find he annoying. Very nice looking, though.

Mia