Reviews by doctorevil

This review will cover two visits to Cheaters a couple of days apart. The first visit was at about 8:30 on a Sunday evening. I paid the $5 cover charge and headed...

This club shares a building with the Coronet Club male strip club. The parking lot was mostly empty at 9:30 p.m. on a Tuesday but I was still charged $5 by the parking lot...

I visited this place about two years ago when it was still called Club Topic. It didn’t impress me then, and it doesn’t impress me now. The good: it’s right on...

Fuzzy Holes is the strangest strip club I have been in, but it’s not the worst. First, the name—what the hell? Strongly suggestive of natural, hairy pussy, but this is a topless...

This was my second foray into the world of black strip clubs. Club Blaze is on a low end, light industrial/commercial stretch of Moreland Avenue south of Atlanta. The area is not...

The Gold Club is in downtown Philadelphia near upscale shopping, hotels, and restaurants. However, the club entrance is off the main street, down a narrow alley and past a row of garbage dumpsters....

Stopped by at a little after 9:00 p.m. on a Saturday evening. The club is located in a small, low-end, suburban strip mall just off the highway. Although the strip mall is...

There was ample free parking outside when I arrived around 11:00 p.m. on a Thursday evening. Cover charge was $10. Inside, Desire is small, but it has a nice, upscale look. There are two...

The name makes you think of a low-end dive, right? Well, that’s exactly what this place is. Stopped by at about 3:30 on a Tuesday afternoon. There was no one manning...

This club looks fairly nice as you would expect from a new club. I arrived about 9:00. There was a guy at the door, but he just waved me in. ...

A previous review indicated Wackos management had fired some girls, clamped down on activities inside the club, and generally cleaned house. I am pleased to report that none of that is true. I...

Horse Play could be a good club if it had a few decent looking dancers. Unfortunately, it was sorely lacking in the dancer department during my short Wednesday evening visit. It’s located...

Porthole Pub is in a low-end strip shopping center, but it’s on a well-traveled, well lit road, and the parking lot is well lit, so it didn’t look unsafe. There was an armed guard...

Was in north Fort Lauderdale for business and decided to drive down to Miami Gardens to check out Tootsie’s for a quick daytime visit. As usual, traffic sucked, so it took almost 45...

This club is in a large, well lit parking lot on the main drag, A1A, running through Cocoa Beach, so no safety concerns going in. The building is not fancy but looks well...

Like Lido about a half mile away, Cheaters is also the main road running into Cocoa Beach. The road is busy and the parking lot is well lit. I think the cover...

The Inner Room was the last of Cocoa Beach’s three strip clubs that I visited on my recent trip to the area (and yes I know Lido is actually in Cape Canaveral). Of...

I was in the Buffalo area for business and decided to hop across the border and see what strip clubs are like in our northern neighbor. I’m glad I did. Sundowner is...

I finished up my one evening, four-club circuit in Detroit with a stop at Bogarts. Bogart’s is a dive level bar, but I think I actually liked it the best out of all...

The Flight Club was the third club I visited during a short business trip to Detroit and probably the nicest. The club has a very upscale appearance inside and out. I Ubered...

It was $7 for the mandatory valet parking. After going through the front door, there is a small lobby, and then you have to go up a flight of stairs to the main...

This will be a very short review of a visit I aborted because of this club's fucked up parking policy. I knew from previous reviews that valet parking was mandatory, but I assumed that...

Pulled in about 4:00 on a Thursday. The parking lot is cramped because there is a double row of faux Egyptian obelisks in the middle of the parking lot leading up to the...

I got to Centerfold a little before midnight on a Sunday. I had already been underwhelmed by quick visits to Sirens and The Dollhouse and decided to finish the evening with a stop...