Comments by iknowbetter (page 9)

Thanks for the thorough review. Lots of info, and you did a great job capturing the inconsistencies of the club month to month, day to day, even shift to shift. This unpredictability is what makes this hobby fun. Sorry about your Pats (not really).

@Blah Are you secretly my wife?

I agree with Hank. Offer there’s no rhyme or reason for why a club is busy or dead at any particular day and time, or why sometimes the talent is great, and sometimes not. It’s really random, but part of what makes this hobby so fun. Like Forrest Gump says, you never know what you’re going to get.

“… I honestly felt I was in a Havana whorehouse.” Is that really a bad thing?

@Adzz got me thinking. People always ask me why I’m still working. I’m not quite at “retirement age” yet, but kids are grown, house is paid off, and sustainable income streams from investment properties are providing sufficient income to live on. But I just realized the reason I’m still working is to get me out of the house, and to provide cover for hitting the south Florida strip clubs and messing around with occasional SA girl.

I see this a lot, and I have seen girls actively avoiding eye contact and making themselves appear unavailable. I have never understood this, and probably never will.

So you were walking around the club carrying a spent condom? The Cuban girls in South Florida wrap the condom up with baby wipes during the clean up process, and take care of the disposal.

What is a “ trucker stop strip club” type of dancer?

Yes. You got the typical DD experience. These girls are pros, and highly efficient. Get in, get off, and get out quickly.

I may have shard this before, but I dated a United flight attendant back when they were all female and mostly young, single and hot. Sadly I rarely see a decent looking flight attendant these days. The best part about about my experience was the fact that there were 4 of them who shared a 2 bedroom apartment - since they were all rarely home at the same time. But when they were, these girls were completely comfortable sharing a bed with one another and they were also very uninhibited about walking around the apartment nearly naked. I actually think the roommates went out of their way to get noticed whenever I was over. I was never successful in scoring a 3 some, but I did fuck one of the other flight attendant roommates when my girl was out of town.

Unfortunately if they have to pay someone to do it, it’s a job. Otherwise it’s a hobby.

“Papi” is pretty much universal from the Spanish speakers, and it’s a term of endearment. But a white girl calling me “Daddy” is creepy, and an instant turn off.

I can’t judge his mental acuity but he definitely struggles to find his words and stumbles through prepared statements. He seems to be in decent physical shape for a man of his age, but I just hope he can hang in there for another year since VP Harris scares the hell out of me.

Just gave me reason for not going to Mexico

100% chance her proposal involves you giving her money

Thus is something we only see in Miami. Mural Masturbation: Only Fans girls posing for slutty pictures in front of murals in Wynwood. Yes, this really happens, and I once saw a couple of local OF favorites (Francetti and Toochi Kash for those of you who frequent OF), drawing quite a crowd while going at it and being videotaped in front of an Atomik mural.

I’d be embarrassed to show you what $3 mil buys you in Miami. Maybe a mid market condo.

Wolfie is a legit musician on his own, but being EVH’s son is both a blessing and a curse. The same as how Michael Jordan’s son was a decent basketball player, but could never get out of his dad’s shadow. WVH’s wife is hot. Good for him!

So I looked it up. For reasons I’ll never understand, “civilizations” have been fighting over this 39 square mile piece of worthless desert for more than 3500 years, starting in 1400 BC. I see no workable long term solution for Gaza other than turning it into a parking lot.

I’ve never had an emotional connection with a stripper, and I don’t care about their personal lives or relationships any more than they care about mine. Like the famous quote - I pay her to go away.

There definitely is a whorearchy. I think it goes something like this: 1-Golddigger 2-Sugar Baby 3-Instagram Model / Influencer 4-OF model 5-Cam girl 6-Escort 7-Stripper (ITC) 8-Stripper (OTC) 9-Prostitute 10-Street Walker

If you’re planning on doing anything other than strip clubbing, the civilian population in Miami is much better looking than anywhere else in Florida.

How do these clubs compare on ROI? The general going (negotiated) rate for extras in Pompano is $150 CBJ / $300 FS. I know TJ is a lot less, but you have to factor in travel, etc. What’s the going rate in Providence?

Personally not a fan of tattoos on women. Some look OK on a firm, fit, 20-something body, but imagine what shes gonna look like as a flabby 50 or 70 year-old. It might be an alternating generation thing. Boomers generally thought tattoos were gross since the only people who had them were grandpa and his old navy buddies. Kids generally don’t want to be like their parents so maybe the tattoo trend will decline with the next generation of kids.

Still not as improbable as Ga Tech’s win vs Miami on Sat night. As the Miami Herald headline stated “Hurricanes snatch defeat from the jaws of victory”