Comments by iknowbetter (page 8)

If the Dolphins game is not simulcasted locally, it might be a good excuse to go to Tootsies.

Nightmare. But somewhere, someone has a story about a dancer getting a case of the shits during a lap dance.

Thanks for the review, but what’s the parking situation?

@azdd - I have those same Costco shorts, and yes, the thin lightweight material is great for lap dances. However, black is not a good color since it shows dried snail tracks and dried LDK overspray. Gotta go with the tan or khaki.

There are actually lots of excellent female guitarists, but as OP mentioned, female guitarists are judged by their looks well as their musical talent, compared to male guitarists who no one cares what they look like. I actually think Sophie Lloyd’s beautiful tits detract from her musicianship.

Surprised you didn’t get thrown out. Getting a HJ to completion is routine at Cheetah Hallandale but not Pompano, where the monitors are more diligent and the dancers are pitching for VIP. I’ve had dancers shut down for showing the kitty in the Pompano LD room.

Like any of us would ever have a shot…

Welcome back Papi! But since when have you been looking for cute spinners?

@Papi - Great to see you back on the forum! You have been missed by many who appreciate your in depth insight.

^ is that $CAD or $US ?

If you’re staying in the north Miami area, you might want to check out Deans Gold. Expensive, but usually top tier talent. Scarlett’s has top talent, but is a low extras club. If you’re looking for “extra spicy lap dances” try Cheetah Hallandale. You will be amazed by what goes on there in a communal lap dance room.

Thanks for the review, but it told us basically nothing. How did this get though our strict panel of adjudicators?

How is it possible to sound creepy on a site devoted to strip club perverts?

@bum Was that 3 times with the same woman? Most of the time, the girl only gets one chance to say no. I proposed twice, but with 2 different girls: 1) my just out of college we didn’t know any better, and 2) my midlife crisis babymama. I do not regret either.

From my backyard I see pool, sea wall, dock, Biscayne bay, and the Miami skyline. I’m living in a house that my grandfather built so it’s not quite up to today’s standards or expectations of waterfront Miami real estate, but the view is pretty fucking awesome.

I’m not proud if this, but I have occasionally wasted a dancer’s time with the implied expectation of spending big $$$ in VIP, and after hanging out for awhile get up and leave the club. This might not be “getting over”, but it’s a shitty thing to do.

¿Cuanto por una mamada?

If youre looking for companionship or GFE, you’re probably better off going the SA route. If you just want to fuck a hot stripper then you really don’t need more than an hour or so for OTC or an escort - unless you really like hanging out with a stripper after you’re done fucking. For me, I want her gone.

Young, single guys need to be chasing civilian pussy, despite the fact one can make the argument that paying for it directly is less expensive in the long run. But for married guys, civilian pussy is not an option and the 60 minute strip club romance becomes a reality.

Great review. RJ2 is definitely playing at the high limit tables. I have always found club management to be much more accommodating and flexible in the early afternoon when the club is still empty - especially when you’re the only one throwing money around. Good call on not taking 4 girls to VIP. That would have been a total waste of money.

I feel like we have this EV discussion every month or so. I’m not sure how EVs became political, but I own 1 Tesla S and 2 ICE vehicles. Do I have to pick one team or the other? I am really happy with both types of vehicles. My Tesla is the perfect commuter car, my SUV is perfect for taking long trips or for hauling lots of people and stuff, and my wife is currently driving a ICE, but her next car will most likely be an EV. I spent $150 to get a 50 amp 240 volt outlet installed in my garage. It takes about 4 hrs to charge my Tesla at home appx once a week. My FPL bill is already $650/month, so any increase in electricity consumption is negligible.

Unfortunately I find that strip club sex is almost always unfulfilling. But that hasn’t stopped me from doing it.

Not bad for the middle of your work day. Hope you were able to expense it!

From time to time whenever I lose money on an investment, I tell myself that I would have much rather thrown that money away at a strip club, where I’d at least have fun losing it. Kind of puts things in perspective.

I tend to agree with the assertion that strip club experiences back in the 90’s were a little more meaningful than they are today. Just like 90’s porn were real full length movies with good lighting, multiple camera angles, wardrobe and makeup, and attempts at a plot line, with corny dialogue, compared to today’s porn which is all basically low budget amateur sex scenes shot on an iPhone. Today’s strip club experience is about the same - no real stage show or feature dancers, just go to the club, find a dancer to go fuck, then leave.