Comments by iknowbetter (page 13)

I’ve been in south Florida my entire life so I just think it’s normal. I was getting civilian pussy back in the 80’s and 90’s and didn’t start hitting the strip clubs until the early 2000’s, but high extras has always been the norm. South Florida has actually cleaned up its image a lot since the hey days of the ‘80’s when cash and coke induced hotties were blowing guys in nightclub bathrooms and parking lots. But there’s still an aura of lawlessness - and the women are way hotter than anywhere else.

I have often pondered the same question as OP. Where do all these Cuban strippers come from? I once thought there were cities and towns in Cuba full of hot young girls randomly walking around, but a visit to Cuba during the Obama administration debunked this notion. I now envision secret state sponsored stripper boot camps in Cuba, where young girls go to get their boob and ass jobs, hair extensions, and tattoos, and where they learn how to do their makeup, how to dance, and how to suck dicks, before shipping off to careers in Pompano.

I haven’t eaten fast food in decades, but even with “shrinkflation”, restaurant portions in this country are still out of control (in response to US consumer demand). As I get older, I have to be more careful about what I eat. A few years ago I decided that I would only eat half my meal in a restaurant and take the other half home for dinner the next day - or just leave it. I was amazed to discover that half the meal gets me just as full. It’s much more of a psychological challenge getting over wasting good (or great) food, because we’ve all been conditioned from birth to eat everything in front of us.

As time goes by we’ll be seeing less stereotypical pilots (middle aged white guy with a mustache and aviator sunglasses) and more female and other ethnicity pilots. That is, until commercial airlines become fully automated. I can get used to that, however, recently I did have a very involuntary, visceral response to seeing a young Middle Eastern looking pilot board the plane and step into the cockpit. We had a safe, uneventful flight, but I’m glad the first officer made all the flight announcements. I don’t know how I would have responded to hearing a middle eastern accent announcing “I am Mohammed and I am your captain”.

I do not enjoy paying taxes, but I pay them on time every quarter, so I have no reason to fear the IRS - armed or not.

Not sure how MI dancers work, but here in Florida it’s best to be straightforward. If I’m getting a really good lap dance from someone I’m really into, I’ll ask her “do you fuck as good as you dance?” The answer is always something that leads to “let’s do a room and find out”.

Interested about the “boyfriends / protective agents / handlers”. Is this a Vixens thing? I can’t say that I’ve ever seen handlers at any other South Florida clubs. Is this typical?

Truck stop strip clubs? That’s a hard no for me.

Last time I was at Cheetah Pompano day shift - about a month ago, back room dances were $25, and VIP was definitely available. Costs were quoted at $500+.

I hate it when we have to try to figure out a review that should be straightforward. $350 sounds quite reasonable for a “Romanian stunner”, but OP refers to “multiple 15 or 30 minute sessions”. Why were there multiple sessions? If the dancer didn’t deliver in the first session, and used VIP to tease additional sessions, then yes she is a ROB, and OP should have cut things off after the 1st session. But if the multiple sessions were because the OP couldn’t get the job done, then it’s more on him. But I’m curious since “multiple” 15 or 30 minute VIP sessions isn’t typical SOP for Pompano clubs. It’s typically one VIP and you’re done for the night.

So did you take the $325 deal? If so, how was it?

What was the issue with the lot attendants? I have always found them to be very laid back and accommodating here.

Another PL is born.

I have the same opinion of this club. I keep waiting for it to get better, but it never does. But youre being kind of harsh on the poor girl just trying to do her job.

I can definitely relate to OP. I find that I need to get up and move around whenever the club goes “stale” or if I’m getting cunt blocked by a dancer I’m not interested in. Ironically I often seem to run into the hottest dancers on my way out of the club. And I wonder “where the hell have you been all night”?

Need to verify whether that’s $200 all in, or $200 paid to the club + dancer fee. This club collects $200 in advance, and the dancer will expect to get paid separately - in addition to what you just paid to the club.

Thanks for the good review. I find myself dropping in at SG from time to time, hoping it would get better, but it never does. Good call on checking shoes. Precisely the reason I don’t like female customers at the strip club.

Sadly strip clubs are dying off, for all the reasons noted like politics, local community standards, increasing property values, and bad management, but also because society and the sex industry business model has changed.

“Hey, how much for a blowjob?” Seems to be pretty effective. It even works better en espanol.

While I don’t disagree with the sentiment, we can’t just go around nuking everyone. Countries like Iran are controlled by lunatics who just don’t give a fuck about their country or it’s people. So the threat of obliteration is not a deterrent to people like this. They would love to die a martyr. Blowing up Iran (or any other piece of shit rogue nation) would only create more global chaos and humanitarian suffering that the world community (mostly US) would have to deal with.

I’d like to think that I could manage using plastic in a strip club, but the only plastic I want to touch are the fake titties at Diamond Dolls. I always only use cash, and I never use the strip club ATM. When the cash is gone, it’s time for me to leave.

Miami and South Florida always seems to be an anomaly to the rest of the country. Despite the fact that everything is significantly more expensive these days post-Covid, especially housing, hotels, and restaurants, everything is busier than ever. I might have noticed strip clubs being a little slower, but I think this is due to factors other than the economy.

Definitely agree with @Jimmy on this one. We complain about being approached by dancers, but what if they didn’t approach? If they stayed on the other side of the room and don’t interact, or stay locked down with a regular all night, we complain that they don’t approach. The issue for me is often timing. I get approached by someone who I might be interested in, but not now, until I’ve had the opportunity to survey the entire field. And then I turn her away only to later regret it after I realize she was the hottest one there.

I’ve never been to any private events in Miami, nor have I ever seen any advertised. But evidently they do exist since I’ve read about people renting out homes through Airbnb and holding illegal private paid-admission “parties” where liquor, drugs, and sex is sold.

^Agreed. OP has given this way too much thought. I can’t explain it. But I know it when I see it.