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a year ago
HoneyDewMelons
Retired Burlesque Belly Dancing GoGo Girl
Age?
72 here. Like 25 I watched the Beatles and Elvis on the black and white Ed Sullivan show. Also, the guy who's act consisted of spinning s bunch of plates on poles.....
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a year ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
TVs in the VIP room.
Why do Canadians only do it doggy style in VIP? So they can both watch the hockey game, eh?๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
What is the best chain breakfast?
Eggs Up, a relatively small chain. Fantastic breakfasts, including pancakes, omelets and shrimp and grits. They even offer gluten free pancakes!
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
Ticket Cameras
In Virginia, the law states that not stopping for a school bus is OK IF it is a divided highway and the separating median is at least 6 inches higher than the roadway. Otherwise, if you don't stop, you are the proud owner of a new ticket.
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a year ago
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
Woman rescued from outhouse toilet after climbing in to retrieve Apple Watch
That's a lot of crap! Why would I downvote this? Michiganders have a sense of humor, ๐Ÿ˜‚
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a year ago
jaybud999
Pinpin aint EZ....when you're high
Lauren Boebert in the news.....
What? No love for Marjorie Taylor Green?? Who'd have guessed....๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฎ
article comment
a year ago
Muddy
USA
Mongering out in the Mountain West
Sad to think that farmerart's old stomping grounds have gotten so lame...๐Ÿ˜ช
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
Has there ever been a time when you got a stripper stolen from you?
Well, maybe a bit extreme, but you could have shot him before he started dancing.... Of course, this approach has its limitations. For example, how do you get rid of rickthecorpse? Are any of his buds like rickthelion or rickthecoconutcrab there ready to end your life? Hell, they could get away with it if rickthevulture was there. No, the best play here was best summed up by the Possum Lodge motto: "Quando Omni flunkus moritati" - When all else fails, play dead.
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a year ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
RIP: Jimmy Buffett
We can have that meetup on my boat - Herrington Harbor North, Deale, MD!
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a year ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Knocking me out with those American thighs
Alyssa Milano as Samantha Micelli on Who's the Boss. I knew that girl would grow up to be a heartbreaker!
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a year ago
Hartman44
California
Abbreviations
Damn autocorrect! Urbandictionary.com
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a year ago
Hartman44
California
Abbreviations
Urban dictionary.com is your friend!
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a year ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Pushing the limits on Instagram
Those little suckers have quite the lobby - I wonder if there's an age limit for the receiver........๐Ÿคฃ
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
Hotel Horror Stories, Recs, Wishlists
Worst place ever: The Village Motel in Fredonia NY. We were at our boat in Dunkirk and had company and only 4 berths on the boat. Normally, we would have gotten a room at the Sheraton Four Points in the harbor at the head of our dock. Cue the softball tournament sucking virtually every room within 20 miles. We found a room at this dump - the room smelled of mold, the cover of the iffy A/C unit had broken off, the bed linens had tears and there was only a black and white TV that looked like it had come from an ancient junkyard - it could only get antenna channels. Since I was the only male, I was forced to stay on the boat. I definitely got the better part of that deal! Second worst was a place in Alexandria that was a relic from at last the 1940s before Alexandria became gentrified. A very tiny, cramped parking lot was the first thing that gave me pause. The kicker was when I was buzzed into the office and came face to face with a 2-inch thick wall of bulletproof glass! That said, the room was clean, if worn and the old black and white TV sort of worked. Why did I stay in a shithole like that? It was cherry blossom/school trip season and this was the only room our secretary could find.
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a year ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
How bout you, smash or pass?
I'm gonna pass - can't afford to go home with clown makeup on my clothes.....
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a year ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
RIP: Jimmy Buffett
My wife and I both had cheeseburgers, fries and margaritas in Jimmy's honor last night at the Marina's dock bar and restaurant. Even tipped the live entertainer to do Margaritaville.
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a year ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
Two-A-Days
Two-a-days are over. Now it's time to start thinking about the pre-season... ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคฃ
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a year ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
RIP: Jimmy Buffett
Damn. One of my heroes. Turned bad life decisions into a fabulous career.๐Ÿ˜ช
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a year ago
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
Hmmmmmmmm?
That was really ba-a-a-a-a-a-d news......๐Ÿ˜‚
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a year ago
Meshuggah
We aren't here for a long time, we are here for a good time.
Broward Sheriffโ€™s Office Fire Rescue helicopter crashed in Pompano Beach
It was a strange crash. There was a fire at the rear of the fuselage and then as the copter spun, the boom folded sideways - probably softened by the heat.
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
When Muddy met Sally
Mustang Sally's is actually a strip club turned swingers' club turned strip club. I was there during its first turn as a strip club. Kind of a quirky place but it had some semi hot to smoking hot dancers and I had a great time for less than a C-note.
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a year ago
Muddy
USA
Little League Lineup
Jeez, Muddy. Talk about taking two for the team! Fred's AND Castaways?? I've driven past Castaways (and Fantasy Island when it was open...) without slowing down and I've even stayed in the Super 8 that you mentioned. I thought about walking down the road to Fred's, but when I got there, the total lack of cars outside encouraged me to walk back....๐Ÿ˜‚
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a year ago
Studme53
Pennsylvania
Oppenheimer sucked
@rickthelion: Why not just buy MGM? They already have one of your bro's from another mother shown at the beginning of every movie - ROAR๐Ÿคฃ
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a year ago
Specialj
Born in NYC, conceived at Woodstock.
What is the best bumper sticker you've ever seen?
Not a bumper sticker, but my favorite boat name of all time: SAILBAD THE SINNER