Comments by anon4231 (page 5)

SJG: Interesting. Maybe it's Seattle clubs then. Or just bad/good luck the times I've been.

I make sure I'm clean, smell nice, and am dressed nice (e.g. button-up shirt, slacks.) Dash of cologne, breath mints, etc - considering how many fishermen and random Amholes the girls get around here, it makes you stand out (especially if you're a fat guy like me but can make nice clothing look good.) I'll typically go out with anywhere from $400-600 - enough for a couple of dances and a VIP (if desired) at my preferred venue. I expect to spend it all, and sometimes even tip the rest if I'm done for the night. Time depends, but usually I do the evenings - more choices overall and less supervision (though this depends on the club/management, too - one club might be best in the evenings, while others you might get some mileage in the afternoons.) I work days, so a daytime trip would basically have to be on a weekend anyway. I usually don't go out to the club more than once every couple of months though - got plenty of other uses for that money, and going to a club with $40 (cover and one LD) just isn't worth it to me. Go big or go home, as they say.

Am I the only sad wanker here? Seriously. Fleshlights are great, but can take a while to find one that suits you. If you're "smaller," you might want to go for a "Flight" or a "Go" model since you might not be long enough to hit the interesting stuff in the larger ones. If you're decently hung, the textures on the full-sized ones are great. The insides of the FL Girl sleeves aren't modeled on pornstar vag - only the outsides. These sleeves are overpriced for a first purchase (unless you're really into the appearance,) but they tend to have more interesting textures. My recommendation: Standard Pink Lady/Wonder Wave. It's a good stimulating experience and suits pretty much any length well as long as you don't have a microdick.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, seems to care about the cameras (unless something has changed in the past month or three.)

More than 3/100 for topless two-way is a ripoff. Resist price inflation!

^^ Stage shows are NOT why you come to this place.

I don't know that it'd call it more upscale, but definitely different. The wall of sex toys always gets a funny look from me. Side note - unless the prices have changed, it's 150 for 15min, 275 for 30min, 400 for 60min. I know the hour price is correct. Also, heh, if this was last Friday I was there at the same time as you. I think I'm due to do another review of this place, myself.

I'm sideeyeing the lack of specific detail, but rhs1414 has a long history of reviewing other Seattle clubs. Odd review, but probably not an ad.

Nah, you can get what you pay for in the private rooms - you just (as the OP said) need to agree beforehand what's going to go on in there, or accept that you might get a plain old lap dance. I've got a favorite there who does just what's needed for everyone involved to have fun. IMHO, don't let them negotiate more than the standard LD price ($30/3min) for the "in their pocket" part - so $150 for 15, $300 for 30, $600 for 60 (which ends up +$50, +$75, and +$100 respectively, due to the house portion of the fee.) Wave the extra cash, and point out that you'll tip based on performance. It's worked for me, but I'm also the type who is willing to pay the little bit extra for the privacy of the VIP anyway so it's ultimately no loss to me if I don't get extras.

Oh no, the husband-wife thing is the most believable part of the review. There are other places that seem inaccurate and a lot of detail left out. Your review, as written, could apply to any of the clubs I can think of in the Seattle area. If you are indeed real, a tip: Use the review guidelines as a template for your first couple of reviews - better too much detail than too little. You're a lot less likely to get called out once you've got a few reviews under your belt.

Loathe as I am to agree with scrub, this does smell like an ad. Detail-light and inaccurate in spots? Yeeeeeah. Kittens can be a great club when certain undesirable parties aren't sniffing around, but I'd have rejected this review.

I don't know about specific names, but I heard a lot of Pandora's dancers migrated down to Kitten's. Not sure about specifics since I'm not terribly familiar with the Pandora's lineup though.

^^ Sadly, pretty standard for Seattle. One trick though, almost every dancer I've had will do 3 for $100 topless. As long as you're willing to fork out $40 if the first dance sucks, it's a good trick.

Oh hey, you're the one that was hanging around there both times I walked by. Kidding, kidding, but protip: Own that shit and walk in. Nobody gives a fuck, seriously.

I've gotten the typical 30/40/3 for 100 line every time I've been here. Maybe I'm catching the wrong girls if some of them are doing a solid full-contact topless dance for $30. VIP is a ripoff unless you catch the right girl. I've got an arrangement with one for $500/1hr + a tip for performance, and that's close to as low as I've had offered.

Sounds like you didn't read any of the other reviews. This is pretty much par for the course here. Did you happen to catch a name, description, etc.?

This really is sad to hear. I was never a regular of Bella's, but despite that she always had a wave and a greeting for me when I came in.

You're thinking of Centerfold's, I think. Unless DB shut down and came back at some point.

^^ I'm interested in the prices as well. Last time I was there, it was $40 for the back room; is it still that much, or have prices gone down? Is there any mileage, or did you just sit at the stage so you didn't try lap dances? How many dancers, who were they, were they hot, etc. etc. I heard they ended up with cameras in the VIP, which put a damper on a lot of the previous fun to be had.

@Papi_Chulo: As far as I know, 4 DV owned clubs that are around Seattle proper: DV downtown, Showgirls Sodo, Little Darlings, and the new DV/Rick's up north. So 4 out of 8 total that are "nearby." I'm not sure if I got pegged as a tourist or a newbie. "Are you from here" is a pretty common question, and I'm pretty sure I'm old enough to not be a newbie anymore. I also heard an argument one booth over about pricing as well. Not sure if it's collusion or high house from the club, but either way it stunk. I don't negotiate with terrorists. I got my one $40 grind on the off chance that it was up to snuff (it wasn't, but it may have been okay without the initial upsell,) asked one other girl her rates while dodging a tag-team of fuglies, and GTFO'd after hearing the same basic lineup. I sort of hope the management there is reading these reviews. Of course, if it's the club's fault, no amount of bitching will help. If it's the girls doing their own thing though, maybe the idea of at least $150+ "guaranteed" to the club (i.e. their cut of a VIP plus whatever house gets from dances if anything) walking out the door will get management having a talk with the dancers.

I'm going to have to start going farther afield to get dances. Sands got kinda shitty, Pandora's seems a bit TOO "extra" for my tastes, and DB is a dive (although it might be a bit of a flashback for me given a previous club I went to...) I imagine SoDo is probably about the same as DV, price-wise. On top of that, I'm pretty much going to have to Uber anywhere no matter what. Maybe Kittens, prices there sound okay from the reviews and it also sounds like the dances are quality. It's hard being a PL these days.

Also: C- is Cielle. The auto-DJ pronounces her name like "Seal-y" for some silly-assed reason.

Looked up some images of Madelyn Monroe. Some of the ones with dark hair looked vaguely familiar, but if it's who I think it is, she's aged quite a bit from the pics I found. If you PM me I can drop a name to check out, but I could be way the fuck off.

As I've said on another comment: You got fucked, and not in the sexy way. Unless you're straight-up not spending money at all (don't be one of Those Guys - at least tip the stage dances,) you can decline dances all night. Just let them know firmly-but-politely that you're not getting dances. I'd like to know the name of the dancer who screwed you like this so everyone can avoid her.

No problem. I try not to review the club too often so I don't spam the reviews up, but I figured it was about time with a month since the last review. :) Any comments on the format? Too much non-dancer info? Too little?