Reviews by shmutz

Slow day at BE today, I met a couple of regulars, and even got a few dances with one of them, and met one new girl who was doing a live audition -- she...

I've been here before, and I've reviewed this place before, but I hadn't been in a while, so I thought I'd share my thoughts. This visit was Saturday night, which should be the...

I've dropped in to this place before, but I always was disappointed at the lack of action and talent. Admittedly, I've only been there in the off-times, like early weeknights (9-10-ish) or afternoons, but...

I've been here a few times, and the quality of dancers, which used to be rather poor (see my previous reviews), has gotten quite good of late. There are still a number of girls...

I had nothing to do, so I decided to drop in at BD, even though my expectations were not very high. I guess I was thinking that if I happened to find a young...

This place really rocks, but it's rather expensive compared to other clubs. I guess they realize that they're near the airport, so for alot of people who have some time to kill before their...

I was in the neighborhood, and had the itch, even though it wasn't 2-4-1 Tuesday, so I hopped in. I immediately met some of the old girls, like Kat, Tatiana, Tanya, and Diamond, who...

I was in the area, and decided to try this place, since I noticed it on my way by a few times, and I had an hour or two to kill. The reviews I...

The last time I reviewed BZ I wasn't very positive. It was a cougars place, and most of the cougars were the worse for wear. There still was an occasional worthwhile, well-preserved girl, but...

Well, this place is one of the highest rated clubs in the US, so I had to check it out, even though I don't usually frequent topless joints. I see where the reviewers are...

Got here around 11-ish and the place was pretty quiet. A cover to get in, plus you must buy 2 drinks (no alcohol). The dumb part of it is they sell you both drinks...

I guess this place is my favorite club, mostly because of the available mileage. That said, let me tell you about the place a bit. Although the chairs are not the most comfortable (many other...

I must be a glutton for punishment, so I went to this club again (I was there a month and a half ago, and my review is still in the latest 3, so seemingly...

Heard this place recently came under new ownership/management, so i thought I'd check it out. I didn't get any dances this visit, so I can't speak to that aspect of the place, but other...

Well, it was 2-4-1 Tuesday, and I had the itch, so I set out for BE in the Valley. I met with many of my old friends, like Diamond, Kat, and Tatiana, but I...

After quite a long spell, I returned to the Bird, one of the famously high-mileage clubs in/near LA, and I was not disappointed. I'd been hearing that the quality of the dancers has improved,...

I must say, the dancers here are really quite beautiful. There are all types, some real thin, some a little less so, but almost all are quite good looking, and you can choose your...

I arrived Sat night at about 9, the night shift was just getting into gear. Had to pay $5 to park (valet is the same price, so I opted to park myself, since leaving...

I'm not a Dallas regular, so I can't compare this club to others in the area, but compared to what I've seen in Los Angeles and NJ, it's just not great. The club is a...

This place, while it has some high mileage (depending on the girl you ask), is a real disappointment. I got there Tuesday evening, and the place was empty. I decided to come back later...

The rumor going around is that this club is a "hjgh-mileage" club. I'm happy to report that the rumor is true. Although Deja Vu N Hollywood is bigger and nicer, this is the place...

I happened to be in NJ so I decided to check out The Den, since the reviews I read here seemed to indicate that it could be a high-mileage spot. Well, it is a...

Hey, I've reviewed this place before, but each time I go there (about once every six weeks or so), it seems to get better, so it's only fair that I update with an improved...

This club is not high on my list of great places to visit. It's very hit-or-miss, since there are different girls there each time I've gone (I've been 4-5 times over the past couple...