Comments by carl95 (page 10)

It's a stupid marketing gimmick. The race is 188 laps on a 2.66 mile track same as the 2nd Talladega which is the "Talladega 500" (500.08 miles). This one is sponsered by Aaron's so like everything they rent it's only x99 instead of the full 100.

I say head down to Chinatown and get some tiger penis.

Young housewives tend to have less stress than single moms doing extras to pay the rent. Stess, diet, drugs and a half dozen other lifestyle choices can destroy a prefectly good body/face.

Michael Jackson. /thread

That's not raunchy, it was adorable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzxBZDPGM-4 if you freeze this on the right frame between :05-:06 you can clearly see half her butthole and that's not even close to the raunchiest thing I've seen on YouTube.

TUSCL Super PAC!

"There is no good way to cut a dancer loose without some kind of fallout." Get her fired or arrested :D

"We've certainly come a long way since Warren G. Harding, when the Secret Service was expected to supply the President with bootleg whiskey and to escort his four mistresses in and out of the White House." I'm surprise someone like Rush hasn't suggested that they were just doing advance work to clear hookers for Obama. I'm sure everyone remembers this story http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/columns/vice/9612/ well the secret service guys deserve whatever result they get more than this guy's wife did. Like she says in the story, "“Civil servants have very limited civil rights,” she continues. “We are bound by unwritten norms and practices, and we have to pay the price if we violate them.” "

Speaking of pictures. Jayjaydancer, switch to the twitter pic, it's a good one.

Juice, here is a money tip. If you need to skip a bill make it the water. You can crap at the club and use her shower when you OTC.

#2 and #4 could be worth saving while he's in the slammer.

In or next to a high end outlet mall. They can wander around and blow wads of cash on purses and shoes. We can sit around and blow wads and cash on strippers. win/win And I bet we would still spend less than they do.

If it meant getting some Korean or Vietnamese dancers in the club I'd be will to get a pedicure. ...topless pedicures, now there's an idea.

Down here we have these "Sweepstakes" places(some kind of keno/bingo for the old peoples) and any time there is one in a strip mall there is a church in the storefront next to it. Different sin but it always amuses me.

That's kind of skeevy. Although it would be acceptable to invite them to "party" and then have a clown, balloons, and a pony in your apartment when she gets there.

Sunshine Daydream It seems like every club name out there is the same tired, recylced name used in dozens of states. This one always seems to block any other names from entering my head (probably because I listen to too much Dead), plus it has a nice feel for down here in sunny Florida.

I got mine about a year ago. I think it was from 4chan's high res folder. The orginal was 1680x1050 so I used it as a wallpaper for a bit. A good place to look is tumblr. Find one or two good porn/nude art tumblrs and you will have a huge variety of images.

Why are these students looking at porn? They should be expelled!

"Are their significant others so desparate that they tolerate their girl being intimate with multiple guys a day?" How many guys here are lying to their significant others about what goes on at the SC(or that they even go)? Why should the dancers be expected to live up to a higher standard?

This PSA seems fitting http://www.hulu.com/watch/4510/futurama-anti-robot-propaganda

"I've found at the right clubs, a single dollar goes very far in revealing why sitting at the stage is called sniffer's row. And if nobody important is looking, it becomes attempted murder row, as she smashes that glorious wetness into your face for a second or two impeding your ability to breath. Those girls give awesome VIP's. " Haha, a couple months ago I saw one stage dancer that would do headstands in a person's chair and slam her ass in his face 2-3 times. I wonder how much that guy was tipping.

Suddenly after reading this thread $100 for West Texas light sweet doesn't sound like a bad price.

Expect to wake up in a bathtub of ice with a kidney missing.

"The blonde is completely do-able. Is she 6'8" or is the cop leading her away a midget?" Lol, I thought that too at first. After watching a second time I realised it was a female officed walkign in the street and the stripper is walking on the curb. "La Torre says the Gold Club will be cited and investigators will continue to crackdown on a crime that's ripping families apart." It's kind of like a Ponzi scheme, it doesn't really cause any problems until it is exposed.

First club I ever went to was like this. Novelty Lounge in Oneonta, NY (https://www.tuscl.net/stripclub.php?DID=993). A tiny little bar where the stage seemed like an after thought to draw in anyone they could from the larger college bars. There was only one dancer in her 30's and a shriveled old lady behind the bar. We knew the place was a hole but when your 19 and half way through a night of drinking just not getting turned away at the door makes it a decent trip. This was 16 years ago. Recent reviews seem like they atleast have more action now.