Comments by carl95 (page 7)

Go to a black club then they'll all be sisters.

It's the circle of life!

"Hah, Mos Eisley Cantina. I'd visit just for the story." Han shot his load first.

Man, what is with that dancer's nails? Her hands look like she's a brick layer not a dancer.

I save $20's. The bartender will give me ones if I ask and even more ones from drink change.

"Body. It isn't her face that I am going to get pressed up against me." Most people on these boards will have her pressing her face against part of their body.

I'm convinced that he's Robin Williams' bastard child.

I think you can be a stripper and a Christian at the same time, Jesus wouldn't judge them. Neither would the Pope, he gets that life is rough and sometimes people have to make less than perfect choices. Just be good and kind. As for these crusading ladies, I hope they are paying a cover or getting hit with a two drink minimum.

Hindenburg Omen! (runs around waving his arms in the air) The sky is falling!

A: (it's) so long

Be careful which strippers you bring. They might kill you in your sleep and then let in their DJ boyfriends.

I never see anything odd. The closest I have been to something strange was arriving 10 minutes after a stripper had a seizure on stage.

Maybe it's a Full Metal Jacket type situation... No boom boom with soul brother... soul brother too buku. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soj2TBu8EHI

The funny part is when its a web-porn chick who has done shoots with black guys. There are probably a million different reasons, half of which are most likely based on racist stereotypes.

At least she is not dating the bathroom troll.

You mean an AA isn't an Albino Asian?

"The 1972 Rotterdam version of Dark Star. Never heard it in a club but that would be super coo-el. Actually, any version of Dark Star would work...some are more than an hour. Fuck yeah!" -Zipman68 Good call Zip but seeing as I just got my copy of the Sunshine Daydream box set today I'm going to go with 08-27-72 Dark Star. Not to mention its 31 minutes with the jam. ... who am I kidding, 2 Live Crew: Pop That Pussy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIX5bo8MOxQ the original twerk video

Of course its a joke, it's tied to Trump.

"Thank you, cum again"

"If girl does not want to touch cum, probably should use plastic wrap and lube, because there's always gonna be pre-cum anyway. " She could use lunch lady gloves.

Just follow Uncle Luke's simple little ditty, "Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to fuck!"

It wasn't me! I was at Lollipops.

Are you sure it wasn't a frat boy tucking?

I'd tip her a buck on the pole, she better show vag though.

Maybe he LDK'd