Comments by nelly76 (page 38)

Great review. And I do deserve a lot of credit for not being there.

Good review, but those prices don't seem right. A Desires VIP room costs $40 for 15 minuts, so it's $80 for 30 minutes, so the house fee was accurate. The girls charge a minimum of $100 for 15 minutes and $200 for 30 minutes, so the $140 sounds too low, and it certainly sounds excessive to tip her $240 over that, especially if it was only for 15 minutes.

Sorry, OldWhiteGuy, but we should actively try to get rid of the douchebag reviewers and adjudicators on this site that make people want to leave. Desires has had 8 reviews in the last month. There are probably 100 guys in ther every Friday and Saturday night, and a total of probably 700 guys a week. If just ONE percent of them did a review, that would be 28 a month, and we'd have loads of guys to contribute and to do Direct Messages with. This site certainly isn't active enough, and I'm guessing that a lot of viewers and contributors think the site sucks because their review was called fake, or they trust the douchebag Adjudicators that say that reviews are fake, and they never come back.

what kind of pizza?

@shadowcat If you hvae no interest in reading it then don't adjudicate any reviews. "They" is whoever runs the site, and they should kick you the fuck out. This is a perfect, clear, well laid out review that's easy to scan or read, and is the gold standard for reviews here. If you think it's "Too Much Information", then you've never read the description on how to submit a review, and you don't know the kind of information that guys want when they go to strip clubs, especially about the girls. My opinion is worth more than yours because you're a douche. If you've been here for 25+ years and you don't know a great review when you see one, stop adjudicating and leave the site. You proved your incompetence.

OldWhiteGuy, don't change ANYTHING about your reviews. They are the gold standard. About 20% of the guys on this site are douchebags and whiny bitches, snd they never get kicked out. Ricber has posted one review in the last 9 years, and he calls it a Club Ad? They should kick him the fuck out. Shadowcat says TMI? Douche. They should kick him the fuck out, too. The information is well categorized to give you all the detail that they request in a post, along with new info, and a catalogue of girls. SOme of these douchebags need attention online that they don't get in their regular lives and in the strip clubs.

Masterpiece, as usual. Desertscrub the douchebag was finally deleted, but it looks like "ricber" is a new douche, calling it a Club Ad. And Ricber the douche has posted one review in the last 9 years. I love everything about that Camilla story at the end. It had everything - honesty, a hero, romance, and a threesome.

To be honest, I don't know. The $5 per dance is right, so if you paid $10 for 2, that's find, but I don't know for sure if the $25/35 include the 5. I don't do many regular lap dances, so I don't remember.

The regular dances are $5 to the house and the rest to the girl, so it makes sense that they would charge the $10 up front for 2 dances.

HA. I go to a lot more than one club, and have reviewd a lot more than one club, but that one is my local one, so I do reviews there more often. I’m just scratching my head about why a guy who spent time to research me can't understand that I use this site to get and to give information, and these tips will help people, especially since they probably don't know that they have messages in their "Chats".

great review

Yes, I didn't look back to February

Dolfan, Yes, I made a post, and then responded thanking myself, and I will probably do it again after a few more comments. I am very appreciative of the time I spent. Wakawaka told me how to do the verification, which I had seen at one point. I just never saw the advantage to doing it.

Rockie, I'm not positive, but I think "Feed" in the upper right still does all the clubs and all the contributors that you have bookmarked. The post about Desertscrub the douchebag being "kicked out the club" was posted by someone I don't know named "Mate27", and I think the only reason a lot of us knew about it was that Call.me.ishmael posted about it on the Desires page, with a link, and then good news travels fast.

Electro, Just tried it and it works pretty well near where I live. Thanks. I'm sure I tried it when I was out of town at some point and it wasn't that great. Yeah, I like that idea to put in a zip code where you're oging to be, and have it give a list of the closest clubs. You would think that would be easy if it can do it in my current location.

Boom. Love it, Electronman. I have been in other cities, and the site assumes you know something about the city, so you have to use Yelp or Google maps, asking for Strip clubs, in a separate window, to get the right info.

You're right. If you click on someone's name, you can see their review count and discussion count, but not the comment count. Ahh, thanks for the info on being Verified. Is there any upside to doing it? They seem to be getting better, and hopefully if you bookmark a club, they'll send an email saying that there's a new review. I just bookmark a few local clubs, so I can see it from my Feed.

What a great contribution. Thank you so much for your help.

Great review

Guys, ease up. He's a new reviewer, and he doesn't know the rules here. On the other board, they share details (which I think is a bad idea because it tips off police and TV reporters). We need more reviewers with good intel here.

I just checked on my own posts, and I didn't find an option to delete your own post, but you may want to send an email to "[email protected]" to see if you can delete and repost. By the way, it's fine to pass those types of details through Direct Messages, and I literally do that with over 30 guys on here, because those messages don't get seen by police or by the TV news stations doing stories, like the one that almost shut down Desire a few years ago.

great review, but as Call.Me.Ishmael said, don't connect dancers by name to extras. You should delete and repost if possible.

I appreciate the review, and think it has what I need. It doesn't have pricing, some of which you can get elsewhere, but it tells me that this place isn't worth the trip, unless I see a few reviews that tell me otherwise. If a place sucks, I don't care how cheap it is. This club has so few reviews, that this one is enough. This website in general has been declining so much in the last few years, that reviews like this are helpful to me. I think that Desertscrub and all the other assholes on this site calling every review a lie have made so many valuable contributors leave, and we need more reviews and less criticism. I go into a strip club and see 50-100 guys there, and I'm stunnned that 10% aren't putting a review on a web site like this. This site should have a few reviews on every club every night, and instead you're lucky to see one a week. As for the people that run this site, that's why nobody pays the $8 a month. If it had a lot of reviwes, it would be worth the money, since a lot of us spend a couple hundred dollars in a strip club and could use the info. Rant over.

good review

Desertscrub pissed off 99% of people here, and we'll never know how many new contributors showed up, got called a shill or a liar by the douchebag, and never came back again. He's a big part of the reason that this board has had so little activity in New England compared to what it should have, and the douchebag has never been to New England. He was a complete nuisance, and should have been gone years ago. He literally had over 15,000 comments (which don't even include his "Adjudications"), which you used to be able to verify if you clicked his name. Most just said "Shill Review or Club Ad", calling everyone a liar. It's amazing how much damage one douche can do, and he lived to be a douche.