Reviews by mjpenn07

I passed this place last night. It was all buttoned up so I made a mental note to check out the hours online and make a return trip when I passed by tonight....

I may be done with this place. It's not that I had a bad experience here, it's just I've had only perfectly mediocre times here and the little annoyances that add up. ...

This was a first for me. There have been plenty of times when I've seen a dancer ignoring customers with cash, but this is the first time I've seen it from the girl...

The Basics: $0 cover at 10pm on a Saturday night $8 Corona I was looking for a divey place to pop into for a short visit and figured the Riverhead seemed to fit the bill. Didn't...

The Basics: $10 cover @10:30 $8 Blue Moon $20 Dance After a VERY brief trip to the Riverhead GC I headed to Gallaghers hoping for a better experience and found it. This place is set up as...

I decided to check out Headquarters mostly because there happened to be a comedy show hosted by former pornstar Alia Janine featuring a couple good comics like Big Jay Oakerson. Granted, special events...

The Basics: Cover- $0 before 5, $10 5-8pm, $20 after 8pm $20 Dances $12 Corona I stopped into Flashdancers for a quick visit. It took me a bit longer to get...

This is an odd little club. I decided to check it out based on the high review. Maybe my experience was completely atypical but 4 stars is really generous IMO. The Basics: $10 cover. $10...

I headed over to Oasis for a low key time. This place isn't as glitzzy as some of the other clubs but it's a solid option and I've come to appreciate what it...

I made my first trip back to Delilah's in a few years. The facility is top notch for the area and the girls are definitely attractive but I don't think the club is...

I stopped in for a special event; the fetish model Rubber Doll was making an appearance. I caught her last year at the Northeast location and she put on a hell of a...

Basics: $15 cover for a special event. Cannot confirm the typical cover. $4.50 for a Yuengling $25 nude dances. Since I had never been to Al's I used the feature dancing appearance Gianna Michaels and Sophie Dee as...

Here's my gripe for this club: It's a tier 2 club at best but it tends to cost about the same as a tier 1 club. The fact that there usually isn't...

Stopped in around 12:30 $10 cover $4.5 lager Made my second ever trip to Lou Turks, first ever night or weekend visit. The place was packed. Standing room only and not much of it. ...

The Basics: $0 cover $4.50 Lager A happened to be in the area and, having never been to this club and being unlikely to find myself nearby anytime soon, I decided to check it out at...

$5 cover on Tuesday around 10pm $20 Dances Although I'm not a super frequent club patron, the Oasis has kind of become my go-to local spot. It has a decent variety of girls, mostly white...

After a bit of time away from strip clubs I was drawn back in by an amateur dance-off at Club Risque sponsored by Preston and Steve, a local radio morning show. A mere...

Stopped in to check out the Red Raven Pub Saturday around 10:30-11. I would describe it as Tattle Tales Too except darker and with a lower ceiling. They are fairly similar in...

Stopped on the night of their "Christmas Party." Almost all of the girls were wearing something festive, or at least Christmas colored, which added a bit of novelty. Minus points due to...

The Basics: $4 Corona $20 Private Dances Why do you go to 'Hood clubs? Barside dances. I stopped into Diamond Dolls after a long bus ride back from DC. This place is more titty...

Made a stop at Sho n Tel after a rather lackluster evening at the area clubs. I remember now why I hadn't made it back to Sho n Tel for a while. ...

The Basics: $0 cover $3 Lager This is basically a row home neighborhood bar with a small triangular stage wedged into the front corner. The stage is directly to your left as you walk in, the...

Basics: -No Cover -$3.50 for a Yuengling -$20 Dances This place has the look of a run down neighborhood bar with two small stages in the middle (they have multi-color illuminated floors! How very Saturday Night Fever.)....

I have to amend my review from about a year ago. I made a return trip to Double Visions yesterday, mostly to catch a glimpse of TUSCL's very own Tempest666. Unfortunately she...