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10 years ago
Dancers' attitude
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10 years ago
The third paragraph is the opposite of my experience. Never found a "stuck-up" dncer there. Their not repeatedly hassling you about a dance is a good thing.
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10 years ago
$10 for private dance - try $35!!
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10 years ago
This is not my fave, by far. But why would the reviewer wait until Dec to post based on a visit 5-6 months ago??
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10 years ago
Just one detail was wrong. Semi private dances are $30
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10 years ago
6-8 dancers on stage simultaneously is common, at night.
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10 years ago
I've been going to the Mons for 25 years. There is not, nor has ever been a VIP room. Everything is right out in front of God and everybody. If you're offered VIP there, you are being scammed; which is rare at the Mons.
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11 years ago
And where might all of those altruistic strippers be?
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7 years ago
Glad to have confirmation as to Paris's location. I had single song dance from her at ATL, Almost complete and perfect. She told me that she is 49 and has 6 kids -- un-fucking-believable!!! Never knew she worked at Oasis.
I can corroborate her class and beauty. When the hell did they start using pasties here? Sucks!, Well, just the opposite, technically.
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7 years ago
Could you please tell us the name of your "choice" and some details? Thanks
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8 years ago
To advise about Paris. She is blond, nice bod - firm natural B cups bearing unusual (large)nipple adornment. Very liberal onstage.
Did $20 dance - FIV (very wet and tight) Hand work - no wetness.It was interesting to have those "adornments" In my mouth. She was liberal with time- gave me almost 2 songs for $20. Left private area and had great, if brief, conversation. She is bright, open and seemingly honest. Said she's 45 and has 6 kids. Hard to believe given her smooth, toned bod. No stretch marks, but just a little belly bump. Her eyes are beautiful and mesmerizing and she keeps them focused on yours.
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8 years ago
Overall pretty accurate. But $75 gets 15 min. - about 5 songs not 3. Plenty of time to build a nut case, if the girl gets you wet. Only 2 do this and neither has ever tried to upsell me. I've never been offered FS, nor seen condom wrappers anywhere. And why would anyone not flush them? The crappers have always smelled fine to me.
The good tits lady you're talking about is tall and has perfect C cups. Quite liberal about onstage groping and private limit is HJ. No FIV. She is from Poland, hence has an unusual (to us) name. She had moved to ATL as of 2/16. Which club I commend to you for future visits.
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8 years ago
I had bad experience with Valentin. Showed NOTHING on stage; but the watress said she was playful in back. Talked with her - promised FS in VIP (90 = 100 tip) Hell, that's an hour with most escorts. Then promised BJ in $20 room.
Mentioned that she had worked at Mons gave 'em there. Knew she was lying, as I've been visiting Mons for 30 years. I know the owner (Joe Redner) very well. Did photography for him back in the '90s. There never have been any BJ's at the Mons. Told her she was lyin' and to get outa my face.
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8 years ago
I've been a Mons visitor since 1984. This review is spot on. The bitching prop is typical of that writer. He pans anyplace in which he doesn't get5 a GFE. The long review dated 1/30 is very informative and accurate. I would only disagree that the lack of a blowhard, over modulated DJ is a con.
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8 years ago
I don't frequent DD, but have found ATL to provide best what the reviewer seems to be looking for. ATL is certainly "better" than OZ, which I do often visit.
Re the "club ad" comment - IMHO, THAT is bullshit!!
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8 years ago
Don't know what you call "high mileage"; but if you got any genital skin contact she broke the rules and you are very lucky.
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8 years ago
This is not a pimp review. I KNOW the Mons for 3 decades. This is what happens. Now dick outa pants, BJ, FIV, etc.
The private dance mantra is: "You can touch me anywhere except my pussy."
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8 years ago
Generally pretty accurate. I've known the owner for 30 years, done photography (not in the club) for him. Joe is "older". 76, to be precise. He's a cancer survivor, landlord for the regional IRS office. A multi millionaire. Good friend.
He does not abide fools or fat asses. I find it odd that you think the dancers have buttock implants!! Tits, yes. Asses, not at all. And natural boobs are perfectly acceptable; if attractive.. I think that less that half have implants The "fat list" is a myth!
And I have always found a wide diversity of appearances.
Unlike many local clubs there is no VIP room nor "extras" The standard mantra as you sit and spread your legs (she does NOT spread hers) is : "You can touch me anyplace, except my pussy" And she means it. Max. contact is a little nipple nibbling. Just facts gathered over 30 yeaRS.
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8 years ago
This one sounds real sketchy. In and out? Drugs, pimping ho's???? I suspect that you were "popped" because of a fear that you might be LEO.
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8 years ago
Mostly accurate. I usually go late afternoon. No cover. Drinks -$2.50. None wear pasties (unless code enforcement is in the house). Some do NOT remove their tops at all. I find the 3/$50 semi private area to be better. 10 min/50 vs. 15/90 (- 40 for house)and the dancer keeps ALL that you spend, in the former. Either way the lady nets $50. Mileage varies by who is doing you and who else is in the room. Best case scenario: You and a liberal (see adjacent reviews) dancer ALONE. If you have a pulse, you'll leave smiling and walking funny.
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8 years ago
Agree with your 411. But the question of which comes first - tips or tits, and pussy - if nude club has always been a real irritant to me. The prima donnas that need $ before showing the goods are misguided. A car dealer doesn't ask for $$, just to show cars to you!! These "ladies" don't seem to understand that their stage dances are merely ads for the private stuff and not meant to produce enough $ to buy the groceries (or drugs)
And if the sign outside says "topless", by gawd, show your tits. If "nude", uncover your pussy!!!
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8 years ago
Accurate report. The private room is not really private. It's a space about 40 sq. ft. with benches along the walls and all is visible to anyone else in the room. $90 for 15, I think. Just as much or more mileage behind the curtain BOGO - $35.
Best VIP mileage and real privacy at Oasis ($75) and ATL ($90) Course it all depends on the "girl".
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8 years ago
I agree with the $20/35 comment. Or at least do some BOGO's like OZ does.
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8 years ago
Good report, but a little more specificity on the mileage would help.
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8 years ago
Found this 411 interesting. As a long time visitor to ATL, I was pleased that one of the ATL owners and bought Mile High and renamed it The City. I was there shortly after it reopened and there were NO dancers (days). Glad to know there are now some. The $35 /song is the same as OZ; but Oz does have BOGO's. Gotta go again soon.