Comments by Doc_Holliday (page 10)

@Papi, 59, & canny - as I sit in my b-boy stance, with flip flops and socks, and sweat pants, we fixin enhance your brain. check it out... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Xju1Wavoc (fyi it's a rap track to save you time)

I love these threads that appear a few times a year. Let's you know when the seasons change. Have the 'dating a stripper' and a 'Give me a List of Extra clubs' threads appeared? If so, the groundhog won't see his shadow and spring is coming.

@sc have the Mexicans not brought their wonderful street tacos to ATL? Those things are worth illegal immigration alone! And the bars (clothed and tittied alike) let the guys set up shop outside for that before or after party snack.

@farmerart - like motels he spots for OTC

I'm privileged enough to live in an area where food trucks park around the bars and sell real mexican tacos at the same price. I go with pastor or deshebrada.

This thread reminds me I always heard strippers can't drown. And if you through them up in the air, they always land on their heels.

Alucard didn't post in this thread.

When my card was stolen, someone spent something around that amount $47-8. I thought how many people did they feed? It was at a resteraunt mid day and it took me about 2 hrs to realize they didn't give me my card back and report it. In that 2 hrs they spent $80 on gas, $50 on fast food and $160 at Wal-mart.

My bank has an ATM convienently located in Strip Town which can dispense $50's

When I was 13 I read Playboy in the bathroom because it was the only private room in the house.

Easy. You're 'okay, this is my real pic...' And 'guess who #2' look the most natural and thus best.

Is this the club Juice opened?

Clubber, it's a pretty rough interview. But she handles it like a champ! In the outakes, she says her favorite movie is Let The Right One In, which scored her points in my book.

So we're they scissorring?

"Two words... Asa Akira" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWe3Zbp0EX8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKEJwLfoqpI

Ask what his cut is? Say you'll take half (and a blow job for travel expense).

I should just let Doug argue for me. This argument for supporting bad strippers is like buying Bud Light; I can't stand it, but many people do and it's cheap and they sell a lot of it; better to spend my time at places that sell Paulaner, than to fight over the Bud drinkers at Moe's.

Forget about saving ho's for a minute. It's a dog eat dog world, I get it. OK, but do you really want a reputation for hiring unstable, lo quality service providers? I think many of the negative views of strippers here, come from the very strippers we put ourselves around. If you place yourself around bad strippers, that's all you see. But you can do better. You don't have to settle for the dancers that come for you, be picky. Go after the ones you want, don't be affraid to turn them away if small talk doesn't feel right, move on to one that does, and that little bit of effort will yield a higher return. And if they eventually break bad, stop doing business with them. There's no need to put up with that shit when there's hundreds more dancers out there. You'll soon get a reputation as a take no shit regular and suddenly your service and entertainment value will improve. All strippers are lying, thieving, whores only if you surround yourself with liars, thieves, and whores.

Just give him a finsky!

"if your worried about a valet fucking with your car, know that these guys park benz's and Bentley's on a daily basis (and no, I am not exaggerating)." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVACbEHkV2Q

Shit. I just ruined my entire argument with that sexist joke. Of course you can be sexist to strippers. A man can't do that job. So treat them like ladies, but also treat them as professional as you would anyone else you conduct business with, which means not providing the rope for your gain and their, and the industry as a whole,'s loss.

I just realized by addressing my post 'To Rick' it came off as a personal attack. I'm not. I don't know you personally or your interactions with strippers. It's your statement I was attacking: 'we just don't agree with the underlying premise that we are responsible for a dancer's actions. ' Yes you are, as with anyone you pay, as a company is responsible for it's employees, you are responsible for those you you are involved and continue to associate with. How are we supposed to know what she is doing with the money? It's not so much the details as the big picture, and how the culmination of those details effect character and reliability. Also, even if she is using some of it for drugs, how will her life be improved if she is deprived of money and cannot pay her rent or buy food? How is forcing her onto the streets the "moral" choice? Pull out before it gets so bad they trade drugs for food and shelter. Someone that bad off you will spot a mile away and should avoid. And to take the enabling theory a step further, should I now also conduct drug screening on my plumber, lawn guy, mechanic, etc., before I pay them for services rendered? After all, I am certainly enabling them to buy drugs as well. No drug tests are unnecessary. Regardless of what causes them to act in an unprofessional, potentially destructive manner, you should stop doing business with them. Strippers should be treated no differently, just because they have a vagina. That's being sexist.

You can conduct business in a productive way or a destructive way. Considering where the state of the nation is, I think we'd all agree on leaning heavily on the former. I'm a libertarian and do not advocate government interference. I'm talking about individual business and who you associate with and how that betters your own life and those you interact with and if we all did this we'd need no excess interference from the government. I'm not even talking charity, in the case of strip clubs handing out unwarranted tips or any tip beyond the tips for good service is destructive charity. Tips to get rid of unwanted dancers or negative behavior of any kind only encourages that bad behavior. In the worse case scenario a stripper with a problem. Now, I'll give you a pass since I'm guessing you don't see a stripper more than once and it takes some time to develop a relationship with one. And no, you can't know the details in certainty, but you should know damn well whether they are a trustworthy or not, if they are a train about to derail, and know it soon. In many reviews and discussions, you pro's talk about a sixth 'spidey sense that tells you whether a stripper will put out or not. Well, that same sense should spot the runaway express! About the families; several hide stripping from their family, boyfriends, etc. There is someone out there they can turn to. It's not as dire as you make it, and that negative mentality may work to negotiate cheap sex, but it's not improving business, and it's not reality. I'm not talking about extras, I don't do them. But, I do know at least one escort and one in club provider who vacations well, saves well, keeps friends, and has a general, positive, healthy attitude most times I see either. So that's not the problem. I'm not talking about drugs, I smoke pot fairly often. I've done coke with strippers a few times, though it's not my thing. I did know one stripper who it became a problem, she started hitting me up, I stopped talking to her. Has her life improved? Not sure. But I wasn't going to be there and reward her bad behavior. On the other hand I know a few more that have done coke and dropped it. Several more Molly. Have some fallen out? I'm sure, but I didn't contribute. So, drugs alone aren't the problem. It's when either have become such a problem that enjoyment, need, honesty, and integrity are compromised that it is a problem and you shouldn't contribute. I'm not saying you have to be a white knight, in fact don't. Your excessive tips, paying bills and housing a dancer to get laid is only hurting yourself, the girl, and it's just bad for business. It raises expectations. Just don't be a black knight -- bring coke to an addict, cut down prices and push extras on a desperate provider just to get laid. It may make it cheaper, but it ruins the morale and quality of strippers. It's bad business. You know your situation, do what's best. Conduct your business in a way that improves the industry rather than degrade it.

I like strip clubs.