Comments by Doc_Holliday (page 9)

Strippers love when I give them peanuts.

That's a terrible idea! Strippers will expect to get paid to drink it.

You guys have about as much self esteem as a stripper.

You and carolynne are the same person, aren't you?

Lorne Michaels is said to tell every cast member of SNL you spend the first money you make. Learn to manage it.

I have not seen this. I've heard them say they need 'to make x dollars tonight' for whatever reason, but never get up and leave after making it. Daily goals would be discouraging considering how unpredictable income is. Weekly goals maybe, but never a daily goal.

Machining can do that. Be secure in your manhood and get a manicure that day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpLsNhxUeaE

I thought this was going to be about chlamydia. or the clap.

I purpose Carolynne is a thirty-five year old stay at home mother of two, who's husband when he clock's out each day would rather spend his time in titty bars with the drugged up, quick money sluts, and so secretely, she envies them and comes here to fantasize about being one.

I think most strippers would be OK making $40 every half hour. That's $640 a night minus tip out, which in Dallas would come to bout $480-560. Not a bad night.

Actually that makes sense. He probably had to lube and warm it up and got busted before he could get going. Happy Lunch Fellas!!

It says 'sex act' what's that?? God I hope he wasn't DATY...

In Dallas we have a chain of Fuzzy's Tacos. They're actually really good tacos and they serve beer/wine/sangria, and a favorite with dancers.

"I hate girls that stay all over you as soon as you walk in. I would much rather see how you dance first, before I decide whether or not I want a dance. I've gotten hoodwinked, by some girls trying to beg and plead with me as soon as I walk in. Then I got roped into a VIP that wasn't that good, and was miserable the rest of the night, because she got me for a lot of my dough. NEVER AGAIN." Strip Clubs are a fantastic class to take in learning the word 'No.' Chain beauticians who try to up-sell the hair products, time share salespeople, car salesmen, bums, politicians, all ain't got shit on the hard sell stripper with her hand on your cock. Once you master telling those bitches 'No' the World be your oyster, son.

Rick's right he's not a PL. The term just get thrown around here so much, I thought it was meaningless. After sleeping on it, I'm more fond of this movie. Has some good lines. "Better than working peep shows in Atlanta. Guys jerking off staring at your cooter like it was singing the Star Spangled fucking Banner." and [spoilers!] a great last line. "I'm nobody's little girl! It's too late for that shit."

I hate to say it, but if you have a 1/4 million dollar shirt and Mr T chains, you're probably rich (or still wealthy, but need to adjust your priorities).

I guess Rick saw this and decided he had to step up his strip game: http://www.geekologie.com/2013/01/ahahahahaha-my-god-youre-doing-it-so-wro.php

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Dude! Think about your liver!

One time she was on pain killers for her wrist or something, and well I guess that shit didn't go well with her coke and Courvoisier. She was up doing her floor work, drawers off n' all, doing the butterfly when BAM! she dookied all over the stage! Shit was nasty.

Oh yeah, I know jasmine. That bitch is NASTY!

Considering how hard he's looking, I don't think he ever got Blown.

It's common here at the byob clubs at 2AM. I've waited maybe 5-10 mins anytime on a weekend. One night, I left downtown early, got in at 1:40, no wait. Friends arrive 15 min later and stand in line for almost half an hour. It's crazy.