Comments by Doc_Holliday (page 7)

Gooby pls. Wal-Mart, Apple, Spearmint Rhino -- you all have to deal with assholes. Only difference with strip clubs is the assholes are groping you.

I've found no positive correlation between expense and enjoyment in strip clubs beyond the price of admission, four drinks and six dances, plus tips, which would be around $150-$200. When I earn more, I'll spend more. But I don't believe it's necessary. Some of the best night never broke $100.

Ugly people have to work harder. People with fake parts value their body more than it's worth, work softer, and look for shortcuts with no thought toward the future. Naturally beatiful people can be a delight if raised well.

Cocaine. Sweet delicious Columbian marching powder.

I'm your classic Initech employee. At day, but weekends and night I film. I do get paid for adverts, and now music videos. But you lead engineers and skilled laborers. I lead artists, whose art is more important than money and thus they are more uncontrollable. So, I remain an office worker until I can make my art profitable. If you can teach me anything about leadership I am all ears, sir!

This is a good thread.

Have them wear a mask, then they can face you.

That was a fb ad from a club I used to go to all the time. While you're waiting for lowpaw, here's some advertisements. http://i50.tinypic.com/2hsc7dc.jpg http://i48.tinypic.com/eurdc2.jpg and from Russia with Love... http://i50.tinypic.com/2yla7uc.jpg

It's a negotiating tactic. One mainly purported on the Internet, but I too have yet to encounter but a couple of times IRL. Basically each side lies to one another to get what they want with the least amount of sacrifice. The shady customers create a doom and gloom perspective or fantasy in the eyes of the dancer -- money's tight, they're so many dancers, you have competition, you have bills, problems, kids, boyfriends, responsiblities, money will cure all that! -- in order to get more sexual favors and possibly for less money. The shady dancers create a sunny perspective or fantasy in the eyes of the customer -- I'm into you, you're hot, do you even lift?, I'm not easy but I might do it for you, I don't want you to go, just spend some more time with me in the VIP! -- in order to get more money and possibly for less sexual favors.

LOL gawk, a dancer too once told me she had a guy offer her $5,000 just for a blow job. I said 'Bullshit! Escorts here make $250-350 and hour for sex, and I've been offered $50 blow jobs in this club.' She said 'It's true!' So I said, '5 grand? Shit I'd blow him for that. So she said, 'OK, hold on.' And went to get him. I left. I dunno if it was true but she called my bluff.

They just don't want the cops raiding the joint. Have some discretion, man! Buy a subscription and read all the fuck stories you want. Then you know the score...

OK from now on, by definition of what they are, we call air lap dances ghost riding the stick!

"got buck naked a ghost rode the whip" Yo, that shit sound crazy? Who was driving, Patrick Swayze? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPNJjL9iznY

I thought Alucard was the Son of Dracula.

She's going to check your dipstick and kick your tires.

Tacos make my dick hard. Melons too.

I mean in a perfect world, I guess that's what I would like to do. Remove the bullshit from strip clubs. I know it can't be the fantasy land I envisioned when I was 16, but it doesn't have to be a cesspool of lying, conning, and out right abuse that it is today.

It's the internet. Individuals hidden by anonymity. Some are venting; some are pissing people off for their own entertainment. When you put an open board on the web, you have to expect some anarchy and embrace it. On the other hand, stripping involves a lot of bullshit and strippers want to go to the web to escape it, not wade back in it.

LOL The RIAA didn't publish that! I think the internet kids are saying 'music should be free like sex' and satirizing RIAA's ridiculous ads.

limerick master jackslash

^^This.

"Mouse and Verfolgung had an interesting exchange on another thread about opinions. I've been reading this board since it's inception as well as a few other SC related boards. My question is, Has anybody actualy learned anything or formed an opinion different from what they originaly had about CS's, dancers or customers based on these chat boards?" Strippers? No. Strip Clubs? Some. Shy Customers? Very.

Bet the whole town smells like the Club MinX dressing room, now. Good night to go clubbing and not worry about the misses catching you, I say.

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