Comments by Doc_Holliday (page 6)

Because you're not paying her to be her fucking shrink. I guess Rick felt he was justified in drugging her for having to listen to her shit.

"including a problem with alcohol. After that, I of course quickly started to feed her drinking habit" You feed her GHB too?

I was in a strip club last Thanksgiving. Only day the manager was working that week. There were free drinks. When I left, the hostess tried to get me to stay. I was like sorry, I have food in the truck. Leftover turkey trumps titties.

You guys should watch Troll Hunter. It's a good movie.

"Anybody ever used something like that?" I've only paid for it twice, through live jasmine or something. Both times were awful -- rushed, mechanical, poor English. A few years back though, you could go on anonymous message boards and routinely girls looking for a exhibitionist fix would post nude photos that eventually lead to a chat room where they'd perform sex acts ending with a permanent marker in their rectum. It was always fun, the randomness, the search for a girl willing to do it, and if they did, they always enjoyed the attention.

"Anything that brings in additional revenue to help support this site is good news to me." No shit? Ya'll cool with Founder helping me sling my green?

10% are 9's and rounding, 5% are 10's. Not rounding, it's 1%.

I'm just fucking with you! Sounds like a fun time. Keep us updated if they follow though with the ccw or any other range time is had.

...and short treasuries.

Also strip clubs pump in plenty of O2 to cure STDs.

Didn't you do this before? http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/bangkok-lady-boys

Na, if he was a rook, he'd be touching ass and titties. Since he's having to move in a diagonal to avoid them, I'd say this one is a bishop.

I'll also let tennisbum know so I can get a good intrest rate on my stripper loans.

Sure it has to do with mindset. If you're looking to pay for sex, I'm sure you're right, the more money you have the more milage you can force, as money can be a Hell of a manipulator. I think that's why we don't see eye to eye on strip clubs; I see it as a playground, a place to goof with the gazelles, you're there to take down the weakest in the herd. If I ever get to place in my life where I need to take strip clubs seriously, I'll let you know.

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Yes, we all know you're the hyena in this savanna.

I like to think of cash in a strip club to the equivalent to tokens at an arcade. Once you take that cash out of the ATM, you can deem that shit valueless beyond the exchange for dances and tips. When you insert the coins into Ms. Pac-Man, you'll have some fun, but you ain't getting any coins back. At best, you'll get some tickets from the Skee ball machine. That bitch is nasty.

I'm sorry I can't read this whole thread, but just basing off the title alone. YOU.CAN.NOT.LOAN.MONEY.TO.A.STRIPPER.[PERIOD]

A trick I use when a dancer approaches me I have no interest in is to raise my eyebrows and point to the ground directly behind them, then leave while they investigate.

Lobster Tails and kobe filets smothered in a Kaluga Sturgeon Caviar sauce.

Thanks Che! I like JLH, hadn't heard that one before. I've never given Billie Holiday a try, I'll do that, though. Here's a band my friend introduced me to from England -- The Heavy. More funk than soul, but really good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzvRsl4rEM

I'm not knocking the guys that drop $1000 in the club. You're making some girls night. I'm just not that guy.

Rick, you live in a totally different SC universe than I do. I've never bought VIP or paid for OTC. $200 is more than enough to get in tip a few girls, get a few dances, and drink a little rye. Anything more would be a pie eating contest. When you get all the flavor you need from the first slice, everything after that is filler. I'm no whale but I'm not the pack of jackholes that comes into the byob with a case of Bud Light and spends a total of $9 on Ice, $20 to get in and maybe $10 on tips and never buy a dance. The hard luck strippers don't come over when they need rent, but the doin' alright ones do, because they know in 15-60 mins, it's an easy $20-100 bucks (if I know them) and a free drink. I don't see why I need to keep spending money when I get what I want out of the first few dances from a dancer (or two (or three)) and I don't have the time, or want to associate with, desperate dancers who need money and aren't skilled enough at their job to get it. I have spent $400 or $500 in a club and did not feel like I enjoyed it any more.

Poor Rick.

Man, Ron Jeremy used to be a stud back in the day. I have no idea why a person would let himself go like that, when given such a gift. But, I guess with a 24" dick and getting paid to fuck every chick on the planet, you stop caring about how you look. I love you Ron, but you kind of let this aneurysm happen. Get in shape, old man.