Comments by ididthisonce (page 6)

C.J. Too much TV (commercials)?

Remember Miss Davis in Varsity Blues? http://celebsextape.com/video/tonie-perensky-strips-328.html

Bad news.....Some of them remind me of my neighbors....I ain't kidding.

Home Depot....Wow...I would have not been surprised at Walmart as anything goes there.

Motor....I didn't figure you to be a Dr Phil kinda guy. LOL

The list is unfortunately too long. Probably the worst was an escort whose claim to fame was that she got Ron Jeremy off in five minutes. Came to my hotel room and the first thing she did was pull up her shirt and say "feel my boobies" barely before she got through the front door. No conversation and game on in less than five minutes. Took me a couple a minutes to figure out she was obviously on drugs. I had paid for two hours she left in less than an hour and left a calling card of menstrual blood all over the bed. It was awful. Pics probably 10 years old on website and she 20 lbs heavier. Probably number one on the regret list.. Number two was a Greensboro NC stripper during the ACC basketball tourney a few years ago.

I hope he get the treatment in prison as being Bubba's sex toy. Bad news is that he might end up liking it.

The first one. Direct link didn't work. My apologies.

Shit....that hurt!

@papi - I couldn't agree more on civilian provocative dressing as in her wanting to be looked at. Cat calls are a different matter.

Or...she could have returned the money because I wasn't very good? Now raising my hand as chessmaster's biggest PL.

I once paid in advance via Western Union for an out of town escort who was drop dead gorgeous. Had the session and a year later Western Union sent me a claim form to return the money as the prepayment had never been picked up. Signed the form and a few weeks later the check arrived via the friendly postman. Does it mean that I got paid? (For time only, anything else was between consenting adults. LOL) She paid me? Well that's my story and I am sticking to it.

Guess both Hugh and the magazine have lost their erections?

One of my all time favorite characters (Bear Claw) was played by Will Geer in the movie Jerimiah Johnson. (Look at the last line). Jeremiah Johnson: Y'ever get lonesome? Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Fer what? Jeremiah Johnson: Woman? Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on

Correction - I saw the PP-GVL arrest mugs right after the arrests were published.

Taco Salad!

OT - Has anyone besides me noticed that miniature dogs seem to have become fashion accessories for women?

Had a Caucasian friend that went to the surgeon for a hernia pre-op. The doc says that your groin area will swell and turn black. My friend was thinking "what's the down side?". (Everything bigger downstairs). Then he remembered his wife and the saying about "not going back".

I just buy fat people clothes and they look big on me. Everyone then comments on the weight loss.

Dice - But she did look pretty good in Barbarella.

Ok....We have politicians that fake being honest. We have Bruce wanting to be a babe....We have jerks that pretend to be human beings...Women fake orgasms...She wants to fake being black. I think they should kick her out if she fakes both orgasms and being black, otherwise just leave her be. LOL

Shadow - Jane Fonda? I thought old military vets couldn't stand her. Was your post just pulling our leg?

I think she ended up owning a couple of clubs.

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=34428 Prior thread with links

Saw him once in Atlanta in the late 60s. Roberto & Hank Aaron on the same field. I was impressed even as a little leaguer.