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14 years ago

Homesick For North America

<p> I am writing this blog from Scotland. Retirement boredom followed me to Europe for this winter vacation. An old oil patch buddy from Canada now running a company operating in the North Sea...

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The Wisest Dancer I Have Met

In my short time in this hobby I have met and had trysts with many dancers, even becoming infatuated with one of them for three months. (She turned out to be nothing but a...

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So, What's Happening in North America ?

I am very disappointed with what you guys are posting on review boards or on discussion boards since I left North America for my winter vacation. I am living the life of the celibate...

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Dancers' Financial Acumen

Back to money again. I once ran out of US$ in an American SC and tried to interest dancers in my mighty Canadian dollars. I tried to explain to the girls how easy it...

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Language Faux Pas And The SC Experience

On my New Year's sabbatical in Monaco with a lady from Saint Raphael I committed a serious faux pas in French while we were dining in a fine restaurant. I used a word in...

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Year End Musings On My Time In The Hobby

Sitting at home with a tasty bottle of Latour begat some serious musings about my time in the SC culture and my life in general. In late 2009 I sold the company that represented...

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Two Atfs In One Club

For all the grief of lame SCs clubs in Alberta I still frequent one club in Calgary because it is very reliable for hooking up for OTC fun. I have connected with two ladies...

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Farmerart Scores In France

I posted one of my usual pathetic discussion board topics last week here on this site about my unhappy sexual time so far in France. The same night I put up that post I...

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Hooking Up In a Foreign Country

I am going through a severe dry spell here in southern France. My one visit to a club (not really a SC) nearby was unsatisfactory. The escort agency I used last year has disappeared....

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Does Semen Cure The Blues In Women?

Just came home from the local wine bar where a truly fascinating conversation took place (in four languages so I didn't get it all). And, there is no evidence for anything that follows; just...

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Researching Tuscl Reviews

My computer illiteracy is evident with this question. Is there any way to bring up older reviews chronologically after they are dropped off the "recent reviews" list? ...

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What Do I Owe This Dancer?

I just checked my emails after a long hike on the Ligurian coast in Italy and I am shocked to report that I have caused one of my favourites in Alberta to be black...

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News From France

I will try again with a note from France. I submitted a blog soon after I arrived here but it disappeared. I added a comment later but it made me seem just pathetic. Remember...

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Checking Out Of Tuscl For The Winter

I am getting ready to leave for my winter vacation in southern France. I am afraid that I am going to lose contact with tuscl while I am away. I have a very sketchy...

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Porno and Politics

Almost nobody came to my condo for candy this Hallowe'en so I spent the evening reading The Economist on the web. Came across this fascinating article: http://www.economist.com/node/17358553?story_id=17358553 Simplifying the thesis, porno surfing increased if the surfer...

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"Firing" An ATF

I met a lady of similar age to me here in Vancouver and I am really enjoying the time we are spending together. No sex just pleasant companionship - walking the seawall, fine dining,...

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Farmerart Dodges Not A Bullet But A Howitzer Shell

Back in early September I was chilling out in the local watering hole with the resident rednecks. I had just returned from a visit in Toronto with my Million Dollar Saloon sweetie and I...

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Intellectual Strippers??

I do the New York Times Magazine crossword puzzle every Sunday. During a recent SC visit on a slow afternoon I strolled the back booths chatting up the three bored dancers. One of the...

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Boredom Of Retirement

I am well into the second year of my retirement and I am bored. I have many interests - SCs, gardening, travel, investing, reading, cooking, metal sculpting, wine, occasional oil patch trouble shooting commissions,...

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SC Culture : Canada vs. USA

I have thought about this constantly since my entry to the hobby. My preference is the action club scene and this is much more available in US than in Canada. Why? It seems to...

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Redundant SC Reviews

I have stopped submitting reviews for every SC I visit. Now I only submit a review if a club has not been reviewed for months or if I have an experience that is significantly...

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It's Hockey Night In Canada

FINALLY, NHL resumed play last night. My beloved Oilers smacked the hated Flames 4-0 last night. McIntyre knocked out Ivanans with one punch to make the game absolutely perfect. Going to the Garage tomorrow...

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Most Expensive Lap Dances

I just made my first visit to a Vancouver SC. I was shocked at the price of lap dances. $50 with the house dancers and $60 with the one stage dancer I approached. No...

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Consequences Of Being Drunk In SCs

This has been on my mind since my trip in July through the US Midwest. At one boring rural SC in Wisconsin I got spectacularly drunk and lost complete control of my exchequer. I...

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Missed Oportunities In Houston

While I was in business I made uncountable trips from Calgary to Houston on oil business. I always detested the city of Houston and the ridiculous humidity. I would get business done and hop...

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So Kill Me - A Viagra Question

New to hobby - equipment still works mostly when asked to perform. Question is about size. I am not as thick as I was 40 years ago. Will the magic pill restore me to...

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Interesting Judicial Decision In Canada

An Ontario judge just issued an interesting decision. In effect, she legalized solicitation for the purposes of prostitution, brothels, and pimping. Prostitution itself has long been legal in Canada. This judge has given the...

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Outrageous Stage Names For Dancers

I just checked the website of my favourite Calgary club to see if a road trip is in order this week. Two of the dancers were sporting particularly outrageous nicknames; "Justin Cyder" "Helen Bedd" Anybody top these...

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How Do Dancers Smell Cash?

Last night in a blue collar club (and before I had been observed spending on lappers) I was approached for dances by one of the girls. She didn't interest me but we chatted for...

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"Outed" As A Monger

Barely four months into this hobby I have been "outed" as a SC monger. One of my old oil patch buddies was looking for a place to take some out-of-Calgary clients for some male...

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"Damsels" in Distress

Returning to Rancho farmerart this afternoon, I came upon a young lady with a stalled car on an isolated rural road. She was in a state of tears and was so grateful that a...

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Art Criticism - Just Another Type Of SS?

One of my hobbies allowing me to kill some time in retirement is metal sculpting. It gives me some exercise and allows me to use my metal bashing and welding skills acquired during my...

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Passing For Gay

To fend off a hustling dancer I once used this line: "I am gay. Just hanging out with some hetero friends who are off getting lap dances." She quickly retorts: "The way you are ogling Miss Titsy...

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Spy Cams, Sound Theft In SC Dressing Rooms

My reply to steve229's recent post got me thinking about this. Do any of you internet lurkers know of a site that features genuine audio or video theft from SC dressing rooms - not...

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Weird Washrooms In SCs

To return to the scatological. A washroom in a SC I recently visited had no urinals. This spot had a ten foot metal trough for urinary relief with all the splatter and backsplash one...

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Advice From Detroit Guys Please

I have decided to relent and make a return visit to Detroit, no time constraints this time. On my first visit I had two spectacular experiences that I will try to revisit (Coliseum and...

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Philip A. Stein

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Musing on Music in Clubs

On my recent tour I concentrated my visits on action clubs. Without exception in these clubs I found the stage shows to be useless. Why not use the music in these clubs to complement...

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Musing on Music in Clubs

On my recent tour I concentrated my visits on action clubs. Without exception in these clubs I found the stage shows to be useless. Why not use the music in these clubs to complement...

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Strip club muggings - common or not?

I was victim of attempted mugging at a recent visit to a club in Toronto. I got lucky in the fracas and survived with body and wallet intact. I am old, slow, and fat...

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Is stripper shit ever NOT shit?

I recently completely my first tour<also last tour>. My dick got all the action it could take and then some. Every single stripper that saw it raved about its thickness. At one club virtually...

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paying too much in strip club

I am new to hobby and tuscl. Only club experience so far is NO. 5 Orange in Vancouver,B.C. and the late Honeys in Everett, Wa. I recently sold my company so I have pots...

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