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  I Am Pissed With tuscl

  I was writing a review of the Cannonball this morning when I inadvertently submitted the incomplete review. I immediately e-mailed tuscl of this screw up on my part then went back and wrote the...
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  Is A SC Ever Just Too Awful To Bother Writing A Review?

  I plumbed the depths of a new low in SC enjoyment last Thur evening in Edmonton. I wrote a review of the horrific experience but then thought that the mere fact of posting a...
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  SC And Massage Parlour Symbiosis In Edmonton

  For extras hounds visiting Edmonton SCs who are too shy to arrange takeout there is a truly elegant solution. All Edmonton SCs are in easy proximity to a massage parlour. Two clubs have a...
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  Breasts In The Night Sky

  A gorgeous cloudless moon-lit cold night here in the North. I went out for a walk in the bush to clear my head and think. Watching the stars in the north east quadrant of...
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  SC Blahs Linger On For Me

  An unexpected business trip took me to Los Angeles and San Francisco this week. No spare time in LA for any foolin' around but I had yesterday afternoon and evening free in SF. Did...
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  Fights In SCs

  A story I told yesterday in another thread prompts this topic. One night in an Alberta club I sucker-punched an asshole for disgusting, gross behaviour he directed towards a dancer. I was willing to...
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  What Is Happening To Me?

  Apart from a four day business trip to Montana/North Dakota I have been in the isolation of Canada's north for three months and I will be here for another six weeks until a business...
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  Harsh Realities Of The Canadian Frontier

  A couple of days ago a Twin Otter float plane went down in Yellowknife. The two pilots were killed but, at last notice to me, all passengers had survived and were being treated in...
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  Perky Nipple Time - Weather Report From The North

  Killing frost hit the camp recently. Great news! The wretched bugs are dead. Daytime temperatures remain in the 10C-20C range (50F-68F). I can finally wear shorts and t-shirts. Those perky nipples would be mine. Camp...
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  In The SC World, North Dakota Sucks Worse Than Alberta

  I was in US on business for a few days and poked my nose into a SC in Minot ND and another in Williston ND. I had one drink in each place and quickly...
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  Eastern Montana/Western North Dakota - SC Wasteland?

  A business trip to the Bakken field areas of these two states is looming for me. No clubs listed on tuscl in that part of Montana and in Williston and Minot in North Dakota...
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  'I Feel Safe With You' ??

  Last week saw the return visit of a young female geophysicist to my isolated bush camp for some more consulting work. One of the badass rig pigs got a little out of line with...
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  Golden Showers, Scat, And Moose Penises - A New Low For tuscl?

  I chortled mightily at lunch when I browsed tuscl, and I am laughing as I browse again having shut down for the day for supper. I am guilty of the moose penis offering (it...
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  farmerart
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  For georgemicrodong - Interesting Sight In The Canadian North

  I took a stroll down a cut line in the muskeg last evening and saw a grand bull moose coming out of a marsh about 50 metres away. He sported a terrific rack and...
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  E-mails From A Dancer Requesting Money

  On a lazy Sunday I had the time to catch up on e-mails including the mail at the address I liberally splash around when visiting SCs. I hadn't checked this stuff for about three...
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  Compliments To rickdugan

  rick has just had an article about Providence, RI SCs published; one of a series of such articles that he has written giving us PLs valuable info for enjoying our hobby in different cities...
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  A Convert To Phone Sex

  I could never understand the appeal of phone sex but after yesterday's conversation with a favourite Toronto dancer, I GET IT !! Her throaty voice, sexy Slavic accent, and saucily salacious talk set me...
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  Updating My File Of Dancers' Telephone Numbers

  A lazy slow day at work led me to mess around with this task, having accumulated a rather impressive list of dancers' phone #s over the last year or so. Those #s of girls...
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  Can A Woman Be Your 'Wingman'?

  After spending a day doing business with the young female geophysical consultant who had visited my isolated bush camp two weeks ago, the two of us retired to one of Calgary's high powered business...
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  Best Stage Show I Have Ever Seen

  I moan constantly about how lame Alberta clubs can be, Their one saving grace is the high energy stage shows performed by the dancers. I am in Calgary for a brief three day shot...
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  Lap Dances...........................'To Go'?

  Has anybody ever experienced this? A club that would deliver several dancers to a site to entertain a group of customers? I ask because I have to leave the bush camp here in NWT...
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  OTC Sweetie Needs A Booty Call From Me ??

  I came in early from the rig this afternoon to do some work in the office shack and there in my e-mails is a sweet request for a booty call from my main Alberta...
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  Another Boring Thread About Oil From farmerart

  I just came across this feature about Canada's oil sands companies most recent public relations flurry. It will be directed at you Americans. I am curious as to how effective this campaign might be...
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  tuscl Club Ratings vs. Your Own Club Ratings

  A slow Sunday at the worksite gave me free time to wander through tuscl club ratings. I compared the ratings generated by my own reviews with the averages that Founder calculates from all reviews...
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  Economic Growth Rates Corelated To Length Of Erect Penises

  This was just too ripe not to post on tuscl. A doctoral student at the University of Helsinki based his PhD research on this thesis. The guy's argument (based on serious statistical analyses?) is...
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  How Do I Regain My 'Virginity'?

  Last summer I was outed as a SC monger via less than circumspect personal comments in a review posted here on tuscl which was available in its entirety on google. At that time I...
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  Noblesse Oblige And The SC Hobby

  One of the suppliers invited to my Canada Day bash a couple of weeks ago flew into the camp yesterday to check on delivery of equipment to us. He complimented me on my party...
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  More SS Or................................??

  Driving a current sweetie back to Calgary on Sunday afternoon after my Canada Day bash. I put on some of my old tunes. After Bob Seger's 'Like A Rock', sweetie turns off the music...
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  First Use Of Cialis.............!!!!!

  This past weekend with one of my Alberta OTC sweeties at my farm was my first use of chemical help. My doc suggested Cialis as best for me. Holy Shit!! No four hour boner,...
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  July 1 - Canada Day Barbecue For Partners, Employees, Suppliers, And............

  I am coming out of the bush tomorrow and putting on a barbecue at my farm for my partners, employees, and selected suppliers. It will be the world's best steaks (from my brother's cattle...
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  Worst SC You Have Ever Visited

  This thought entered my head while posting threads on a different discussion topic. My nomination - Blue Oasis in Drayton Valley, Alberta. The town is a grubby little shit hole of an oil industry service...
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  Mesmerized By tuscl's Archives

  This topic just occurred to me as I posted a reply to another thread. Circumstances have had me welded to tuscl for the better part of three days, isolated as I am in a...
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  Dancer Asking Me For A Character Reference

  Last summer I got involved in a bit of drama with a dancer I saw for some OTC action. My actions with her in an Alberta SC got her blackballed. I felt guilty and...
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  The Strip Club Price/Pleasure Index

  Someone on this board a few months ago came up with the idea of the Lap Dance Unit, a way of measuring some of our common daily expenditures in terms of lap dances that...
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  Current Gas Prices

  Last winter when I was in France I started a discussion comparing North American gas prices to gas prices in southern France ($9.90/gal at that time!). I am back again with a Canada-U.S....
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  Using SCs For Labour Recruitment

  I hit the same club for lunch two days running. First day a tasty bit of afternoon delight fell unexpectedly into my clutches. Next day greedy me is hoping for a second helping of...
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  Most Peculiar Place I've Taken A Dancer For OTC Romp

  I was pressed into service today to haul a load of OCTP out to the well sites. Waiting for the load to be made up I drive the Kenworth to a nearby SC to...
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  Reading Your Own Old Posts

  Sitting in my truck watching rigs chew stone is boring so I spent some wasted hours re-reading my old posts on tuscl. OUCH!! When I started posting on tuscl I was so naive it...
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  When You Discover You Are Not The Man You Used To Be............................

  Today I was touring the three well sites on the go for my new venture. I get to the third site only moments after an accident (roughneck had a fall) and the toolpush says...
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  Acceptable Reviews, Articles, And Discussions On tuscl

  I posted a discussion on Canada-US SC differences a few months ago: what is legal in Canada can be illegal in US. A significant difference in the SC cultures in the two countries is...
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  Election Night In Canada

  Canada has just voted in the fourth federal election since 2006 and my country has made just about the worst choice possible from my perspective. We have a majority Conservative government for the first...
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  Stripper Jokes

  Heard this joke at the local watering hole last night: Neurosurgeon consults with prospective patient about brain transplant: Surgeon, "There are three brains available for your transplant surgery. Nuclear physicist - $1000; Philosophy professor - $2000;...
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  Stripper Business Cards

  In this era of texting I was amazed recently to have a dancer give me her professionally printed business card with phone numbers and e-mail address for arranging OTC. I never take my Blackberry...
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  An Amazing ITC Romp

  Last summer there were some threads here on tuscl about public sex acts with strippers. These salacious stories tormented me because I had experienced nothing remotely close to anything described in these threads. I...
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  Elizabeth Taylor - R.I.P.

  For a kid growing up in the 50s and reaching puberty in the early 60s Elizabeth Taylor was right up there in my juvenile teen-age jerk-off fantasies. Her sweltering sex appeal tormented me for...
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  Oilman"s Delight - Gasoline @ $9.90/Gallon

  I just filled up my car for probably the last time this winter in France. The equivalent price was just over $9.90/gal(1.88 euro/litre)!! Events in Libya have hit gas prices in southern Europe. It...
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  Returning To North America In Two Weeks - What SC Mecca Do I Hit First ??

  I am coming back to North America at the end of March and I have about a week to kill before I get back into my old business. I have excellent local knowledge about...
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  Book Guy
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  The Disconnect Between Our Real Lives And Our SC Hobby

  My winter vacation and the accompanying divorce from my North American SC hobby has had me musing on this subject. In my real life before retirement (but soon to be resumed) I was a...
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