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  SCs In Sweden

  I recently spent some time in Sweden and visited two clubs while I was there. What a waste of time! The clubs were blatant rip-off hustle joints so I didn't stay in either club...
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  Dancing With Girls At A Wedding (Thinking Of Lappers With Strippers)

  One of my goddaughters was married last weekend. The reception was held at a rural facility on a delicious warm summer evening and night in the shadows of Alberta's Rocky Mountains. I was the...
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  Am I A 'Toff'?

  As an addendum to my recent discussion thread about personality, one of the dancers plying her SS on me that evening called me a 'toff'. First, I was stunned to encounter a dancer with...
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  londonguy
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  Your Personality and Your 'Success' In SCs

  I recently spent a long boring evening entertaining prospective investors in a Calgary SC. I did no private dances. I did not participate in the horrid loonie/toonie toss. I just spent the evening drinking...
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  Dougster
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  Calgary Stampede Report

  Calgary Stampede is in full glory this week and I have been making the rounds of the corporate parties trying to raise money for my nat gas exploration play up north. A couple of...
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  A Boredom Filter For tuscl?

  Having been away for five days, I was relishing the thought of catching up on some juicy tuscl discussions. Good lord! We seem to be in the summer doldrums here at tuscl. I started...
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  sharkhunter
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  Disastrous Canada Day For farmerart

  Last year I had a terrific Canada Day party at my farm with an OTC sweetie as hostess. This year is a pure nightmare. No party. Lousy evening at the Rig Pig last night....
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  Taxation And SC 'Services' In Canada

  All signs are pointing to the Canadian Supreme Court ruling in favour of the legalization of brothels. Prostitution is already decriminalized in Canada. My mercenary mind is contemplating these thoughts: Can I run the services...
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  Hot Time In East Coast SCs Today

  I am on the road in northern Alberta at the moment. Stop for a piss, check truck tires, get update on crude and nat gas prices. The weather ticker tells me that it is...
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  Dolfan
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  PMs With Fellow tusclers

  I am in the midst of two very boring weeks at my exploration camp in the North West Territories. Most of my work is done overnight when access to the industry's super computer centres...
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  lopaw
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  Musing On The Word - 'Snatch'

  A local brew pub is running a commercial on sports talk radio featuring the word 'snatch' in the punch line of the spot; all juvenile double entendres intended. The expected effect has been achieved;...
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  windowsidiot
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  Women In The Oil Patch

  Women just do not figure in the gritty jobs of oil exploration. I have employed several women in professional capacities - geophysicists, mathematicians, computer weenies, secretaries, etc. but never for any of the hard-ass...
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  shadowcat
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  Crappy SC Music In My Head

  From time to time a piece of irritating music starts reverberating in my brain and I just can't get rid of it. Driving out to a well site this morning the radio in the...
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  umissedaspot
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  The Dancer And My Dog

  It is a long weekend in Canada and I brought Hawaii girl out to Rancho farmerart from Toronto for some sexy fun. It is turning into a disaster. My dog hates all women, from...
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  farmerart
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  More About Body Hair

  shadowcat has a live topic on the board about male pubic grooming/shaving. What about other male body hair and a woman's reaction to it? Apart from male pattern baldness that started 40 years ago...
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  steve3003
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  Penis Museum

  Listening to late night radio while waiting for data to be crunched at the super computer centre I heard a fascinating discussion about a penis museum in Iceland. Apparently this museum has thousands of...
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  mmdv26
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  The Ages Of A Woman

  Comparing women of different ages to countries: 18-20 - like Africa: half discovered, half wild 20-30 - like Canada: fully discovered and perfect 30-35 - like India & Japan: very hot, wise, & beautiful 35-40 - like France:...
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  Clubber
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  "Are You The 'Rich Guy' From Alberta"?

  On an unexpected trip to Toronto last week I dropped unannounced into my favourite club hoping for an encounter with a dancer who works there, the dancer I vacationed with in Hawaii. That particular...
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  looneylarry
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  No More Pennies In Canada

  Praise the lord! In yesterday's budget, the federal government announced that production of pennies in Canada would cease and that the Mint would stop distribution of the cursed coin by this autumn. All pennies...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  Different Laws In Canada

  My most recent review of No 5 Orange in Vancouver has just been put on the board. I re-read it and realized that I was perhaps a mite too explicit. I keep forgetting the...
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  shadowcat
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  Tiered Lap Dance Pricing

  A club called Chez Pierre in Edmonton has the following lap dance pricing structure: $20/song from opening until 1:00AM $30/song after 1:00AM $40/song after 2:00AM Mileage does not increase as the fee increases. I am most irritated...
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  3LeggedMan
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  A 'Regular's' Price vs. 'Road Warrior's' Price

  I am not a regular at any single club and I can't be called any dancer's regular but, my oh my, do I like what I can buy in hardcore SCs in different parts...
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  JuiceBox69
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  First Titties Of The Spring In Calgary !!

  Left the office to eat my lunch at Prince's Island Park today. Glorious weather; temp of 15C (60F) and just two days ago we had to dig out from a monster spring snowfall- 25cm...
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  shadowcat
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  Toe Cleavage

  Showing what is probably my lack of normal social intercourse, I first encountered this term yesterday. I was grabbing a quick bite for lunch in a busy food court when I overhead a group...
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  I Can't Match motorhead's Cathouse, But..........

  This video has caused a stir in Calgary for the past three weeks. Since motorhead posted a link to a Detroit area 'cathouse' I thought it would be fair to post this video link...
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  vincemichaels
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  My Credibility As A Reviewer Is Challenged

  Have you long time tuscl vets ever had your credibility as a reviewer challenged by a tuscl newbie? It happened to me recently. I have had numerous positive correspondences with tuscl buddies about my...
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  MADDOG_ROMEO
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  Socio-Economic Class And The SC World

  In a very cheeky comment in another discussion thread steve229 consigned me to the trailer trash working class tier of society. By upbringing and temperment I am most definitely blue collar working class. My...
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  Movies Experts - Please Help Me

  A movie called Fubar 2 was shot in one of my beloved Alberta SCs, the Rig Pig in Nisku. The club has retained many of the set decorations used by the film crew two...
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  farmerart
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  My Guilty Confession

  I am very dismissive of the terrible SCs in my home province of Alberta. Any dedicated horndog hobbyist should never set foot in these useless clubs. but.............. I just love one particular club in Alberta...
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  vincemichaels
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  Sex In Your Car

  I was taking some guys around southeastern Alberta in my new toy, F-350 crew cab with all bells and whistles, when one of the guys commented that he hadn't sat on a bench seat...
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  A New Babe For My Dreams

  A lazy afternoon at Rancho farmerart spent watching food shows on the satellite brought a new honey into my dreams. America's Test Kitchen has a new babe doing the baking spots since my last...
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  JuiceBox69
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  So.......You Just Spent A Ton Of $$$$$$ In A SC?

  I am sitting in front of my computer barely coherent after trying to kill some severe financial pain with an excess of my favourite alcoholic relief. Bad news from the exploration camp up north...
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  thesamurai
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  My Stripper Shoes

  With an alcohol-befuddled brain in charge of me, I agreed to take part in a charitable fund raiser for the benefit of an abused women's shelter. The charity was called "Walk A Mile In...
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  JuiceBox69
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  Stalked By A Cougar - Not What You Think

  I just came in from walking the dog along the creek that runs through my land. The dog got all antsy, barking and running in circles around me but staying real close to me;...
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  sharkhunter
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  Airports And SC Fun?

  Sam's topic about hotels and OTC got me thinking about this. Two cities that I know well for SC fun (Detroit and Toronto) both have these amazing clusters of clubs encircling their respective...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  The Stripper With Impeccable Manners

  To my utter amazement I found a formal 'thank you' note in my mail box this evening. It was from the Toronto dancer with whom I had recently spent a most pleasant week in...
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  shadowcat
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  Is There Something In The Genes That Makes A Stripper?

  I was hanging out with my brother today waiting for a parts order in a John Deere dealership. A girl (4 or 5 years old) was waiting for her Dad who was doing the...
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  georgmicrodong
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  The French Maid - Calgary.......................RIP

  I went to have lunch here today and find this old joint is shuttered. Lease expired in November and was not renewed; the whole block is slated for redevelopment. If I could be called...
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  Clubber
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  How Aggressive Should A PL Be In A Club?

  By aggressive I mean how eagerly should a customer seek out dances from a girl who attracts his attention? By nature and personality I am a gung-ho, let's get the ball rollin' kind of...
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  LeeH
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  So,.......What Happened To Tuscl?

  I just returned from my Hawaiian vacation and find a completely new tuscl. Old guys like me do not deal with change gracefully. My suspicions are that these changes were done to accommodate those...
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  minnow
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  Pogonophobic Dancer ??

  I was killing time this early afternoon in a Calgary SC waiting for my vacation flight and approached a beauty for private dances. This lovely looked at me disdainfully and said: ...
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  JuiceBox69
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  Christmas Greetings From Canada's North

  I am spending Christmas in the exploration camp with two of my employees just to maintain the monster machinery while drilling is shut down. Yahoo! No sunshine; up here at this time of year...
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  So Hilarious That I Had To Share

  Coming into the office shack to read my favourite newspaper online I stumbled across this hilarious link: http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/40855 For more info here is the newspaper's web address: http://www.theglobeandmail.com ...
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  deogol
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  motorhead Vented - Now It Is My Turn

  motorhead vented about tats. My vent is about lousy English. I hear the most appalling English from dancers in SCs and there is a pile of English dreck here on tuscl as well. I...
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  CTQWERTY
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  This Struck Me As Hilarious

  Catching up on reading old reviews I noticed the address of The Penthouse Club in Philadelphia. That club is on Castor Ave. Seeing that, I split my gut with laughter. Castor is the French...
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  xpando
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  Add New Club and Review At Same Time

  I just spent a few hours at a club that has never been reviewed. I entered the details of the club (as I knew them) and attempted to write my review. Not possible for...
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  CTQWERTY
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  Weather Report From farmerart For Clubber (In Metric)

  The first big storm of the season has hit my exploration camp. There has been 'pussy' frost since September but the real deal has finally arrived here, 6500km north of Miami. 30cm of snow,...
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  shadowcat
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  Christmas/New Year's In Hawaii With A Dancer

  Am I goofy even to be contemplating this? Conditions in my business are causing me more stress than I have ever experienced before in my life, intensely exciting but very stressful. I will be...
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