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12 years ago

I recently spent some time in Sweden and visited two clubs while I was there. What a waste of time! The clubs were blatant rip-off hustle joints so I didn't stay in either club...

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12 years ago

Dancing With Girls At A Wedding (Thinking Of Lappers With Strippers)

One of my goddaughters was married last weekend. The reception was held at a rural facility on a delicious warm summer evening and night in the shadows of Alberta's Rocky Mountains. I was the...

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12 years ago

As an addendum to my recent discussion thread about personality, one of the dancers plying her SS on me that evening called me a 'toff'. First, I was stunned to encounter a dancer with...

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12 years ago

Your Personality and Your 'Success' In SCs

I recently spent a long boring evening entertaining prospective investors in a Calgary SC. I did no private dances. I did not participate in the horrid loonie/toonie toss. I just spent the evening drinking...

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12 years ago

Calgary Stampede Report

Calgary Stampede is in full glory this week and I have been making the rounds of the corporate parties trying to raise money for my nat gas exploration play up north. A couple of...

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12 years ago

A Boredom Filter For tuscl?

Having been away for five days, I was relishing the thought of catching up on some juicy tuscl discussions. Good lord! We seem to be in the summer doldrums here at tuscl. I started...

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12 years ago

Disastrous Canada Day For farmerart

Last year I had a terrific Canada Day party at my farm with an OTC sweetie as hostess. This year is a pure nightmare. No party. Lousy evening at the Rig Pig last night....

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12 years ago

Taxation And SC 'Services' In Canada

All signs are pointing to the Canadian Supreme Court ruling in favour of the legalization of brothels. Prostitution is already decriminalized in Canada. My mercenary mind is contemplating these thoughts: Can I run the services...

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12 years ago

Hot Time In East Coast SCs Today

I am on the road in northern Alberta at the moment. Stop for a piss, check truck tires, get update on crude and nat gas prices. The weather ticker tells me that it is...

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12 years ago

PMs With Fellow tusclers

I am in the midst of two very boring weeks at my exploration camp in the North West Territories. Most of my work is done overnight when access to the industry's super computer centres...

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12 years ago

Musing On The Word - 'Snatch'

A local brew pub is running a commercial on sports talk radio featuring the word 'snatch' in the punch line of the spot; all juvenile double entendres intended. The expected effect has been achieved;...

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12 years ago

Women In The Oil Patch

Women just do not figure in the gritty jobs of oil exploration. I have employed several women in professional capacities - geophysicists, mathematicians, computer weenies, secretaries, etc. but never for any of the hard-ass...

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12 years ago

Crappy SC Music In My Head

From time to time a piece of irritating music starts reverberating in my brain and I just can't get rid of it. Driving out to a well site this morning the radio in the...

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13 years ago

The Dancer And My Dog

It is a long weekend in Canada and I brought Hawaii girl out to Rancho farmerart from Toronto for some sexy fun. It is turning into a disaster. My dog hates all women, from...

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13 years ago

More About Body Hair

shadowcat has a live topic on the board about male pubic grooming/shaving. What about other male body hair and a woman's reaction to it? Apart from male pattern baldness that started 40 years ago...

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13 years ago

Listening to late night radio while waiting for data to be crunched at the super computer centre I heard a fascinating discussion about a penis museum in Iceland. Apparently this museum has thousands of...

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13 years ago

The Ages Of A Woman

Comparing women of different ages to countries: 18-20 - like Africa: half discovered, half wild 20-30 - like Canada: fully discovered and perfect 30-35 - like India & Japan: very hot, wise, & beautiful 35-40 - like France:...

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13 years ago

"Are You The 'Rich Guy' From Alberta"?

On an unexpected trip to Toronto last week I dropped unannounced into my favourite club hoping for an encounter with a dancer who works there, the dancer I vacationed with in Hawaii. That particular...

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13 years ago

No More Pennies In Canada

Praise the lord! In yesterday's budget, the federal government announced that production of pennies in Canada would cease and that the Mint would stop distribution of the cursed coin by this autumn. All pennies...

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13 years ago

Different Laws In Canada

My most recent review of No 5 Orange in Vancouver has just been put on the board. I re-read it and realized that I was perhaps a mite too explicit. I keep forgetting the...

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13 years ago

Tiered Lap Dance Pricing

A club called Chez Pierre in Edmonton has the following lap dance pricing structure: $20/song from opening until 1:00AM $30/song after 1:00AM $40/song after 2:00AM Mileage does not increase as the fee increases. I am most irritated...

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13 years ago

A 'Regular's' Price vs. 'Road Warrior's' Price

I am not a regular at any single club and I can't be called any dancer's regular but, my oh my, do I like what I can buy in hardcore SCs in different parts...

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13 years ago

First Titties Of The Spring In Calgary !!

Left the office to eat my lunch at Prince's Island Park today. Glorious weather; temp of 15C (60F) and just two days ago we had to dig out from a monster spring snowfall- 25cm...

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13 years ago

Showing what is probably my lack of normal social intercourse, I first encountered this term yesterday. I was grabbing a quick bite for lunch in a busy food court when I overhead a group...

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13 years ago

I Can't Match motorhead's Cathouse, But..........

This video has caused a stir in Calgary for the past three weeks. Since motorhead posted a link to a Detroit area 'cathouse' I thought it would be fair to post this video link...

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13 years ago

My Credibility As A Reviewer Is Challenged

Have you long time tuscl vets ever had your credibility as a reviewer challenged by a tuscl newbie? It happened to me recently. I have had numerous positive correspondences with tuscl buddies about my...

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13 years ago

Socio-Economic Class And The SC World

In a very cheeky comment in another discussion thread steve229 consigned me to the trailer trash working class tier of society. By upbringing and temperment I am most definitely blue collar working class. My...

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13 years ago

Movies Experts - Please Help Me

A movie called Fubar 2 was shot in one of my beloved Alberta SCs, the Rig Pig in Nisku. The club has retained many of the set decorations used by the film crew two...

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13 years ago

My Guilty Confession

I am very dismissive of the terrible SCs in my home province of Alberta. Any dedicated horndog hobbyist should never set foot in these useless clubs. but.............. I just love one particular club in Alberta...

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13 years ago

Sex In Your Car

I was taking some guys around southeastern Alberta in my new toy, F-350 crew cab with all bells and whistles, when one of the guys commented that he hadn't sat on a bench seat...

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13 years ago

A New Babe For My Dreams

A lazy afternoon at Rancho farmerart spent watching food shows on the satellite brought a new honey into my dreams. America's Test Kitchen has a new babe doing the baking spots since my last...

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13 years ago

So.......You Just Spent A Ton Of $$$$$$ In A SC?

I am sitting in front of my computer barely coherent after trying to kill some severe financial pain with an excess of my favourite alcoholic relief. Bad news from the exploration camp up north...

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13 years ago

My Stripper Shoes

With an alcohol-befuddled brain in charge of me, I agreed to take part in a charitable fund raiser for the benefit of an abused women's shelter. The charity was called "Walk A Mile In...

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13 years ago

Stalked By A Cougar - Not What You Think

I just came in from walking the dog along the creek that runs through my land. The dog got all antsy, barking and running in circles around me but staying real close to me;...

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13 years ago

Airports And SC Fun?

Sam's topic about hotels and OTC got me thinking about this. Two cities that I know well for SC fun (Detroit and Toronto) both have these amazing clusters of clubs encircling their respective...

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13 years ago

The Stripper With Impeccable Manners

To my utter amazement I found a formal 'thank you' note in my mail box this evening. It was from the Toronto dancer with whom I had recently spent a most pleasant week in...

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13 years ago

Is There Something In The Genes That Makes A Stripper?

I was hanging out with my brother today waiting for a parts order in a John Deere dealership. A girl (4 or 5 years old) was waiting for her Dad who was doing the...

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13 years ago

The French Maid - Calgary.......................RIP

I went to have lunch here today and find this old joint is shuttered. Lease expired in November and was not renewed; the whole block is slated for redevelopment. If I could be called...

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13 years ago

How Aggressive Should A PL Be In A Club?

By aggressive I mean how eagerly should a customer seek out dances from a girl who attracts his attention? By nature and personality I am a gung-ho, let's get the ball rollin' kind of...

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13 years ago

So,.......What Happened To Tuscl?

I just returned from my Hawaiian vacation and find a completely new tuscl. Old guys like me do not deal with change gracefully. My suspicions are that these changes were done to accommodate those...

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13 years ago

Pogonophobic Dancer ??

I was killing time this early afternoon in a Calgary SC waiting for my vacation flight and approached a beauty for private dances. This lovely looked at me disdainfully and said: ...

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13 years ago

Christmas Greetings From Canada's North

I am spending Christmas in the exploration camp with two of my employees just to maintain the monster machinery while drilling is shut down. Yahoo! No sunshine; up here at this time of year...

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13 years ago

So Hilarious That I Had To Share

Coming into the office shack to read my favourite newspaper online I stumbled across this hilarious link: http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/40855 For more info here is the newspaper's web address: http://www.theglobeandmail.com ...

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13 years ago

motorhead Vented - Now It Is My Turn

motorhead vented about tats. My vent is about lousy English. I hear the most appalling English from dancers in SCs and there is a pile of English dreck here on tuscl as well. I...

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13 years ago

This Struck Me As Hilarious

Catching up on reading old reviews I noticed the address of The Penthouse Club in Philadelphia. That club is on Castor Ave. Seeing that, I split my gut with laughter. Castor is the French...

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13 years ago

Add New Club and Review At Same Time

I just spent a few hours at a club that has never been reviewed. I entered the details of the club (as I knew them) and attempted to write my review. Not possible for...

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13 years ago

Weather Report From farmerart For Clubber (In Metric)

The first big storm of the season has hit my exploration camp. There has been 'pussy' frost since September but the real deal has finally arrived here, 6500km north of Miami. 30cm of snow,...

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13 years ago

Christmas/New Year's In Hawaii With A Dancer

Am I goofy even to be contemplating this? Conditions in my business are causing me more stress than I have ever experienced before in my life, intensely exciting but very stressful. I will be...

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