Comments by CTQWERTY (page 8)

Thanks all for the responses.

ABSOLUTELY a first ballot Hall of Famer!!! [I wonder whether Founder will raise a shot in this thread???]

Been to The Admiral. Upscale 1930s art deco movie theater converted into a strip club. Dances were low, low mileage. Must customers were stageside for the full nude/no contact performances.

Why not have her help out by driving?

Brings to mind this classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQeYsl_9-C0

Advice: Don't let "something new" turn into The Pussycat Lounge. Not to say the gals at The Rhino don't gather by the door (indeed there is bench seating for that very purpose), but at Sapphire they stand in a crowd at the entrance, waiting for the red meat to enter. Probably overkill for most guys.

MJX: PLUS, they give *cute guy* discounts!!! Never got one of them en los estados unidos... [got to work on my Espanol!]

How did they miss out on being banksters??? Steal $26 trillion (and counting) and send the global bill to the U.S. taxpayer.....

Hey, why rag on the Canadians??? OTC is legal, no VIP/cover/valet fees, and house fees of $30 for the dancers. What's not to like?

Christal, when utterly vapid work like "Strippers Are Awesome" gets published, you've got something to complain about.

No tats & proper English ... isn't that the domain of the escort, where the high-priced talent provides companionship in addition to, oh, someone to play checkers with? [ie "King me!"]

Adora. Short for adorable & easy to remember. Plus, drunk guys will sound stoopid saying it thus making it easy to identify and avoid them [ie "I Adora youuuuuu!!!!!" = AVOID]

I'm guessing one would have to be very wealthy and not mind an IV from the wallet directly to the dancer for her to follow.

What a way to go...

Like your avatar, Steve!

She's going to make extra $ passing it off to a sperm bank.

A shotgun? Dog bite? Must be Denver alright!

"54 40 or fight!" passed long ago, Gator.

I'm worried because Sam didn't post this prior to Shadow...

Then send Founder a private message and ask him to remove the thread. There once was a obnoxious poster named Green Vegas who droned on and on about drugging up strippers with his supply. Management got tired of his act and barred him from TUSCL. Unless you want to meet a similar fate, I suggest you behave. As an additional motivation, some of the dancers here do appreciate positive treatment. Here's a private message I recently received: "Hi CTQWERTY, I just got a free month-long VIP membership after writing a review of DreamGirls at Rick's in Seattle, and was checking out the discussions today, and I was VERY pleasantly surprised to see your wonderful and complimentary one based on my writing :). It made me really, really happy (I felt like I made $2500 in a single night, or some thing!), and I'm glad you enjoyed my pics-I'm gonna post some more soon btw! Thanks so much for putting in a good word for me here, and let me know if you're ever in my part of the country-I'd give you unlimited dances as a thank you ;). -Candy xoxo P.S. Please let me know if I can ever do anything for you-I owe you!" Some gals sure do know how to apply the butter!!!!! 'Unlimited dances' and all I did was pay her a compliment...

Naw, no doubt the lack of mileage in Columbus clubs caused the meltdown.

I'll 2nd Art's recommendation. Also, OTC is a lot more possible with the dancers. And what clubs drain you for per visit is much less.

Someone cue Steve229.

Steve, where was your fur coat and rolex??? That's why the waitress eyed you...

Yup, that's a 2AMer! Says it right in the article... But the weapon was a "piston"?!? Must not be very effective because it required 5 firings...