Comments by Philip A. Stein (page 7)

The reason most clubs have lame web sites is because it doesn't pay, no ROI. Think of just about any brick and mortar business in your area and check their web site. Do their web sites suck? Yeah, just like the titty bar's site. When I think about buying a card for my Mom's birthday, I don't jump on the internet and check out Amber's Hallmark Gift shop for specials, just like I don't check the Flight Club's web site

Jpac, I'm describing the clubs in SE MI. My run down reflects my experience in the Detroit metro area.

low mileage - a no touch grind medium - groping and sucking, canoodling high - fingerbanging, handjob Ultrahigh - bj, fs, ect. It's about impossible to find a low mileage stripper in Detroit

She's still a favorite if you're getting dances from her.

You left out a couple categories: Tats and Piercings Ethnicity

I was wrong, I just called the shitty council and the hearing is on for 3

I doubt the hearing will be held, 8" of snow and its still coming down.

I got a dance from a spinner a while back, it felt she was trying to beat Junior to death with bag of bones.

Just flat out tell her, be polite. "I'm not interested and I don't want to waste your time. Please give me a few minutes to myself" Or, if there's a hawttie that you're interested in, put her to work. Give her a $5 tip and tell her to send Bambi over.

potheadpl, I met a guy at a club I used to go to a lot. I don't work in that area much but we became pretty good friends. We used to meet up on Friday at the club, go out and burn a few, come back and bother the strippers, repeat, repeat.

I haven't had time to follow up on it yet. He comes in after work every Friday, I'm planning on stopping in tomorrow. I talked to him a little last Friday but not about the job. I'm going to get my ducks in a row over the weekend and go from there. And how cool/weird/funny/fucked up/bizarre would it be to have boss or work with a guy that you got the lead from by sucking the tits of a stripper together?

So, has anyone whipped out a dam during a grind? How'd that go?

There are a few agents, maybe recruiter is a better term. The reason there are so few is because strippers can easily do the job of agent for themselves. There just isn't much need for a middleman. The middleman isn't providing much service anymore. In the past, strippers used to work the circuit, traveling from city to city, club to club. The clubs needed strippers, strippers needed clubs, the agent brought the two groups together. Now strippers find a club (maybe two) and stick to them.

Sanitago, currently the police have to have a warrant for phone location records. The Obama Administration is arguing that there isn't expectation of privacy with respect to where your phone is and therefor a warrant is not necessary. It's really quite interesting. I believe it was in Dallas where they caught to bank robbers from cell records. There saw a series of robberies and the police sorted data and found two cells that had called each other just prior to all the robberies and where in the immediate vicinity. I have a hard time believing a judge wouldn't issue a warrant for such a case. I have a lot more belief that cops will use an unwarranted cell history for dubious reasons. I just beat a DUI test the other day. What would happen if that cop got a red ass and started following my cell movement just to try and catch me leaving a bar? Don't think it would happen? Erroll Southers would probably be head of TSA if he hadn't got caught pulling background checks on his ex-wife's boyfriends.

Spy, that's exactly where I like to sit! A gentleman is always lower than the lady on stairs in case she should fall. At Omars in Lansing, the VIP is upstairs. You have an entire flight of stares, I mean, stairs to climb. It's a nice preview of things to come.

Dick, you listen to Steve229 and you will end up being Steve230. Its rare that a man gets a chance to close the marriage deal with and ATF.

Do you love her or not? Are you all in? Shit or get off the pot, don't let life pass you by. True love like this is fleeting, don't be left wondering what might have been.

Oh yeah, the red dress zombies got me on level 4!

I used to install security systems, everything from simple systems like in a 7-11 to cutting edge systems such as what's at the Federal Reserve Banks. First off, I have never installed an empty dome. You can expect a camera in every housing. The placebo effect doesn't apply to the protection of assets. The biggest factor is cost. It's relatively cheap to install a couple fixed cameras, pull wire, and a monitor that you can switch between cameras (or even a couple monitors). I wouldn't think that they would record as there isn't a need to preserve evidence. I would expect this is the most common system used in clubs. 2 cameras and a dual input monitor with all the wiring with some warranty could be installed for under $1000. High-res cameras and PTZ (pan, tilt, zoom) cameras are expensive. Not only is a PTZ about 5 times more expensive, you need a controller to manipulate it. You also need the controller programmed. If you need to record, you have a couple options with a DVR being the best. If we upgrade our example to PTZ's and add a DRV/PTZ controller, we're looking at $3000 for a very basic set-up. I doubt many clubs would make that investment for such little return.

I prefer shorts, t's and sandals is my standard wear in the warmer months. I'm always very casual. But if a favorite club had a dress code, it would weigh on my decision. I had a stripper a couple weeks ago say she didn't recognize me at first, when on and on about what was different. Then she said she hadn't ever seen me in a long sleeve shirt or jeans.

Strippers in Detroit make their money in the VIP, not dollar dancing.

Clubber, are you saying Bill Clinton didn't balance the budget but that it was Newt Gingrich and the 104th Congress? I love true history.

I get this mental image of a hip flask with scalding hot coffee being dropped into a boot and carried into to the club.

A fav texted me a few hours before the game. She, of course, wanted me to come down and stuff her g-string full of money. I told her I had plans and asked if it was busy, nope, completely dead (that's why she's texting me, duh). I think she began to realize her moneyless fate and developed a self diagnosed urinary tract infection. I'm pretty much filling in the blanks but I imagine she tried to use the 'I'm sick, can I go home?' routine. Sure, pay your tip out and go on home. Since she didn't have tipout, she got 'fired' for leaving. I'm gonna miss my blond spinner. It'll probably take a couple of lappers for her hot little best friend to emotionally heal. In the name of therapy, I'll do it.