Reviews by kongorilla

My go-to place for the best lap dances in the metro area. There are alway attractive young dancers on shift, usually at least six or more girls with only the occasional bowser. $10 entry...

The original Dolphin is going through another remodel (it always seems to be remodeling). There were about five girls on duty, including three that I recognized as formerly being from another nearby club. Varying...

Decided to try this bar again. Very much a local bar that happens to have a couple girls dancing. Just two girls there when I arrived about 7, bit two more were arriving as...

Fullmoon has been open (with dancers) for about a year. It is located in Boring, about two miles off HWY 26 between Sandy and Gresham. It is a pretty small club, with a dive bar...

My second visit to Mystic ever. I still think it is a clean and nice-looking club that does its best to be upscale. Bartender/bouncer was friendly and the $5 steak dinner was good. Drinks...

My first trip back in a while. The club still looks really good since the remodel, but the dancer quality was in the "low average" range. No real dogs, but no real beauties either....

I had really nice trip to Jiggles recently. It was in the afternoon and there were plenty of girls, one for every taste I guess you could say. Chardonnay, Demi, Marilyn, Pandora,Amber and Kat...

Went by the Chantilly Lace/Sugar Shack complex at about 8pm Friday. Not a soul in sight, except a couple people and cars at the Mexican restaurant in the same complex. I know they got...

This is a new upscale club on Stark Street across from Mall 205 (and another strip club , Club 205). The building used to be a Hooter's. Interior of the club is very nice,...

Nice selection of dancers, mostly on the younger side. Pick the right girl and have a nice time, YMMV. As with just about anyplace else, the more $$$ you spend, the better you are...

Pretty quiet when I first arrived and not a big selection of dancers. If you weren't sitting at the bar (very close to the stage) the girls dancing seemed to ignore you, even if...

Decided to try this club again, but it wasn't much of an improvement from the last visit. Nice looking club, but not very busy. Girls were just Ok, no standouts. They didn't seem interested...

Dropped by this place with a buddy to shoot pool, but apparently the pool tables have been removed for lottery machines. Stayed and got a bite to eat, which wasn't expensive but the food...

My first time to this club, which used to be a steak house. Very nice interior, and no cover at 7:30 on Saturday night. Unfortunately, the few girls that were there were only OK....no...

Went to several clubs today and this was the best. I've been here before and always enjoyed myself.It is a juice bar, and the bartender was very attractive (Chardonnay, also dances some nights)....

The best thing about Jiggles is there always a wide variety of girls to choose from. Almost all the girls know how to give a $20 lap dance, and the VIP room dances (4...

Very nice looking club. Four girls on shift, none lower than a 7. In the afternoon it was fairly slow, but there was several wait staff available to serve you. Lap dances are given...

This place is under new management and has had some minor cosmetic changes. Eight girls were dancing and the place (which is small) was fairly busy with customers. The entertainment value is the same...

Decided to try this club again. Big mix of dancers, ranging from 9's to 6's, no real bowsers. Service was slao and the drinks were weak. Veronica really knew how to give the right...

Although there is no alcohol served, there are plenty of girls and the best lap dances in the Portland area. Most nights have just the hottest looking bartenders (Porsche is great!). Brooklyn, Demi, Leilu...

About six dancers here, and I'd say about half of them rated a six or above. Vanessa is still here looking hot as always. Club was slow with customers just wandering in and out....

My review will cover a couple months. This place always has cute dancers. It can be a little slow customer-wise in the afternoons, but I think you can blame that on the economy. Always...

This club was a real miss. You mostly see the dancers on stage, then they seem to vanish. The dancers mostly hid on the smoking porch or talked to their buddies, even after...

Five girls on shift, no real dogs and only one exceptional looking girl. Only a couple of the regular girls were there, I was told by the cute bartender that some girls from...