Comments by DandyDan (page 7)

Love Cheyenne, but she's always busy, so I can't always get one from her.

I'm inclined to believe Denver will sweep, but I can see Miami winning 1 in Miami. FWIW, I had Denver for $50 at +750 back in February. I wish I had done more.

It has in the past. That said, my current hookup knows her place in the scheme of things.

I did a lot in my 20's. It was in a period after I had moved and I didn't really know anyone in that area yet. FWIW, many years later, I met one of those dancers at a different club and got some extras in the deal.

I only go once a month at the most. It's just simply too far for me to drive to a decent club.

It's too bad, but I am more likely to hear 80's rock and metal on classic rock day at work than in a strip club.

One of the clubs I used to visit all the time before it closed looks like it got taken over by an auto auction company. Another looks like it simply became a regular bar. Two others were in rural locations and look like buildings left out there to rot.

I remember once, I took my pants and underwear off and threw them onto the chair in the room, which we weren't using. My chosen stripper, before we did our business, folded my pants and then put them on the one table in the corner. It looked so proper of her.

I just looked at the list by country and you all may be amused to learn Vatican City has one. It's really in Italy, but who's keeping track?

I'm a baseball fan, but I had no real interest in the World Baseball Classic. They should hold it after the season or possibly even during the season. I am amused by Ohtani striking out Trout.

Yes. The one club I like to go to in the Twin Cities area, King of Diamonds in Inver Grove Heights, is listed under Saint Paul Park, which happens to be across the river and not the city it's actually in. Two clubs which are actually in Wisconsin are listed under the Minnesota cities which happen to be right over the border. There are others I am aware of, but don't have time to list.

The best time is whenever you can show up. I've had great times at 2pm and 2am.

I don't know the exact age, but she was certainly in her 60's at the time.

At the one extras club I used to visit regularly, I got caught a couple times, but the bouncers generally didn't care as long as it was the VIP room. There was one time it happened in the private dance room and the girl got a talking-to, but that only delayed the inevitable.

Only seen one Indian stripper ever, at least 15 years ago.

First of all, I sort it all out before I leave home, or at least at my first stop after I stop at the ATM on the way to the club (which isn't necessarily the club). It all goes in denomination order from highest to lowest and it's always face up. When I get to the club, the $1 bills go in my right pocket and my wallet goes in my left. It isn't that complicated and it works for whenever I go to a casino the same way, except I can keep my ones in the wallet there.

At a long-closed club I used to be a regular at, there was a tag team which used to routinely go around and try to sell 2 girl dances, but I always turned them down when together. I would take them individually and the one basically shouldn't have been dancing, especially in the extras club she was in. That said, I had some remarkable 2 girl dances there. Some of the fun was watching them go down on each other.

It's probably more a club by club thing than a city thing, but the 4 nude clubs in the Des Moines area, at least as I remember it, were largely white girls.

I acknowledge getting my shower mat there, but other than that, nothing.

I've been to all of them, but never more than 3 in one night. I'm frankly surprised Big Earl's stays open, because the one Friday night I drove down there last year, they only had 10 vehicles in the lot and you know most of them are dancers and employees

The flip side is that play led to the field goal by KC which led to their covering the point spread (I had KC as a 1.5 favorite), which led to me winning on the parlay I had at my local casino sportsbook.

I don't remember being at a club right when it opened, but I do remember showing up once at 2 pm and being the only custy there. This was a dive bar with 3 dancers. I bought lapdances from all 3. The first wasn't terrible, but she wasn't my type at all. The second seemed more interested in her phone than dancing. The third gave one of the best dances I ever had, if you want to call it dancing.

It's possible you went too early. When I went there regularly, it generally wasn't a large crowd til 10pm. And it would be crowded late, after the bars close. Then again, it doesn't sound like the dances have changed much. I also believe the bouncers watch it closely because the county would love to shut it down. It's been several visits back to Omaha since I went there. (COVID didn't help.)

I have never heard of a two drink minimum in any bar, strip club or otherwise. Some clubs do enforce a rule mandating you have a drink in hand, but that's not universal.

Years ago, when I went back to Illinois for a week off, I visited an old high school buddy. We went to the one strip club about 50 miles from where he then lived and noticed one of the dancers was one of his old classmates. Of course, she'd be 50-something now. I myself never had any classmates who stripped that I was aware of.