Reviews by hohawk69

Stopped in on Friday night, it was a lot busier than on weeknights. Two stages open, 2-song sets. Girls ranged from about 5's to 8's, most were enthusaistic on stage. I...

I've been going to this club a lot since I discovered it last year, and it was really growing on me because the dancers are mostly young, hot, alternative & goth chicks who are...

Since my last review shortly after the big remodel, I've been here several times, but the place is never busy and so the girls are mostly sitting around and not very enthusiastic on stage....

Went in on a Sunday night, not very busy. No cover, however they charged $6 for a beer in a wine glass, which is really steep for Portland. The girls were average, 5-7's,...

This is one of the smallest strip clubs in Portland, but it can be a lot of fun. It's dark with blood red walls, but still easy to see the surroundings. All...

Even though I haven't been very impressed here in the past, I had a good experience this week. Stopped in late on a weeknight, not very busy, and most of the girls were...

This club is still under construction during its remodel and expansion. The original club was a long, narrow space with one stage and a bar on the opposite side of the room. ...

I've seen other recent reviews that this place has improved, so I stopped in twice this week (once on a weeknight and once on a weekend). It has changed, and they are obviously...

Finally got a private show from Starr. She's a hot little brunette spinner who is very friendly and energetic during the show. Her attitude is awesome, and she's now one of my...

I stopped in on Sat night, it was busy as usual. There's a new petite dancer named Star who is an Eva Longoria look-alike. She looks so hot! If you're a...

Stopped in around 10pm on Saturday, there were only about 5 customers and no girls on stage. I figured I'd try coming back later. Came back around midnight, there were a lot...

I went here last weekend and submitted the new location to TUSCL so I could post a review. On Saturday night they had about 8 girls dancing ranging from 5-7, 2 stages, three...

Magic Garden was gutted by fire this week. According to news reports, the fire was caused by workers using propane torches to dry the concrete floor, but accidently ignited the wall. Sounds...

For many years, Sugar Shack and Chantilly Lace have occupied parts of the same large building complex. Now they have done some remodelling and opened a 3rd juice bar strip joint at the...

Went in around midnight on a Tuesday. There were 3 dancers, flabby, with stretch marks. I just couldn't look at them without being grossed out. $4.50 for a 12-ounce glass of...

This place is a typical Portland dive strip club, but it is a pretty friendly place. The dancers are usually less glamourous than you will find at most other clubs, sometimes have stretch...

This place doesn't get a high score for its decor, staff, or sound system, but it is the best place in Portland for high-mileage lap dances and private shows, rivaling Mitchel Brothers in San...

This club is kinda slow on weeknights, maybe because it is further from downtown than most, but it's a pretty relaxed place with absolutely no pressure to buy drinks or dances. I've never...

Safari finally opened this month in the space formerly known as Doc's Bar & Grill. The place has been completely remodeled on the insie, giving it a new modern and upscale feel compare...