Comments by Ironcat (page 9)

Went to a club a couple nights ago with money to spend but nothing worthwhile to spend it on. Save it for a better day.

Yes, I'm afraid I have been spoiled so 5 is as low as I will go for repeat business. I do like a 7 since I am a bit paranoid about getting a BJ in a club.

I like to negotiate the price and offer a tip if the dance is "good". So if a dancer wants $30 a dance I'll say I'll pay 30 for two, and they'll usually say 2 for 40. I'll counter with - 2 for 30 and if they are good I'll tip you 10 more. They always take the offer. This is a win-win because every time I do this the dancer puts a little extra effort into making sure the dance is good. Then she gets her $40.00 and I get two great dances.

Actually we are basing your loser status on what your girlfriends tell us.

I guess me and doc share the same philosophy - I like to get high before I go to a sc. Latey some friends who live in a progressive state where medical marijuanna is legal laid some edibles on me which is perfect for clubbing. I'll just eat half a brownie just before I leave for the club and by the time I get my 1st drink I'm buzzing - makes lappers much more enjoyable IMHO. No pot smell either.

Had a bad case of poison oak and only soaking in epsom salt baths and calamine lotion made it better. The worse part was that I ran into the roommate of an ex-girl friend who I always wanted to boink and she was drunk on Ouzo. She was all over me but my dick looked like raw meat so I had to pass. Never got the opportunity again - oh well......

A pierced tongue on a dancer with a pretty face says "yes, I enjoy giving blow jobs" and is a definite turn on. Nipples, not so much.

I once had a summer job in a donut shop and thought I had died and gone to heaven the 1st week I worked there - ate tons of donuts every day. By the second week I couldn't stand the sight or smell of them. To this day I won't eat a donut. My advice is find the best paying job you can so you'll have the discretionary funds to visit clubs when you want to.

I remember going to a club in the late seventies and watching young women dance topless. This was before lap dances. I thought it was just OK but not worth the money. i often wonder if having high mileage lap dances back then would have changed my attitude

Since the rest of my colleagues have given you a sufficient hair cut, I won't chime in - but I will say that given the inconsistancy of PP no one can really tell you even if they wanted to. The place is hit-or-miss - you'll just have to take luck of the draw like the rest of us.

Never had either but the VIP at PP can be great with the right dancer.

I think there are more financially strapped women who shouldn't be dancing but see it as a way to make money in these economically tough times. At my favorite club there are still 9s and 10s but the majority are no where near that caliber.

Yeah, 2 dances seems about right. A lot of dancers escalate the action as you buy more but that first dance had better be good. I like getting dances from proven performers (dancers I know) so I know what to expect. The problem is that my favorite club has been experiencing a high level of turnover. Very few familiar faces. I am in more of a research mode trying out new dancers, which can be fun.

I remember non-contact table dances in the late 70's. The dancer would carry a little step-box and place it in front of the patron and dance on it (mainly wiggle her booty in the guy's face). At one club in Raleigh NC you could approach the stage and offer up a dollar - the dancer would the lean down and french kiss you. Thank god i never got herpes from that!

Yeah this might explain the behavior of one on my facorite dancers. A couple weeks ago I get several great dances from her after she had been drinking shots throughout her shift. After the dances she wants my cell # so I can text her. I give it to her and she calls my phone so that I now have her number. Two weeks later when I text her to see if she is working this weekend she sends a curt "no" and acts like I'm some kind of stalker. I'm thinking I like her better when she is drunk - not so much when she is sober. Of course I don't want one that is outta control drunk, but a little drunk or high is OK.

Yeah, English is not this guy's strong suit

Dancers like the fact that I am clean (showered with clean clothes). I approach going to a strip club like going on a date - and I always wear soft, cotton pants that dancers like to reduce friction. On my last club visit one of the dancers I had gotten dances from earlier in the afternoon actually lowered her price from 2 for 30 to 2 for 20 without me even asking, just because she said she enjoyed dancing for someone who smelled good.

You can dwell on that reality (which is probably the reality for most of us) or you can ignore it and get into the fantasy of it all. On my last club visit I had two very attractive young women in a row grinding on me like we were having sex. The reality is that if i didn't pay them they most likely would never do that. Am I fooling myself? Sure, but we fool ourselves all the time to make life interesting. There is, IMHO, nothing wrong with it as long as you keep the right perspective.

Kumsadaisy is a bit condescending in her remarks which says more about her than us so called "creeps".

Hope all you like SuperDude but it is still risky behavior. The question is whether it is worth it. I my case I am married and would never want to expose my wife to Herpes, or any STD. IMHO You gotta draw a line and stick to it no matter how hot the dancer is.

If I'm not interested in the dancer I just say a flat out "no thanks". If I am interested in getting dances I'll usually say no thanks but I'll say to the dancer "I would rather spend the money on dances from you...". In the clubs I frequent this usually is a better deal for the dancer because she gets the cash. If I like talking with a particular dancer I'll buy her a drink - but at my favorite club, the drinks are real drinks not just "lady drinks" with no alcohol like in some places.

I wonder what the last line in your post means. I hope your dances are better than your writing skills.

Down here in South Carolina, the "amature" contests I've been to are usually filled with strippers from other clubs (you can tell they know their way around a pole). They are also notorious for starting late just to keep people in the club. Maybe I'm too jaded but I never get too excited about such events.

Sorry Dude, according to your profile you haven't reviewed a single club. You have to appreciate the reaction. We are just a bunch of guys who enjoy the same hobbie and we are very protective about it. You just made a rookie mistake.