Comments by Ironcat (page 8)

"I was with two other customers before you. Once had a tiny little dick but the other one had a big dick like yours" .

They recycle names here - Many times I would hear the name of an old favorite and when she took the stage it was someone else.

I say to each his own. Dry humping a young girl takes me back to my high school days and if it ends happily, all the better - but thats just me. I have friends (more like acquaintances) that would think this to be perverted but I really don't care.

You never know what has been in that pussy so you may be blowing some dude by proxy. Putting your mucous membranes in contact with her's is highly risky - a facial herpes outbreak might be hard to explain especially if you have a significant other.

Yeah, these girls are predators and will try to intimidate money out of you. They often mistake kindness for weakness so sometimes you just have to be assertive. In you particular case pay her for the three dances but no tip. I've actually had guys stop by my table and tell me "watch out for _____ she is a ROB" and then go table to table telling anyone who will listen. I appreciated the intel and refused dances from the girl he identified. I'm not saying you go that far but remember, we have some power too.

I believe that many of the dancers who claim to be Bi are actually lesbians. They just don't want to kill the fantasy that they are hot for men while administering lap dances.

Clubber, Not that I am trying to provoke an argument, but how could Romney or any other President prevent some guy from doing something like the Fort Hood incident? Just wondering.

Well the good news is that political arguments such as this are no longer relevant - the election is over and now it is time to turn our thoughts to more important topics - lap dances.

Clubber, There were several high-profile terrorist attacks inside the U.S. during the Bush administration, including the anthrax attacks, the fatal shooting at the El Al airlines ticket counter at the Los Angeles International Airport, the DC-area sniper attacks -- all of which occurred in 2002. In addition, there was a 2003 attack on a U.S. diplomatic vehicle that killed three in the Gaza Strip. Three American security personnel were killed while transporting diplomats from the U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv. With the exception of the Lybian embassy, which is technically US domain, I don't see evidence that terrorism is on the rise.

Clubber, You might actually have top secret clearance and happen to know which of Obama's advisors advised him, so I won't argue with you about that. However, the last time I looked it is still the Commander in Chief who makes the decision (and takes the heat if it is a bad decision) so I still think that is leadership - just my opinion. I'm not a big Obama fan, but you have to admit he does a pretty damn good job killing terrorists, especially compared to Bush.

I think that killing Osama and other terrorists represent "actions" that shows leadership. I guess conservatives just don't see it that way, but luckily the American public did.

The worst experience I ever had was when a blonde dancer who probably was a Meth addict was giving me a dance and stuck her arm pit in my face. It smelled like the arm pit of a 300 lb. wrestler who hadn't bathed in a week. The strong was so bad I stopped the dance immediately, paid the dancer and said I suddenly didn't feel well. The smell stayed with me (like that old Seinfeld episode) for an hour until I had to leave and go home to take a shower.

I never tell them the truth. I always lie - lie big. I tell them I'm a retired NFL player or a retired astronaut. Some act as if they believe it, some don't. I figure the dancer's name isn't really "Destiny" or "Fantasia" so why should I be honest. Besides, if they are going to pretend they are enjoying dry humping me in the VIP why can't I pretend to "do" something that I don't really do.

Read the reviews. You sound too much like LE to get the type of information you seek and the fact that you only have two reviews doesn't help.

When I was in college in the early 70s' I went to a sleazy bar where a homely girls with a nice ass but flat chest danced on a stage. I wasn't impressed. Then went to grad school in Chapel Hill NC early 80s' and went to clubs in Raleigh where they let you French kiss the dancers for a dollar tip and finally in the 90s' went to a club to get my 1st lap dance in Charlotte NC. Definitely better than French kissing a skunk.

And then I woke up........

The worst part about bad body odor on a dancer, in my experience, is that it stays with for a while - like it lingers in my sinuses. I have only had it happen a few times. I think the stage side dance is you best bet as suggested earlier.

The worst part about bad body odor on a dancer, in my experience, is that it stays with for a while - like it lingers in my sinuses. I have only had it happen a few times. I think the stage side dance is you best bet as suggested earlier.

The t-shirt is funny Shadowcat. My concern is that if I wore a shirt like that with the wiseguys I hang around with that their response would be "So did you give him one?". Then we'd be fighting.

Yeah, I appreciate when a dancer askes to join me and especially if she asks if i am waiting for another dancer. This gives me a graceful "out" if I know the dancer is not my type or an opportunity to engage in conversation if she is my type. It also is a benefit to a dancer if she knows she will be wasting her time sitting with me when she could be working the room (especially on a busy night). If she can get to more potential customers in a night he odds of landing customers increases.

I can say that again!

When the Memphis PP girls used to come to Greenville they all gave the "Memphis Handshake". Most are gone but one or two show up on occasion.

When the Memphis PP girls used to come to Greenville they all gave the "Memphis Handshake". Most are gone but one or two show up on occasion.

I started looking at Rub Maps.com, a web site dedicated to reviewing AMPs. Never been to one but am interested in trying one. My only reservation is that I may do more than is safe and bring an STD home. At least with SC I limit my activity to in-the-pants activity only. I had a chance recently on a trip to San Francisco but chickened out.

You better have more than 1 review especially if you have been a member since 08 before you ask what you are asking.