Comments by Ironcat (page 6)

I wouldn't get a dance from you if you paid me!

Dancer who try to up sell you in the vip by saying "touching my titties will be an extra 10 dollars a song" when two way contact is the norm in the club.

Tipping in general has gotten out of hand. The original acronym TIP stood for "To Insure Promptness" which meant that service beyond the standard was delivered, is what tipping should be all about. Even in restaurants, I have had bad service, yet the waitress still expects a tip. Some might argue that the cost of your food would be higher if employers paid waitresses better and that tips are what keep food prices low in restaurants, but I still feel we have lost the original idea of why someone deserves a tip. Strippers make pretty good money and most are private contractors in the clubs I frequent, so I only tip if the service is above and beyond what is expected.

On the other hand, I had a total stranger approach me to tell me about a ROB and I thanked him. I got the impression that it was pure pay-back but I wasn't offended at all. The guy doesn't have to take your advice if you warn him.

Most of the dancers I have ever known don't have ideal SO in their lives except for a couple lesbians. Their boyfriends/husbands are typically unstable types who are more of a millstone around their necks than an asset.

Every dancer has an asset that attracts the right customer. I know one of my CFs who has a great ass who would look great in a pair of black see through panties. Another CF has a great natural rack that would look good in a silky top. Play to your strengths.

Pussy is undefeated….

Black see through panties...

I appreciate all the comments and feel a little better that even some of the long time veterans have had this happen. I guess the fact that this is my "home" club (read my reviews and you'll see that I am usually upbeat, even if the club experience that day was less than ideal). I'm the type of guy who likes to avoid trouble, never gets drunk and is always respectful to the dances (even the ROBs - I just avoid them on future visits.). I am not a whale but I do spend a couple hundred on most visits and have been fairly steady as a customer. Luckily there are other clubs in my area so PP is not the only show in town.

Manhattans, martinis, Rob Roys (a Manhattan made with scotch), Gimlets,etc. are the classics and very few bartenders know how to make them. I worked my way through college and grad school behind the strip and have to tell bartenders how to make most of these. They are now all making drinks called "Irish Car bombs" and "Redheaded Sluts".

I agree that pregnancy is probably not the issue but wouldn't be surprised if the lifestyle (drinking , smoking weed, overeating junk food) clashed with the change in metabolism that happens with age and lack of exercise. I knew a dancer who didn't go downhill that fast (more like several months) but the results were equally dramatic. She went from being he type you had to wait for, to her having to beg customers for dances. I felt sorry for her and bought a couple dances just for old time sake, but it wasn't good.

I have had dancers who do the same dance for each song when I buy multiple dances, and that can be boring. I like the dancers who bring it up a notch with each dance. This makes good business sense if the girl it trying to keep you buying dances.

Body - what I like about dealing with a stripper is that you can get to simulate sex (to varying degrees) with a woman and then just walk away without any guilt or entanglement. How many times have you wanted to get busy with a homely chick who had a banging body but you didn't want the hassle of a messy breakup?

I always ask before stepping back in the VIP area for "the rules" - if the dancer says no touching tits it is a deal breaker. I've had them tell me touching tits was OK and then try to charge extra for that once in the VIP room - that is where I stop the dance and walk.

When I was in school at UNC -Chapel Hill I went to a club one afternoon in Raleigh with a bunch of UNC football players who I hung out with (all offensive linemen). We were having a great time and were the only people in the place when in came a group of drunk guys having a bachelor party. They started getting out of hand, grabbing dancers and fighting with the bouncers. So the manager comes out and says "Sorry but we are closing the club - you need to leave". One of my buddies who was an All-American center says "No, we came all the way from Chapel Hill - we aren't leaving" - The manager went over to the bouncers and said a few words and then came back and said "how about if we give you your cover change back plus a case of beer?" - which I quickly accepted figuring it was better than dealing with the cops. Does that count?

This is why these "crimes" are still on the books - private for-profit prisons need customers and the tax payers foot the bill.

The old timers might remember this one "a review should be like a woman's skirt - long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting" - adapted from high school Engish teachers response when students ask how long a paper should be.

I regularly got dances from a dancer (probably an 8 on a scale of 1-10) who had given great dances in the past for reasonable price. I didn't see her for a while, but a year later she showed up and looked like she had gained 50 lb. She begged me to get a dance and said she wasn't making enough for the tip-out. I felt sorry for her and endured a "crushing" dance that was nothing like her old dances - next time I'll just give her the money and skip the dance. I kind of felt like I owed her one for all great dances she had delivered in the past. Luckily I never saw her at the club again.

Big natural tits on a skinny girl.

In my club a $5 will usually be enough. Anything higher means you are going to get ripped off on VIP dances due to the fact that the dancer thinks you are an easy mark.

I hate when a dancer tries to up sell in the VIP by saying "touching my tits will be an extra 10 dollars a dance". My SOP is to stop after the first the dance and never partake of another dance from that dancer again. The club I go to is high mileage so this type of behavior is bogus in my opinion.

It's like that old joke about a guy who asked a girl if she would give him a blow job for a million dollars - she says "yeah, for a million I would" - so he says "well, would you give me a blow job for $20" - and she gets pissed and says "what kind of a girl do you think I am?!!" - he responds "well, we know what kind of girl you are now we are just haggling about the price".

Hustle or not - you did what you feel is the right thing, which helps your self-esteem. I also believe in Karma so good on you.

When I asked a dancer her name she said "Cock Worshiper"

I pump iron.