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review
published 3 yrs ago
Pirates Cove-Naked Women and Cheap Beer
reviewed by
SCP

8.3

Pirates Cove. Another Portland bottom-of-the-rung strip joint hole-in-wall that I’ve always had a soft spot for. Come with low expectations and you won’t be disappointed. Buy a beer, ogle some naked women, and score a…

review
published 3 yrs ago
First time in Austin...had a blast.
reviewed by
Jake8

8.0

Went to Austin for a week long work convention and ended up here after drinking on 6th Street. A colleague had said he had read about this place and wanted to go. This…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Monday night amateur contest
reviewed by
curious_dude

7.7

Went to centerfolds on amateur night which they have every Monday. Parking is no problem and it's safe to park there in my experience. Cover charge is a little high at 22 dollars I believe…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Sugars-Feminist Spotted. Yeah, Its Still A Great Club Though.
reviewed by
SCP

7.0

This was in mid-May. I decided to change things up and hit up a strip club in the evening rather than my regular opening time appearance. I’ve only been to Sugars twice so far, so…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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I am currently in Athens, Greece....
posted by
ATACdawg

,..and I have to say,this is some of the finest girl watching territory I have ever had the privilege of visiting!!!!!

review
published 3 yrs ago
A nice Thursday night
reviewed by
sunjacket

8.0

Hit the Pink Pony first (another review to follow) and got to the club @9:30 PM. It is valet only after 3. $5 for valet.. Then security will do a quick…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Infrequent visit to an old favorite place
reviewed by
FredFoobaz

8.3

[DScrub can just call it a shill review. But what can I say - I like this place]

I had the rare opportunity to visit this Wednesday. The club now opens at 6 PM (closed Mon…

review
published 3 yrs ago
A rare disappointing time at Beemers
reviewed by
tuscl

4.0

Beemers has been my favorite club in the area. As usual parking is free and there is plenty of it. Cover is $5. Two bouncers / cover takers. A hot blonde…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Good Bar Food
reviewed by
Boaz

6.7

I don't get in here often because it is not open during the day and I don't have many excuses to get out at night, but today I was able to slip in around 5:30,…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Has Potential !!!
reviewed by
Blue106

6.3

First time visiting this place. It's located right next to one of the big parking ramps downtown so walking there was a breeze. Entrance fee was $10. Walked in and got a beer at…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Dalls TX strip clubs
posted by
Redbaron12

Guys, Im in Dallas for a few days. Do any of you have recommendations for the best strip clubs in the area? Thanks in advance.

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Conservatives Call For Return To Traditional Strip Clubs With No Kids Or Drag Qu
posted by
shadowcat

U.S.—Conservatives are calling for a return to traditional strip clubs with no kids or drag queens present, marking a dramatic departure from modern sensibilities in favor of the simple old-fashioned deviancy they're used to.

"Back in…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Ass for a tank of gas
posted by
elmer

Seems like a great value to me I'd even throw in a cherry slurpee

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discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Can You Come See Me Tonight?
posted by
psycho_trick

Except for wyd OTC texts, these are the sweetest messages to receive early from hot CFs.
Yes, it means 'can u bring me money tonite', but I still appreciate them making the effort.

I know robs get…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Talent-Looks so-so; Skills-good
reviewed by
RockAllNight

6.3

Shares large free parking lot (and $5 daytime cover) with Scores next door. Still doing the ID scan. Long, narrow club with pool tables where dancers often congregate on the right. To the left is…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Frankfurt Report
posted by
jackslash

Frankfurt Report

Note: at this time 1 euro = $1.06 US

I didn't want to spend the first week of June in Frankfurt, having sex with hot Eastern European women. But someone had to do…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Naomi Is I Moan Backwards
posted by
psycho_trick

Do you have an audio/moan fetish?
It's called auralism.

TDLR: Kinda long but some good, fun points.
mindbodygreen.com

When the conversation turns to dances, confirming that she can fake orgasms/whispered moans is her ticket to ride with me. (almost…

ARTICLE
published 3 yrs ago
Old girlfriend. Not. But holy crap! Unexpected encounter…
written by
Jriley67

So, I was in LA for work a week ago. Had some meetings get postponed so i wound up with a free Thursday afternoon and evening and decided to have a little bit of fun.

I started off at a poker room and did pretty well (for me) turning $400 into $1800. I then decided to play tourist…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Rare Mass Club Visit
reviewed by
skibum609

8.0

After reading Loper's review I thought I would check this place out and I did have realistic expectations because this is a Massachusetts club and not a Providence club. My expectation was that this…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Dead during the day, but managed to have a good time with one of the twins
reviewed by
stripper_friend

7.7

Decided to check out this place that I haven't visited in years. It changed a lot from what it used to be. Used to be more of a dive bar/strip club years ago with cheap-ass…

review
published 3 yrs ago
CL, Dependably Decent!
reviewed by
magnumisland77

7.0

Back at my local with some money burning a hole in my pocket! Mostly the same as it ever was: First stage has a wraparound bar which puts you about 10-12 feet from…

review
published 3 yrs ago
First experience in Canadian Strip Club. There was a dancer with anal plug.
reviewed by
venroc

7.7

I visited this place when it just opened. I was wondering why this club was categorized as adult entertainment rather than strip club however, I could not find a huge difference.

This club does not accept…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Fun Friday
reviewed by
Kixks

7.7

I visited last Friday (6/3/22) for my second time ever at this club. The last time I went was during the week and there was no cover, but on Friday they charged $25.

At…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Average visit
reviewed by
Thrasher330

7.0

Went in on a weekday around 5ish. Parking lot still the same with the gravel. There were a few cars in the lot. Walked in, bathroom was to your left. I think they had some…