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Toronto, ON. I just got a ticket so I was a little gun shy about parking but I didn't see a sign where I was across the street so fuck it let's give it another…

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. I was just at Larry Flynts next door. I left my car in the shared lot and just walked over. As I was coming up, several cleveland police officer were outside…

Toronto, ON. Wednesday night. I just came from a Blue Jays game so I wanted to check out the strip clubs. Ok I parked on the street around the corner, I was not even in…

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night around 10. In the Flats right under the Cleveland Memorial Shoreway. There's also sort of night spots around here, comedy club, bars. I saw parking was $10 on a sign, I…

Went on a Tuesday afternoon. Tuesday is a specials day where crown and down is $3. Sat at the bar after entry and there was one girl on the main stage and a girl on…

Cleveland, OH. Larry Flynts, right next to diamond. Parking lot, free under the bridge. Looks like there is a guy in a van monitoring the lot. Walk up a couple guys, pat down, ID check.…

So went back to Jiggles after a long hiatus. And I must say, the talent was way better than any previous visit. This was Friday evening, so I guess it should be their…

Toronto, ON. Looks like an old theater. There looked to be an attendant at the lot, I didn't feel like paying anything so I just parked right down Pembroke street. The area seems ok. Apparently…

Boring Tuesday, decided to test out the Landing Strip. It's located in the BOWELS of the Ronkonkoma industrial park. As previous reviewers have stated, inside there is a pool table as you go in. To…

This review describes a Saturday night visit from May 2022, the weekend that the Formula 1 race was in Miami, which may have explained why the cover charge was $15 rather than what the club…

I'd heard good things about Silver Slipper.
Damn, how I wish I hadn't listened to the people saying those things.
Went on a Saturday, and walked into a club with a fat woman 'dancing' naked on stage,…

Maybe I’m spoiled. I live near a couple clubs that I rather enjoy - clubs where the dancers are playful, drinks can be had, and not everybody is walking around with their hand out.…

$50 to valet park or park off the side of the road. I decided that I would use the money for the cover instead. Bad idea ! There were a row of cars off the…

I hadn’t been here in some years because I only visit Jacksonville on business. $10 cover charge , which is great , however they don’t serve alcohol. 1 drink minimum and decent selection of beverages.…

Visited Venus for the first time. There were two girls working and one guy at the desk. He asked me to talk to girls and they will explain me.

I went inside and spoke to the…

Chicago, IL. Friday night around 11. I believe it used to be called Pink Pony. Right near the University of Illinois Chicago campus. Not the hood. I parked right on Polk right outside the club.…

I seem to be on a self-guided tour of all the Seattle area clubs. Based on reviews of this place I did not have high hopes but I was in the area and had half…

Went with a group of friends to the new Lido Lounge at 20 West 20th Street in Flatiron on a Thursday night with an invitation from Le Rouge Lounge. Admission was $20 a person and…

So I had some extra time so i figured , i stop by and see what’s going on .

It was $10 upon entry and as i came in I saw the horrible layout was…

Stopped by Vivide today, parked at the front (free parking if you go early enough) and after the pat down, paid $10 at the door. On entry, the top side was empty (is that side…

Ventured into Pin-Ups on Saturday around 1130pm. On a previous visit and review, I think I remembered and relayed the wrong parking prices. On Saturday night, parking was $60 in front, $40 on the side…

Chicago, Il. Friday night. Up on the Northside. I ate a fuck ton of Chicago food before this so I made sure I took my diarrhea here. TMI? Go to hell. Yeah Johnnies, Ricobene's and…

I had visited the Silver Slipper earlier in the evening, and having come away mostly disappointed, I decided to drop into High Heels. It's still a pain in the ass to find if you haven't…

In town for business, I managed to beg out of yet another dinner/evening with coworkers to check out Treasures. After navigating the Houston roads, traffic and construction (it seems like it takes an hour…