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I went in the early evening on a weekday, so I guess I shouldn't have high expectations. The club itself is nice, well laid out, but it was totally empty when I went. A bunch…

Quick Summary

Vibe: Regular strip joint
Cover: $25
Drinks: $6 water
Girls: 7-9's
Dances: $20, good mileage
Extras: No

I visited Temptations on a Monday evening arriving about 8:30. It's very conveniently located in the Power and Light district and was an…

The strip club scene in Huntsville has been lackluster to say the least and after visits to both scores and bucks found myself motivated to go home.

Traffic was a b leaving so I was…

So, first visit to double vision, we gotta make sure we're clear on one thing, as far as I can tell based on the girls I interacted with, you're not going to be finding any…

This was my first time at at Wiggles. There arent many good options in NWI/Chicagoland that I know of. I had read some good reviews and thought it would be worth a shot. I parked…

$20 cover. Got singles a bucket of ice since it's byob.
Layout... bar area immediately in front as you walk in. This is where you pay also.
On the opposite side of where you pay is…

As mentioned in some of my other reviews, I like this place because it has a laid-back feel in the afternoons, which is when I usually go. Also there is a dancer that I have…

Went by on a Wednesday afternoon. Got there around 4, so there wasn’t a cover. Bar is to the right as you come in and there are three stages, though only one was being…

This was my 3rd trip to Lustys within the past year. First time I went in, walked out 10 minutes later. My second trip was better but this time there was a lot…

Every year since 2014 (except for 2020, the Year of the Lost Summer) I have visited Battle Creek and spent an evening at Heartbeats. This year I have that pleasure twice: a weekend in April…

I would recommend but a bit pricey. The entrance of the club was well lit and looks like a sports bar. Seemed like the standard ID check and pat down but don’t specifically…

A quick lunchtime visit brought a couple of surprises, was unsure about the opening time as I got there at 1:15, sign said 12:00 and there were plenty of cars in the lot.

The inside has…

As a person used to LA/City of Industry clubs. This club provides great value.
First of all the entrance fee is only $5 at night which is quite the steal as I’ve read that other…

Arrived around 9:00 p.m. to a full parking lot behind some other buildings off the main road with some 20 plus cars. $5 cover, and the doorman thoughtfully said there were 5 girls working. I…

I made my way here on Monday afternoon after having an appointment in downtown STL. I had first planned on just going to Country Rock, but Google said it was closed in the afternoons…

Arrived at the club around 4:30 on a weekday and was no cover charge. The main stage is right when you walk in and fairly big. The dj stand is as you walk…

I hadnt been to downtown caberet since before the pandemic . I wanted to check it out so i stopped in on a thursday afternoon. First of all this club setup is beautiful one of…

For those unfamiliar, Carnival Bookstore is really three pervert destinations in one: an adult novelty/video shop (dildos, vibrators, panties, toys, etc.), a place to watch porn (personally I never partook there), and a place to…

Niagara Falls, ON. Wednesday night just after midnight. I heard a ton about this place beforehand so I had to check it out. On Lundy’s lane next to Seductions which was closed. Big parking lot.…

The place seemed pretty clean overall. The main floor had a pretty good amount of chairs. There were times I had to pull a chair away from a table so as to not sit with…