Comments by emilio42

Yeah the dances are $20 but more than a few of the girls do whip out their tits and at least a few of them have allowed me to suck their tit. The girls mostly speak Portuguese but they may understand Spanish.

The one thing that had gone away that I hope could come back was sorting within cities by overall or price. During the last update it went away and you could only sort among the top 40 strip clubs. But not the local ones.

The person who posted the review should be banned.

Ragtime has no security and no cover charge. The girls rarely even dance so the mention of choreography is complete BS. This review in no way even closely resembles Ragtime. It should be removed and the person who was ousted it should be banned.

They always have some overweight girls.

The house fee for upstairs is $30

I truly enjoyed this place and went twice already but since the address hasn’t been updated I posted my second review under the closed Temptations.

I did not inquire about VIP, I am not sure if they are offered. These girls were younger than the average strippers in the other local clubs. They all appear to be in their 20’s and most had mostly natural bodies. It didn’t give me the vibe of an extras club. But of course further research is required.

Just visited the new location and it is completely renovated from the old days as Temptations. The lap dance area is darker but the music does not pipe into the lap dance area. My dancer used her phone to play music for lap dance.

It may well have been, honestly I have been attracted to women of all shapes but the third woman at lace was utterly uninteresting and unattractive she was not ugly, just devoid of any sex appeal. . At least you could tell that the two veterans had at some point, years ago, been hot. I sometimes get those vibes with dykes, it is part of my unconscious bias against gay women.

That same functionality that is available for the Top 40 was available for all the clubs within a State or City. I don't plan to go to MX but it would be nice to know the best value in Philadelphia or Dallas or whichever big city you are in. It appears that sort feature is only available for top 40.

Yes what? Now we have to add "app" to the address. Thank you Ishmael.

I was recently there on Sunday and it was so bad it is hard to describe.

After the first day you will be fine. It may take you a day to adjust back to USA when you return.

The truth is there was one error, the lap dance area has 5 seats not 6. Other than that it is a pretty accurate description. Desert believes everything is a shill or fake review.

There is definitely a Tranny in the area. I saw one at Sunrise a few months ago, it may be the same one. It was pretty sad because the actual girls, specifically the Dominican girls at Sunrise, were treating him like shit and didn't want him around. I agree with the majority that Go Go may be better without the Trans; however let's be honest, 5th Ave is basically a brothel. The girls do little to no dancing and make all their money with extras in the back. Under these circumstances, then I am alright with him having a safe place to work rather than on some street corner where children may be exposed to these shenanigans.

I love that desertscrub has become so infamous to the point that a preemptive Fuck You is in order.

I can confirm there are Russian girls there every day. This place has a mix of Eastern Europe, Latinas from every country including Brazil, Dominican, Cuban, Puerto Rican, Colombian and Venezuelan, there are at least two Spaniard girls so Western Europe is also represented, I have only rarely seen African Americans although there are quite a number of Dominicans of African decent as well as one black Colombian. The only Asian girl that I have seen, it turned out after speaking to her was also a Russian of Mongolian decent. So yes they definitely have Eastern Europeans. HP was one of the most diverse lineups of any club in New Jersey.

Papi one more thing you mentioned his accomplishments and I struggle to comprehend what they were. From what I recall, in four years Trump only ever signed one piece of actual legislation which was the tax bill which although it did benefit any person who earns over $259k per year it also eliminated the state tax deduction above $10k so the vast majority of middle class homeowners actually wound up paying more at the end of the year. The fact is that for 98% of the population that earns less than $259k per year, Trump fucked us. He said he’d lower our taxes and I thought he had when I saw my paycheck and I had an extra $100 every 2 weeks, but then April comes around and my taxes actually increased by $9,000. We must be stupid to keep supporting these assholes that keep screwing us every way they can.

Papi: I truly respect your opinions about strip clubs, But on politics you are mistaken. The fact is Trump is and has always been a con man. He lies constantly and he takes advantage of anyone around him. He is the ultimate hypocrite. Just one thing alone proves this. When Obama was president Trump would criticize Obama for playing too much golf and stated that if he were president he wouldn’t have time to play any golf. He is then elected and in 4 years plays more golf than Obama, Bush, and Clinton combined in 24 years, and every weekend that he’d play golf at his private club he would bill and the US government would have to pay exorbitant fees of over $1 million per weekend for him and his secret service to stay at his own club. So yes, orange man is bad.

RW I voted to not publish your review because it simply did not have any details about the club or the dancers. Your post seems to be I went to a club spent a lot of money drove drunk then met and slept with the bartender the next day. Now mind you this is your one and only review on the forum. The reason we post is to share useful information that others can use in deciding whether or not to visit the club. Also this being a public forum you have to be aware that LE can read this and you posted that the club allowed you to have 11 drinks then drive. Thank God you got home safe but you must understand that this can be used against the club, and what nobody wants is greater scrutiny by LE and potential fines or even suspension of a liquor license. Happy Hunting!

They never have a cover at this place. In Jersey the vast majority of clubs are go go bars which are not supposed to charge a cover vs the nude bars which do. Also if the place has no liquor license and it is byob then there is usually a cover.

The last paragraph is actually from panyfetishjer’s review. If you read the two reviews back to back. You realize that the last paragraph was from the previous review by a different enthusiast.

Singing not signing

I apologize for the bitching, I have been posting reviews since the site started and my rejected review had plenty of details to help someone decide whether or not to visit this place. It is just that some guys recently on the site just state that every review is a shill review. Now if a guy arrives and the only post ever is a 5 star review signing the praises of one particular club it’s probably an ad. But, I have been posting reviews for 10 years and I’ve reviewed dozens of strip bars and I post both the good and the bad. I honestly feel that the guys that constantly say everything is a shill review are probably the same guys responsible for shill reviews.

This review is not for this club. You mention bikini bar next to DMV that is Lace Wayne. You posted under Lace West Nyack which is topless across from landfill.

Muddy: You are in fucking NYC. There are 4 million women in the city and there are literally hundreds of thousands of hoes just a cab ride away. Unless the chick is miss universe, there is no reasonable justification for flying anyone in. I guarantee you have at least 3 spots for incall within a 10 minute walk anywhere in the city.

That’s 3.5 hours daily multiplied by 6 days per week. 3.5*6=21

MadMax: the staff said they open at 11 pm and they close at 2:30 am for a total of 3.5 hours. In military time that’s opening at 2300 closing at 0230

If you look in the forums there are literally 24 hour Korean Spas. They do require you contacting them and verification. They typically advertise on bedpage.

Correct Shakers has been closed for the past two years since COVID began, which leads me to believe that this review is suspect. Especially when every other review complains about the shitty mileage at this club. How likely is it that the one guy who gets decent mileage here also experiences an aggressive dollar parade at a club that has been long closed? I assume that Jedsnow hasn’t been to either of the clubs, because just to make clear, if you had been to both clubs when they were both open in 2019. At that time and going back over 20 years SD has always had a more aggressive Dollar Parade compared to Shakers.

I never give specifics as far as VIP mileage goes only because this is a public forum and I don’t want anyone to get in trouble. It goes without saying that YMMV but I the mileage I received in the VIP was similar to the mileage I’ve received when I’ve traveled to Brazil or Mexico or Colombia.

In all truthfulness, I’ve never been a fan of Pelosi, but this is some gangster move that is worthy of admiration. She basically gave a big fat middle finger to Biden and basically called China’s bluff. She deserves to be the most powerful woman in America and if you hate her it is only because you have been brainwashed by the two party system that pits Americans against each other for inconsequential differences. The fact is she’s brought billions of federal dollars into her state and she has excelled at representing the constituents of her state more than any other politician. I am glad she went to Taiwan, other politicians spend the same amount of money playing golf.

This place has no cover charge and I parked curbside across the street, there were plenty of spaces, they do not have a parking lot. I did notice the other vehicles park partially on the sidewalk so I did the same.

Keep in mind Biden is a diagnosed stutterer. Sometimes when he speaks he may come off as confused, but if you actually read the transcript of what he is saying. He is actually the most kind and moderate president we have had in 40 years. I don't think he was anybody's favorite but let's be honest, the only reason he won is because Trump totally sucked. Any other Republican in the country would easily have beaten Biden. As a matter of fact, for the next election it is a sure thing that if he runs again Biden will loose to any candidate except Trump. The Democrats literally are planning to support Trump in the primaries so they can own him in the general election. If that wasn't enough, just think the only piece of legislation in 4 years of Trump presidency was a federal tax cut that placed a cap on the state tax exemption. What that means is that while most middle class families saw a lowering of their income tax by a couple of hundred dollars every two weeks. The law increased what they owe on state taxes by thousands of dollars per year. So when people filed their taxes a lot of people discovered they owed money or if they had been expecting a refund, it was a third of what it would have been before the Trump tax scheme. I have done the math and it is really simple. Any household whose income is mostly from capital gains and earns greater than $437,000.00 per year was better off with the Trump tax scheme. Any Household that makes less than $35,000 and do not own a home,it made no difference, because they don't pay taxes at all and what they do pay gets returned when they file. Finally, any household that earns between $35,000 and $437,000 and owns a home wound up paying more. The problem is that 99% of Americans earn between 35k and 437k, so his only legislation actually hurt the very people that voted for him, in order to subsidize his own family and his wealthy friends. We definitely need younger politicians if we want this country to be great.

As I mentioned in my review of Lace. This place is officially dead to me. I would rather go to Stilettos in Nanuet. (By the way Stilettos never reopened after the pandemic and the building was demolished 2 months ago) So yes I would rather stand in an empty lot than go to Lace. It is a shame because there was a time 30 years ago when the place was actually a lot of fun. The problem is that those same hot girls from the 1990s are still working there. They are no longer hot 20 year olds, these women are now beyond middle aged and no matter how many surgeries they do, any 20 year old will be hotter than any 50 year old. Lace Rest In Peace.

Prior to COVID the door was $5. Currently it is $10 except Friday and Saturday after 6:00 pm when it goes up to $20. If you arrive before that time you pay the usual $10.

I just read my own rambling response and I realize I must be drunk. Happy hunting!

Thanks for the comments. Yes it does sound like some dancer ad, in all honesty I have been going to strip clubs for 40 years. I have seen great dancers all over the country. If you read my previous reviews my all time favorite club was the now defunct Fuego in Annapolis. Now those girls could work a pole, yes those were 50 foot poles and the place used to get lines down the block because it was open until 6 am and every other bar would close around 2 am. I will never forget the $5 lap dances which had more contact than most $20 dances in Jersey. I will never forget the 3 tiers for $10 you would get a nicer leather recliner with a bit more privacy or for $20 you’d have a private area behind a curtain with actual beds. All in all I have extremely fond memories. With that saidTitillations is nothing like that. They have hot looking girls but these girls don’t really make an effort to entertain the guest. Many of them just walk up and down like they are on a fashion runway modeling lingerie. Most of the girls especially the Russians don’t even bother to dance nowadays. With that said yes C.C. blew me away. In terms of entertainment she delivered. With that said different guys have different tastes. I happen to love Sushi my best friend Brian hates sushi, he loves beef jerky. Neither one is better it all depends on individual taste. With that said there is beef jerky at every fucking gas station and convenience shop. But in all honesty, outside of Japan, it’s hard to find great sushi. I live in New York City and even here there are only about 5 places I could recommend. In my opinion this dancer represents that hard to find sushi place. But if you like beef jerky there is always Vic’s Place.

The lap dance area has definitely changed from years ago. They used to be individual self contained booths with a curtain in front and plenty of privacy; you used to be able to get FS for about $80 in the lap dance booths. Now it is an open area separated by sheer curtains and individual stripper poles in front of each chair. There is no privacy and no FS unless you do VIP. The VIP prices today are $130 to the house plus what you negotiate with the girl. The old pricing was, if I recall correctly, $35 to the house that later went up to $50 then $90 and now $130. Also it used to be mainly Brazilians now it is mainly Dominicans.

Joker: If you read my review, you will clearly see that I did not have nor did I inquire about a lap dance. I did not see the VIP area nor do I know the price. To be honest, with the one ugly girl that was working, any price would be too much. As a matter of fact, I believe that she should have to pay me for a lap dance. So why did I focus on these trivial details? Well, I had previously submitted a review and it was rejected for not having enough details about the club. This club is completely generic, there is nothing whatsoever that stands out about the club, but apparently, guys want these unimportant details. So I took it to the extreme and described the minutiae of the club from the old rickety bar stools to the grey door and ramp. If you have read my other reviews you will see that I usually focus on the girls and the dances however, with this club there was nothing to review, hence the title...Sad.

Update. My girl did not look middle eastern, she is Turkish but quite honestly she looks like a typical Greek girl with curly dark hair and fair skin. IMO Greek, Turkish,and Israeli girls look very similar. As for the update, I went back to Titillations on Saturday and had a dance with a cute Brazilian. This time I went to one of the booths near the pool table and it was much more comfortable. you do not get the mirror but the seating is not as narrow. The dancer was aware of the uncomfortable seating in the elevated area and recommended we wait for one of the booths either immediately to the right of the entrance past the cigarette machine or in the back by the pool tables. I had sliders, fries, and a drink for $10, this Happy hour is insane. During this second visit the girls ranged from 7-9 I will definitely be back.

Muddy you are a man after my own heart. If you read my review from 2019 I said the same thing. Why would you want extras from these old and unattractive women. Back in 2019 I mentioned this place had a Dominican dancer who was a 1 out of 10. It is the only time and place I can remember a 1 out of 10. I know we are all looking to someday see a dime. But when it comes to women, just because you have ten pennies, that does not equal one dime.

You are absolutely correct, at Breathless YMMV and some of the girls charge as much as $3.0 for FS. But for a basic handshake I’ve paid $0.9 that’s .5 for the booth plus .4 tip that’s the same as 3 PL dances but the girls are much hotter. I figure I can go to a dive bar and get a Coors light for $3 or I can go to a craft brewery and get the most exquisite IPA for $8 they will both get me equally drunk, but as long as I can afford it, why would I ever drink the Coors? Then again, everyone has their own preferences and some guys love Coors Light.

If the only choices are grannies or trannies then of course the grannies get the nod. I am disappointed because I drove 50 minutes past Breathless in Rahway to go check out Playhouse Lounge. On the way back home I stopped at Breathless and there were 40 hot looking girls between 20 and 30 years old who were just as eager to please as any of the women at PL. Not only that, but there was no door fee, a full fucking bar, a free buffet, and lap dances are $20 not $30. There is also a more private $50 lap dance area with all extras available YMMV. I wound up getting dances with 3 of the girls at Breathless, and to be honest I am glad I went to PL because it allowed me to appreciate them more. I understand if you live near PL that may be the local spot, I just won't go out of my way when there are better Go GO Bars closer to home.

Just to clarify for the guys that are not familiar with the ficha bar concept. Just because there are no lap dances or extras at the club does not mean there is no fun to be had. At least half the girls are hookers, once you buy them a drink, the working girls will often begin a Jersey Handshake enticing you to buy more drinks, they may or may not offer you their number to hook up outside the club.

Yes but only in the VIP area, and not every girl, so YMMV. For VIP I believe the house gets 110 and then the girl charges whatever you agree to. Just make sure you know what you’re getting before you agree to anything. For example the Venezuelan girl I met that night told me upfront she wouldn’t do VIP’s translation was I don’t do extras; the assumption therefore is that if you are doing a VIP you are definitely getting extras.

Sorry for not enough details about the club. I have reviewed it in the past with those details. It's basically a neighborhood bar more than a club with an attached liquor store.

Yes, I heard from a dancer at another club they had closed it down. Perhaps this is not the most insightful review but being called a "filthy animal" sure brought a smile to my face.

I was there last night and the breakdown was about 50% Dominican 25% Colombian and 25% Brazilian. They do have a lot of girls.

I agree with you. Having been there many times over the years, including last night, your review seems legit. Also I am certain I wrote a review years ago, although the changed format of TUSCL only features the most recent reviews, personally I hate it. We can no longer see average ratings of the club. It makes this site a little less ultimate.

At your seat at the bar, you are just tipping singles. Depending on the girl it might be just as good as in the dedicated dance area. Also an update I attempted to visit this location yesterday and they have a sign up that says they are closed for renovations.

She does seem to be a skank based on your description. Always keep it covered, think about it; anything that is BB is a risk. She may seem clean, but what about the homeless dude whose cock was just in her mouth two minutes before you met her. Would you let him put his dick on your dick, maybe have a sword fight. if the answer is no to that then maybe you should avoid the BB. If you must, then CBJITC maybe your better option.

This is totally stupid. 90% of people have no idea what vampiness is, the other 10% will give you 20 different definitions. TUSCL is going downhill with these ridiculous categories. Not only that, I noticed you can no longer search for a club by state or location in the USA. There are categories for every other country but the USA you can only search "near me" . Did they ever think that perhaps members travel, and it would be nice to check out reviews of strip clubs in the cities you will be visiting. I live in New Jersey but next week I am travelling to New Mexico. I wish that I could search by state.

Your reviews are insane. I can't believe the time and effort you put into this, but thank you for great reviews.

Thanks for the clarification. I must have confused the location with another place.