Comments by londonguy

I would have thought they’d let you in free at that time of the day. But then again, it’s Vegas. I might try this place in June. Thanks for your review.

I doubt you’ll be able to research a casino girl unless she happens to advertise as an escort. TER reviews may be a good source, as well as USASEXGUIDE. SR is probably still the best strip club in town, followed by Treasures. I will be back in June after a long time away so there are a couple of clubs that will be new to me. I’d never stay in or near Fremont St. Good casino girls can be found at all of the hotels on the Strip.

^ thanks, it can certainly go one way or the other for most clubs.

@ minnow, wow - you think I'm a LS employee or a manager there?

Holy shit, that’s a lot of dosh. I have great memories of this place when it was OG. I always went in midday and would get a pass for free entry on the same night. Thanks for the detailed account of your experience.

Nice review. It’s made me less inclined to visit in June, but I probably will submit to temptation.

Our NHS has its faults but it’s feee at point of use and I’m so thankful for it.

This review was supposed to be for Hustler. Doh!

I get where you guys are coming from with being proactive. The girls were just so uninterested in working the pole or putting on a performance and when they are like that I never approach them and put money under their g-strings etc unless they are incredibly hot. I’m not holding out much hope for LS but I’ll go in with an open mind and the intention of having a good time. My flight is due in at 21:00 so hopefully I’ll be in the club by 22:00.

Nice review. I’m looking forward to going back in June.

The obnoxious blonde wanted 700, The lowest price I got was 300. I forgot to mention a big thanks to those that sent me great advice on this club and others. I will be visiting Landing Strip on Friday 29 Mar, hopefully I’ll have a good time.

What is a HOA fee?

^ No problem. I will submit a review for every club I visit.

As I will be in St Louis on a business trip from 24 Mar so this is a timely question and great reply from schmoe31415. I did start a thread about SL and ESL a while back and schmoe31415 confirms what others said. I will definitely be checking out Hustler.

Money by Pink Floyd is the best. Obviously. Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty a close second.

^ I never knew a woman could have a Penis.

@ rattdog- put your money on ‘Dusty Carpet’ - it has never been beaten.

BTW, how long can I expect to have with the girl? Is is a set time or until I 'pop my cork'? I suppose I can expect 20-30 mins?

You guys are a great help, thanks. @ RonJax2 - I haven't got a London accent at all. I set up the handle when in London one day and to make it obvious I was a Brit, though CJ thinks my handle should be LondonEnglandGuy. I actually have a mild Geordie (pronounced jawdee) accent. It's a long story and won't bore everyone to death. Essentially tough I am still obviously English.

@ 3131, thanks for that. I like the last bit of your post :-). I'll try an 'put their hip out' lol. Not long to go now. I'm taking circa $1.5 k, that should be enough.

I heard someone say that Chess is racist, because white goes first. PMSL.

@ RonJax2. Thanks for the tips/advice. I already have the intention of going to FC on the layover from LHR to St Louis and FC and one other on the layover going back to UK. Can you please enlighten me about the 'skip fees' ? Over the years I have read so much about LS and FS so I am really looking forward to it. Feel free to PM me if you wish. I will be staying at one of the bunch of hotels just North of the airport. I will go to one or two STL clubs at most, just for the sake of saying I have been. Warsaw was a bit of a let-down but that was partly due to me procrastinating. @shailynn, not sure to be honest about that one.

CJ, that's Detroit, Michigan, USA and St Louis, Missouri, USA

Easy to answer this one. It's Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd. And Rick(y) Beato agrees with me. I had the good fortune to see Gilmour play it live in London a few years at a Roger Waters concert.

Pass. She’s carrying too much weight for my liking.

@wld4tatas. Thanks for that. I’ve read a few good comments on ISG about the massage places. They are only supposed to give a HJ but it’s not uncommon to get a BJ. As you say FS is not on offer. Currently at LHR waiting to board 👍

@ CJ, yes, they haven't moved the city and the borders remain the same. @ Shadowcat - thanks. I know where NOT to go now,

My outlook on life is I’d rather regret what I’ve done than what I didn’t do.

Pretty in the face but not my type body wise

I usually wear either smart casual shoes or trainers (sneekers?). Chino (cargo?) trousers (pants) and usually a sports related top like a t shirt or sweatshirt by Adidas, or something smarter if going to a SC etc. Sometimes venture out in shorts when it’s hot, which isn’t often .

@ Ronjax2 - Unfortunately San Diego is a 'little' further than St Louis. However, I have already been thinking about staying over in Detroit for at least one night on the way home. My last day there for work is probably going to be the last Friday in March so I can use the 'visiting friends' excuse. I hope to make it to TJ one day.

I would like to read but link doesn’t work for me. @ Rockstar666 - I couldn’t agree more with you.

@Ronjax2. The penny just dropped, to see the East St Louis listing I had to go to the Illinois section. Thanks for your reply.

On the contrary twentyfive, they would have sent me to London in that case :-)

The only thing that is risk free is abstinence when it comes to sex. I’m at a loss to understand what is involved with protected DATY, to me you either do it properly or not at all.

You guys are so reliable, thank you very much. @ Shailynn, yes I would appreciate any recommendations. I’ll be staying at The Sahara, not my first choice but it seems ok and the price was right in the package deal. Thanks for the other info. The flight from LHR, hotel and car rental cost total was circa $1,000. I’m comfortable driving a LHD car but from what you guys say I think COI may be my best option. I’ll check out the clubs there as much as I can on here but all recommendations are appreciated either here or PM. Thanks for the TJ advice but it may be a bit too far for me. The UK is about the same size as Oregon so I’m used to much shorter journeys. I’m going alone this year so I’ll have a lot more freedom to do what I want when I want. Really looking forward to my trip, love going to your country.

I’m pretty certain these girls are just whores that will rip you off or rob you, possibly both. Stick to the clubs and try and get an OTC.

If it wasn’t for locals FKKs would be out of business:

My opinion summed up perfectly by CMI. I once saw a stripper in her room for $500, she had originally asked for more but dropped when I politely declined. The day after I saw her she sent me a text quoting $250 for another session. I didn’t feel cheated, she was just doing what they all do.

Thank you so much for your posts, I really appreciate them all. @ DrStab, yes, but it’s not my thing now. Thanks anyway. I have to say Detroit really appeals it’s just a shame Virgin Atlantic do not fly there, hence the restrictions. Thanks again, you’re a great bunch of guys.

Taking their butt plug out?

The escort /prostitution services providers in New Zealand are of very low quality. You’d have to search for a long time to find someone suitable. You’d think that with it being legal in NZ that the opposite would be true but this is not the case. I think the same would be true of brothels and FKKs in Germany, if they relied solely on German nationals they’d be closed within a day or two.

Muddy, that was so funny. Thank you.

I’ve been to the White House a couple of times, though the last time was 2019. I can’t remember showing my ID back then but wouldn’t have a problem showing my passport now. I’m going to New Zealand on 7 January but will probably give all clubs a miss this time.

^^^ PMSL.

I wouldn’t pay $20 to see U2. Especially as Bono said recently he hates the band name and most of the songs.

@ Motörhead. Goths are a weird lot anyway.

I don’t think young British people can be regarded as having strong either way about the USA from my interaction with them. I have worked alongside many over the years and I rarely if ever heard any of them saying negative things. Some of the comments in this thread really made me laugh, especially the one where we’d be called Gross Britannian, that’s such a stupid statement. The last time we were successfully invaded was 1066, our defences weren’t so strong then. By the way you didn’t come to our aid, we won the Battle of Britain without any help from the USA. You did come to help liberate Europe and defeat the Germans but please don’t think YOU won the war, the Allied Forces won the war. As a nation we give thanks to your effort in Europe during WW2. It certainly shortened the war. There’s good and bad in every race, no race is perfect, not even Americans

I’ve said this one before when in the U.S. when the girl has realised not only do I look like Daniel Craig but I am obviously English as well. Me “have you got any English in you”? Girl “ I don’t think so” Me “would you like some”? Amazingly some don’t get it.

Guy “ You look like my second wife” Girl “ That’s nice, how many times have you been married ? Guy “once”

Once heard in an FKK from a girl to a guy as an introduction “ I’ve come all the way from Romania to be fucked hard by you”.

I’ve never known a politician speak the way he does. He seems to have one level of tone and never seems to display any passion in his speeches or when he’s talking. I suppose none of this matters as long as he’s doing a good job, but I’m not qualified to give an opinion on that.

It’s reading things like this that reminds me how grateful I am that we have the NHS, free at point of use for everyone no matter what their condition is. That said, it’s nowhere near perfect.

I wouldn’t sign up for Brazzers even if it was free.

I don’t think I am in much of a position to comment but I have seen many clips of parents standing in front of panels expressing their outrage at woke gender shit being introduced to their young children. A teacher having an OF account is trivial by comparison IMHO.

^^^ No problem. It happens.

@wld4tatas - there are clubs in Europe that run along the same way as the ones you describe, though probably not in Germany. I know that Austria has and there is one top class one in Zurich, Switzerland and I think there may be one in Prague. The ones in Austria and Switzerland are on my 'to-do' list. In the FKKs in Germany it is not unknown to get digits from a girl and see her outside the club for a meal and a bang, no clue on the prices though. There are two brothels in Barcelona where the girls come and see you one at a time and you take your pick, the percentage that are 9s and 10s is far higher than most of my FKK experiences. I think there must be many clubs of the type you mention elsewhere in Europe. I'd love to do the clubs in SA, maybe one day if I can wangle it through work. Incidentally I was speaking to one guy at Oase on my last visit, he urged me to go to Dubai, apparently it's magnificent - girls meet guys in hotel bars in big numbers all over the city, everyone knows what is happening but the authorities turn a blind eye.

Berlin. Munich and Hamburg all have at least one FKK in the city, or nearby. Artemis is in Berlin, I have never been but word is that it is not as good as it once was. Frankfurt is the place to go to for what is widely regarded as having the best clubs within a reasonable distance. Next best is Dusseldorf, I have been there and there are some good clubs there. These are non-nude clubs. Girls prices are a bit cheaper I hear.

@ funonthaside - I can't remember how I activated it last time but I know it wasn't that I had to provide another number. Maybe because of security issues things have changed. As far as dance prices are concerned, jeez I can just check the reviews now I have VIP. Doh !

Thanks for posting the review. It's encouraging that you had some dances with high mileage. I'm looking forward to my trip even more now.

The clip of her getting fucked is obviously an old one, she looks barely 18 in it. AFAIK she hasn't done boy/girl for a long time, in fact I was surprised to see this clip. She will perform with a guy, usually in a threesome, but the most she does is handjobs. She does mildly hot lesbian.

25 - if you are going to Barcelona you're in for a treat. It's been a while since I was in Florida, I went 10 years in a row a while back. My parents owned a villa close to Disney, dad even had a car in the garage after passing his U.S. test. Sadly they sold up.

I need a SIM with a one-month contract only.

YOLO as the saying goes. I'm probably the one of the easiest guys to get along with 25 so would gladly share a few beers.

I will be writing an article on this. It will hopefully include all the required info.

Oase review just submitted....this is worth waiting for guys (I hope). For those of you that have not been to an FKK, I urge you to go.

Currently composing Sharks review, Oase review to follow asap. Apologies for the delay.

Thanks for the responses guys, I will be sure to include the details as stated in your above replies and any others that come in. With regard the pricing, it is set by the girls directly, clubs have no say in the matter. I don’t ever worry about catching STIs as the girls have to check for everything on a regular basis. The new prices are 100/30 and 150/60 but some girls try it on with unsuspecting guys from the U.S. and the Far East.

Taxi drivers carry fake photos of escorts and ask you to pick a girl, it’s then bait and switch time and you’ll be seeing an escort as if you’d called a number on those mobile advertisements going up and down the Strip. Stay well away from these girls.

Glad you’re having a good time Jackslash, it’s a place that is on my bucket list. I’ll be in Frankfurt 9/15 to 9/17 :-)

Personally I don’t give a shit where she says she is from as long as she gives good service. Just as she doesn’t give a shit where I am from as long as I spend money on her. Does all this woke shit have to enter ever aspect of life?

Liz Hurley, Roast Dinner. Samantha Bekinsale and Pizza a close second

The organisers of the U.S. Open should be ashamed of themselves giving a wildcard to Venus Williams. I’m sure there are many young American girls in their early stages of their tennis careers who would love the chance to experience playing instead of giving it to a has been like Williams. Williams herself should be ashamed too.

How about 43 years of age tennis players ranked 530 in the world that has not won a Grand Slam event for 15 years?

“When the power of love is greater than the love of power there will be peace.” Jimi Hendix

You could use the Telegram App. Mine is linked to a burner phone but you can link it to any name of your choice instead of a number.

Will the jury be loaded with people that vote for the Democrats?

Great actor. I saw a documentary in which all the different takes to do the scene where Gus meets his end was filmed, all behind the scenes stuff. It was incredible the work that went into that one scene. Mark Magolis featured a lot in it where he wasn’t in shot on the final take. Breaking Bad is easily one of my favourite shows. Aaron Paul was terrific.

* put it better

*better

@ twentyfive, I couldn’t have put it Bef. Thanks

FWIW my advice would be to forget about the idea of using escort agencies. Your experiences so far speak for themselves, I’m only surprised that you didn’t include an account of being robbed. In my relatively limited experience based on five consecutive annual visits I would never entertain the idea of using escorts ever again no matter what the source, and that includes Indies found on TER. I always find a great stripper that will do OTC, maybe that’s due to luck or a combination of that and girls felling a little bit more comfortable from a LE point of view doing it with an English guy. Another source I have success with is casino girls, with a little effort you can find a great girl at a much more reasonable price than those you have been quoted. You just have to be careful to follow good practice to protect yourself and your wallet.

Does one of the clubs in Tampa still have a live cam link to the stage? I think it is one on the opposite side of the road to Mons Venus, Odyssey 2000 or something?

^^ experiences like yours are what makes this hobby worth it. Some of my best lap dances have been in Vegas. I’m so looking forward to going again on 3/23. Treasures is always a go to club for me.

Don’t us guys do the same thing, we turn down a girl with “maybe later” or something similar then a few moments later a hot 10 lands in our laps giving us an immediate boner and we are sold in milliseconds? It’s all part of strip club life.

I’m guessing following the rules avoids a ban. I had one a long time ago. You just need to set up a new burner phone number and email account. Then follow the rules.

Probably between 500 and 1,000. Maybe more, depending on how flushed I am and the talent pool.

You guys that have only been to Sharks need to consider Oase next time. There’s a 50/50 split on which is the better of the two clubs. My own preference is Oase because I’ve always found the standard and number of girls to be slightly higher. I’ll probably be at Sharks on day one and Oase the following day.

Apologies for the double post. Use this thread if you prefer

^^^ exactly, there are no pockets in shrouds.

Kashmir by Led Zeppelin. Played from start to finish a $20 dance would be great value.

He’s across here today, they put on a ceremony for him but I don’t know why. Sooner he fucks off home the better.

I don’t want to think about it, but I estimate that at least 90% was money well spent and that is what matters to me.

Thanks Muddy, I think I have seen it before but I want to watch it again, I have seen a lot of Rick’s “what makes this song great “ videos. I don’t think there’s anyone more knowledgeable than Rick.

@ rattdog, yes they were. Rarely an hour or two without hearing one of their songs on the radio. @ Shadowcat, I try think the closest to the were The Hollies.

Foreplay/Long time is fantastic, very creative and in its day ground breaking. More than a feeling is a track I never tire of listening to.

Check the ISG site Rick. There is probably some good intel there. Will you be able to get to Germany?

The only thing I don’t like is the resort fees, that’s legal robbery and a rip-off. And now there’s a daily car parking charge. Sheesh.

You guys are amazing, I’m so grateful for the suggestions and advice. I went with my brother in law for five consecutive years from 2008 and we did the popular tourist things including a helicopter ride into the canyon and landing at the base. He’s been many time since but this is my first since 2012. He’s not into going to clubs but apart from that we like the same stuff. Poker is not my thing but I love Craps and Blackjack. A good run without a seven having all the numbers covered is great with a full table. Any other suggestions, advice or tips would be appreciated Thanks again guys, I owe you all a pint.

Is this a deal breaker for you? Can’t you just go outside when you need a ciggy?

Lockjaw - chin wag is one of many slang terms for a conversation between friends.

@shafow/shailyn - yes we usually find plenty of things to do. I’m going with my brother-in-law but he doesn’t hit the clubs so I fly solo. From 2008 we went five years on the bounce for a week and always wished we went for longer. We always go and see some shows as well. Good idea Jackslash, already booked though. There’s a chance I may be going to Detroit anyway for work.

It’s ok Elmer, I’m taking a shit loaf of dosh. It’s too far for three nights only.

I will be pleased if this is the case as I’m going in March. I got a shock when I looked at the club from the outside on Google Maps. Is it on two levels now?

They are cutting production to stabilise or increase prices? FFS , how fucking rich do they want to be beyond their immense wealth. How about they do something for the world economy instead of thinking about their own fucking wealth.

No doubt they will want an extra $? For a tiny little accessory or peripheral on top that won’t be included as it should be, just like they do with iPhones.

Orlando is terrible, even worse than London and that’s saying something.

Thanks, GMD

Help me out guys…..liberals, conservatives, left, right etc. which terms are attributed to Republicans and which to Democrats? Over here, left is Labour Party and right is Conservative Party, though you would not think so with the present Government.

Totally irresponsible.

Wise words CMI.

Definitely a unique artist with very memorable songs.

I agreed a price of $500 for an hour with the hottest dancer at Rhino in Vegas one year. I arrived in her plush room at her Hotel on the strip. She was easily one of the best girls I have ever paid sex for in terms of looks and performance . I stayed for three hours in the end, drinking, sharing stories and shagging.

* but an average. Apologies for typo.

A lot of Scouse people (people from Liverpool) think he thinks Liverpool isn’t good enough for him any more. He was a fantastic song writer but an BBC average singer at his peak. He’s dreadful now and should have retired donkeys years ago.

He’s not particularly well liked in his home city though.

Shailynn, it’s a tiny minority of people here and getting smaller by the day. I heard about the Oprah thing, it wouldn’t surprise me if she wanted to run for President. She and Harry are so far up themselves. Pair of pillocks.

Either or, it’s size and shape that are important to me. A nice small one is my preference.

I wish the pair of them would just fuck off to Antarctica.

Check out ISG.

You guys must have a strange legal system over there. He was found guilty but he said he has never met her? Maybe he was sleep walking?

I never monger when in Hungary. The clubs are rip offs, the escort scene is shite and there’s a high chance of being mugged or ripped off by high class girls that walk around the tourist parts looking for victims.

Oh FFS CJ, put a cork in it.

We will agree to disagree Mark. As for Brexit, that is being hindered mostly by the anti-Brexit civil servants slowing things down. If Labour win power at the next election I suspect there will be moves to rejoin the EU.

Mark, I think that’s a case of timing. I watched a very informative documentary as to why Putin invaded when he did. There’s nothing Trump could have done other than putting boots on the ground in Ukraine, there’s not a commentator I know of or person I have spoken to that thinks that’s a good idea.

@ Mark94. Trump could not have done a thing to stop Russia. What makes you think otherwise?

PMSL 😭

I sympathise with young men that probably have to put up with this fucking Trans shit for the rest of their lives. There’s only ONE definition of a woman. End of.

Thanks, Muddy. I think we all know who I mean !

Strip club review site member philosopher

Outies, the bigger the better.

A bit more than a tipple then.

How does an Ultra gentlemen’s club differ from a normal one?

I wouldn’t pay in advance unless it was a club rule and everyone did so. I think the worse thing is when a girl starts dancing without even asking if I want a LD and the asks for money even when I ask her to stop after a few seconds.

It seems strange to us Brits that with a population of over 300 million you might have the choice between two men that are amongst the least suitable individuals to have the most important job in the world at the next Presidential election. Can’t the parties find more suitable candidates ?

What proportion of U.S. nationals have Irish ancestors? How does it compare against others e.g. Italian, Mexican etc?

No, we have one already Motörhead.

Motörhead, I never watched Peaky Blinders, it’s set in the West Midlands, the worst of all our accents is this one.

Roundabouts are easy drew, though a lot of people don’t adhere to the rules. I have to drive to London on Thursday, every time I go it gets worse, thanks largely to that dickhead of a Mayor.

If you can access them I’d recommend two British shows. Line of Duty and Happy Valley. Both are dramas. Happy Valley third series finished recently, it was superb, the acting is incredible. It’s based in Yorkshire so some of you may struggle with the accent and slang.

You are right ATAC lol. Most people that drive on the right adjust fairly quickly to driving on the left. It helps to make sure you drive an automatic vehicle so you don’t have to worry about gear charges. Most Americans struggle with roundabouts but they are much better for traffic flow than junctions. Driving over here can be stressful, especially in or around the cities at peak times. Driving brings out the worst in a lot of British drivers, lack of patience is high on the list.

How about a ‘Reviews of Distinction’ section within club listing or separately where particularly informative reviews cover many topics. Qualification could be your judgment, recommendations or votes?

Is the old ignore function now mute? I’d like to see a return to no restrictions on the number of PM”s we can send each other, ir a sizeable increase on the current number? Being able to search a club by name would be good instead of having to go through listings? Being allowed to view a small number of full reviews daily would be nice, I know it’s an incentive to join VIP but being able to see a small number of reviews in full woul be great? I’d get rid of the VIP only room, I just don’t see the point in it, it should be an open to all forum.

I get the play on words now. It’s been a long week lol

What is murdahh?

There’s no definite answer, do what work’s best for you. Personally I rarely approach girls in a strip club unless she is exceptionally beautiful and I think it would take too long for her to get around to approaching me if the club is very busy. In some situations I purposefully make sure some girls notice me by standing in their path or walking towards them in the opposite direction.

Hopefully LAX will get the same upgrade sometime. It’s difficult to comprehend how a country like the USA can have an airport that’s a load of bollocks.

IMHO at least 90% of trans women are perverts/peadophiles/attention seeking scumbags.

@ Skibum - are you a native American descendant, if so what tribe, Sioux, Mojave, something else?

I don’t really know much about his music. Didn’t know enough about him to have an opinion as to if he was ok or a bit of a wanker. His passing got a lot of airtime on our news channels.

So many to choose from but my initial thoughts are Back in Black or Whole Lotta Rosie by AC/DC. I had the pleasure of seeing the original line-up do the latter.

I’ll play along and comment on your discussion. Did you remember to send him a Christmas card, did you get one from him last year?

$200 max Moneyman

I don’t understand how a great country like the USA has such an intolerance of consensual sex and that LE dedicates so much time to stings. Trafficking and exploitation happens the world over but there has to be a better way than so much resource dedicated to catching women agreeing to engage in sexual acts with guys willingly handing over money for said experiences.

Studme nails it with his side note.

What sort of disputes do you mean? Not being available at the appointment time? Blowjobs not without condom? I can never imagine calling a credit card company to dispute a transaction with a prostitute. Not a fan of bolt-ons or duck lips. She’s not too bad otherwise though I’m sure she’d never look as ‘good’ in real life. I’d spend an hour with her, but not for 600 or 700.

Unless you want to be ripped off or robbed DO NOT invite an escort/prostitute back to you room through calling an agency or having a taxi driver recommend an agency/girl.

Just saw a clip, maybe I’m thinking of something else

Thanks 25. I thought it was recent, apologies.

Do any of you know the series in which a girl had the power to move things around using the power of her mind? I think it’s fairly recent and had at least a second season?