- Santa Barbara is spanish for "Barbara Streisand would you plz give me a handjob"
Santa Barbara, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Santa Maria. This is like one of the wealthiest areas in...
- Tuesday Evening On The West Coast
There is not a club within 80 miles of this club, so it was either sit in my hotel room...
- Slow Monday Evening
I was on a short business trip to Carpinteria and made the short drive down the 101 to Spearmint Rhino....
- This Club Is On The Decline
I made a quick business trip to Carpinteria. Since it had been over 6 months since my last visit to...
- Boring, but not much choice around
Mostly a waste of time. There are not many options in the area, unless you want to drive to LA....
- Dead Time
So I was returning from a trip down south to TJ and I had a little urge to see some...
- Handy in the VIP
I have come here a couple times, its a pretty standard atmosphere, got in for free with military ID, not...
- Almost dull night saved by "Divine"
This one is weird, I was driving through and decided to check it out before finding my hotel.
It was around...
- The Rhino by the Ocean
I was in Carpinteria for a few days. I remembered Misty from my last visit to Spearmint Rhino, so I...
- In the Funk Zone
hepguyRetired, traveling for fun
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2 years ago
I visited Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara on Tuesday evening Tuesday August 2, 2022 from about 9:30 to 11:15 pm. ...
- Santa Barbara
I stopped by on Sunday Evening. The cover charge was $17. The doorman told me that the cover charge increases...
- Ventura County SC field trip pt. 2
Since I was in the area traveling, I wanted to check out what the area had to offer Strip Club...
- Back to Disappointing
I made another visit for the memorial day bash and it was very poorly managed. They didn't have food like...
- Find the right dancer and it is well worth it
I had a really good experience. Lots of contact and grabbing allowed. I did two topless, with two different dancers....
- Bouncer and dancers were in on it
Such a ripoff. Walked in, velt a homey vibe from the bouncer, asked who he would recommend. He said her...
- Can be fun
I’ve been going here off and on for the last year due to a life change. I typically end up...
- Should be Better, Could be Worse
I have been here a dozen times, so this is both a composite of all those visits and specifically about...
- Not too bad
I was in Santa Barbara on business and was placed in a hotel directly across from Spearmint Rhino's, how convenient...
- Visited Spearmint Rhino
Was in Santa Barbara for business and decided to check out the Spearmint Rhino which isn't far from downtown. ...
- Blast from past
daniel99Palm trees, bad bitches and wannabees
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7 years ago
It's been a while since i've went so this review is from months ago from my last visit. I used...
- Nice time in California
Came here a while back while traveling for work. Was right near a bunch of bars I'd been hopping around....
- Beautiful girls in this Santa Barbara club
The SB Rhino is unusual for SCs. First off, it is small, although not as tiny as anticipated from earlier...
- Amazing quality of dancers
Wife and I arrived on a Saturday night right at 9pm. Bouncer let us in for free because we were...
- College hotties
The club is really small, think the size of a dorm room. This is fitting because the girls are college...
- Don't Waste Your Time
I walked in at 8pm on a Friday, and I was the only guy there. Bad sign already. They serve...
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