Eastern South Dakota during Pheasant Season?

I hate to tell you this mogul ape, but I have never had good time partying with pheasants. Those birds can’t hold their liquor and they are way less fun than vultures. My advice is to seek out the ultimate party animal: pangolins. Pangolins are frickin’ cool. I was partying with some of those crazy bastards, sharin’ my Jack and tellin’ them ‘bout strategies for gettin’ rick drunk when a sexy female pangolin started to fellate me. You ever seen a pangolin tongue? That is some good shit. Just my 2 rick cents. ROAR!!!

You could DM nicespice. She may have danced at the clubs you're interested in.

I am currently in Aberdeen, South Dakota. Don’t even think about going to a Club around here. The Silver Dollar has had 1 review in the last 7 years and now I understand why. It will be nice when I am in Omaha next week.