Why do yall have the nerve to get mad that women get pregnant and have babies?

Blah what happened this time?

Opps is this why you haven't been dancing in 4 months? IUDs and the pill are pretty easy options to prevent this shit.

blah all I can say is I wish the best for any man that's dumb enough to get you preggers.

Drunk posting - it's not just for customers lol

Blah if we had a kid together the baby could look kind of like me, how awesome would that be? Just picture if Shrek was human, something like that.

I got that fixed so this ain't a thang for this guy. Sheath that blade baby

It's just stupid men who are like that. We're living in the age of idiocracy though

With a recession coming threads like this are invaluable: They remind us of why this is actually just a waste of money.

^ actually I think every single thing I do for entertainment could be considered a waste of money!

I don't normally have vaginal intercourse outside of a committed relationship (and even then better if you're married). Even had a few longterm relationships where we never did that or only did it a few times. Prefer not to do that both for practical reasons, not wanting either an unplanned child I am stuck to pay for or the even worse horror of my child being aborted against my will, as well as it violating traditional morality. Also to be honest I don't really even like it. Its what you get used to I guess. I prefer oral and manual. Its very intimate connection but physically I've never been impressed with it. It also can make me come too fast. Surprisingly many chicks are fine with that. A few weren't.

^ Dave you’re one of the guys on here that will never ever ever need to worry about getting a women pregnant. BTW what type of moron claims to be in a relationship but doesn’t like to have sex?

Just wait until the Catholic cocksuckers that run this country ban birth control! Gotta have more cogs running the great machine

Why would I want to put yet another baby in a psycho? Been there, done that. Given my luck in this arena recently I'd probably be the one who ends up having to raise the kid. Sorry but my cup overfloweth already.

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Blah what do you mean by “you all” or “y’all”?it’s quite the blanket statement covering all men, or maybe all men that you interact with? Try displacing your anger on Stripperweb, they’re more sympathetic to your needs than the men here who raise their kids by providing for them and spend time changing their diapers and waking up in the middle of the night when they cry. There are fathers on here who have raised successful children to adults, and some like me who are bringing up the next generation that will have to take care of people like yiu when yiu get old. I will reach my children to not engage with people who have severe anger issues, because they don’t have to. Happy stabbing day! I have to plan for a child’s birthday party now. I got 10 school classmates coming to the house this weekend.

^ 10 school kids at your house, you’ll be begging Blah, for the sweat release of death before the day is out 😇😇😇😇

===> "10 school kids at your house, you’ll be begging Blah, for the sweat release of death before the day is out" You ain't kidding. Been there, done that too, more than a few times, but no more. For the cost of a single stripper OTC payment, I have found several entertainment venues where I can throw birthday parties without all the headaches. The only thing I have to worry about is paying the venue and bringing the birthday cake and the kids have a blast.

You’re right, the craziness abounds and I will be wishing for quick relief maybe via Blah’s blade, but if I had to force a bunch of parents to go to a Chucky Cheese or a Peter Piper Pizza to shove crap food in their mouths in a crappy video arcade like environment, it’s worth it to go through the hassles to avoid the same old easy way out every other parent does at these kids pizza joints. I hate them and will avoid them at all costs, even my time. Kids will have a blast no matter what you, but my kids are too young to not invite the parents and siblings. I know most people wouldn’t host this at their home, but I’m all about providing unique experiences so the kids think back fondly how their day was different than a not so sterile pizza joint at chicly cheese. Next year I’m thinking about renting out pony rides so the kids can enjoy some animal interactions. It’s once a year I can plan ahead for something new. It only costs me a couple strip clubs visits that I can sacrifice, so I won’t go clubbing that month if the money was an issue. It’s more about making memories and to me a standardized venue that I rent out is just too boring. I see the attraction however with no mess and less planning involved, so I do se why so many opt for that. Maybe another year when I’m too tired to do all this planning.

^ We used to do kiddy parties at a county park back in the day sometimes at a bowling alley and even at adventurers inn easier to entertain those short attention spans and the best part was the clean-up wasn’t our hassle.

If I didn’t have my own venue that provides similar experiences to keep their attention spans going, I’d rent out something. Thankfully I don’t have to outsource this year. I feel I have more quality control doing it myself, but I’ve only done this a handful of times so the novelty hasn’t worn off yet.

Have fun and be nice to blah, you might need her. LOL

@Mate: I hear you but you'll get there eventually. I used to do all the same shit. Deck out the yard with fun stuff for the kids, haul all the supplies in and set everything up, fire up the grill and make all sorts of great food, etc. Then I'd have to spend hours cleaning up when it was all done. When you have 3 kids it really starts to get old after a while. But that doesn't mean you have to do a Chucky Cheese thing either. At least around here there are a ton of options, with activities like roller skating, laser tag, huge bouncing pits, high drops and zip lines, etc. Of course my kids are finally old enough now that their friends can be dropped off, which makes the parents happy too as they get a few hours freed up. The kids are perfectly happy with crappy pizza and sugary desserts, especially when they are having so much fun doing the activities.

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If Blah has a machete Nicespice has a butter knife!

@blahblahblah23 I will play along and comment on your discussion. Unintended/unwanted pregnancies are not “accidents.” They are predictable consequences of having sex without protection/contraception. Men and women need to be better educated about birth control and its proper use. We live in a society where the burden of birth control and reproductive responsibility rest by default on the shoulders of women; from birth control to maternity care to raising a child. Some so called men might think or say; I’m not the one that can get pregnant, so why should I have to worry about reproduction? because in their opinion women bear 100 percent of physical reproductive responsibility. I would not be mad if my ATF gets pregnant, because like Leonard said in The Big Bang Theory: “Our babies will be smart and beautiful!” :D

^^ do you ever tire of virtue signaling?

I know blah would never have a kid with my ugly ass. But, if I had one, I'd hope I could hire blah to teach my daughter how to stab anyone who tried to touch her without her permission.

^Anyone who criticizes someone else for quoting the big bang theory is most likely the single biggest douche bag on earth. What a whiny little assigned male at birth bitch.

I just learned a lot from reading Dave A’s comment! There was significant insight - into his life and beliefs - in a few sentences. I have a fantasy of taking Blah out on a date. Before we go to Five Guys, we stop at a cutlery store, and I see if I actually live long enough to eat dinner. I’m guessing my odds are very low.

The stabbing thing is old. As old as some of you lulz.

Having the potential/prospect of having to pay child support makes me always cover up no matter what she says she’s on

strap up fellas, you dont want that to be 1/5000 guy that got a sex worker prego. along with parental alienation and family court BS chances are you have a psychopath, sociopath or narcissist raising your child. 50/50 custody should be automatic.

^Facial recognition software dumb ass.

LOL. I find the whole pregnancy discussion to be funny tbh. Does anyone on here really believe that almost any of these girls would ever admit to being impregnated by a SC customer? Because once a girl pursues child support through the courts, there's no hiding it from anyone. That includes SOs, friends and family and eventually even the kids themselves. Just imagine if one of these girls drags some old ass customer (I include myself in that category) to court and he demands his full visitation/shared custody rights - LMAO. Nah, not happening. There's a reason that we endlessly discuss this on here, but not a single long time club hounds has specifically pointed to a confirmed case. With as much shit as I've done over the years, it's entirely possible that there is another kid somewhere out there with my good looks ;). But you can bet that if that's the case, she told her SO or some fuck buddy that it was his and said the same to anyone else who would listen. There is no way that almost any girl is going tell people that her child was a result of her selling sex for money. It would be a lifelong sentence of shame, ridicule and recrimination for both her and potentially the kids as well.

glad i’m snipped.

LMFAO I wonder if Iceydodo has given child support to rickdugan's baby mama. 🤯🤷

Skibum609 makes a valid point. It makes it seem highly unlikely any dancer would go through the courts - even if the dancer thought the kid was fathered by a customer.

Whether it's a stripper or not, and whether it's going to get tracked back to me or not, I don't want to inflict an unwanted pregnancy or abortion on any woman. Full stop.

Ummm, strippers do sue for child support, at least the one Hunter Biden got pregnant did……

Maam I just want a good lap dance. If you are actually fucking your customers that's on you. Good day.

Their kids pick up on things being off. No normal man pretends to be a good family man while bragging about fucking hookers younger than his grand kids or coercing desperate girls to fuck them.

^ But of course being a pretend pimp is one heck of a role model for kids

Boooyah! Icee got told!!

If blah’s kid is very tall and has the posture of a praying mantis - I will be registering at KnivesRUs…

@CJ: "Unintended/unwanted pregnancies are not "accidents." They are predictable consequences of having sex without protection/contraception." You do realize that no contraception method is bulletproof, right?

This thread is why you don’t date strippers. They are crazy human beings with issues 😂

I think having a baby with blah would be um interesting. No I don’t think your pregnant but if you ever want to change that let me know. Im kidding. LOL

To answer the OP's original questions: because children should not be used as revenue generators by the welfare class for more "gubbermint monies"

20fag lots of kids wannabe me lulz

^No man would kill himself or even think of it because he got dumped.

^ What a role model, suicidal wanna be cosplay pimp, with no friends sure thing Scooter.

===> "Yall talk about raising great kids and being family men then talk about how much u cheat on ur wives with every bitch desperate enough lol. I see right through you. You deserve to get killed by your spouses" LOL. Like otherwise good guys haven't been getting side ass since the cave men. <strong>Especially</strong> those with the means to do so. Sometimes even when one has steak at home, one craves a bit o' fish.

Nothing you mentioned in your screed was insightful or important. Your father was supposed to keep you off the pole and he obviously failed at that. He also didnt teach you how to think critically or communicate with strangers, thats why you probably think this whole persona is cute. Listen sweetie eventually even the best of men will get tired of your BS, and what will you use to barter then? Your overworked and underpaid pussy?

Why should she have aby respect for old married tricks obsessed with finding desperate hoes? Or the cheap morons?

@tincan so you go to strip clubs but you think it's wrong to be on the pole? Yeah, hypocrisy is always a sign of a critical thinking powerhouse. I doubt the best of women would think you were the best of men. And, since we're just randomly shit-talking, lets talk about your overworked and unpaid butthole.