Is there a reason pdx has no floor dances and customers r weird?

I don't think anywhere in portland does floor dances. I think these clubs would be a lot better if there were $20 or $25 floor dances. Many of these clubs the cheapest thing you can do is $100-$125 in private or at some clubs $40 for 1 but not every club. These clubs are not a party environment. These people are socially awkward as fuck and not in a cute/endearing way. More like this motherfucker is the type to have dead stripper bodies in the trunk that he needs to dispose of in the Willamette or Columbia. These dudes give me mad anxiety. I just want some party dudes who can talk to women irl and that come out to party and spend. I really can't justify having $125/3 songs be the cheapest option when say theres a leak somewhere in the building, and when it rains (which is always) you feel water drops on you! And I miss doing floor dances cuz dudes literally line up for me. A lot of the time I'm too retarded or avoidant to take off my skirt and it effs my sales. It is just easier to sell when people see u run around naked or mostly naked and twerking in front of or on ppl and they want some too. Sht lol But srsly I hate when it is nothing but private dances. And sometimes or often the expectations are beyond what I wanna deal with. I always just act stupid/confused like "what🤷🏼‍♀️🤯?" And change topic 😁 but really I would rather just do floor dances all night than sell a single private session these days.