The secret to a great blowjob

What's the secret to a great blowjob? I heard a comedian once describe his gym and the gay men who worked out there. Describing the layers of rippling muscle on their chiseled physiques, he said: I've never given a blowjob, but apparently you have to be very strong. If only it were that easy... Because many of us know all too well that great tits are no guarantee of oral skill. G-strings might be the best thing that's happened to underwear since elastic, they aren't an indicator of oral proficiency. Case in point. One prime dancer persuaded me to go back recently because she seemed so natural and relaxed about her sexuality. Not just sexy - sensual. Made the connection with the eyes. Soon enough, her sex was in my face. She announced what she wanted to do. Yes, I said. Now in the back, it would be apparent from the outset that what she was going to do was going to be something different entirely. She started by applying the condom before I was even hard. Don't judge me. I'm decades past my teens. And while my dick is still in great standing, I don't walk around with a perpetual hard-on anymore - not even among naked women in clubs. So it's going to be covered all the way. And just as bad, her technique (hate to all it that) involved an admittedly pretty mouth over the head - just the head - while her hand wrapped as close as possible to the base of my shaft. Head held by mouth. Hand slapping without rhythm against scrotum and torso. There's a lot of latex between lips and fingers. This isn't good. Per our previous agreement, I pull her up for the fuck. Wasn't much better with her rocking randomly. Came and went. I know what a great blowjob is. In that same club, another sexpot had made her mouth an exotic, erotic dream. The three of us - me, her and my dick - seemed lost in that moment. Wasn't the softness or the wetness or the stroke particularly. It was everything. It was exquisite. Those are way too few. And the really bad ones are so bad you almost wish for mechanical relief. You know, it really needn't require all that much. While it's a rare girl who can swallow me whole, just trying is great. At least, lick it as you might a popsicle. And for God's sake, try to have a little rhythm. There is one blowjob skill indicator I hate to admit. And that is youth can be a hazard. There are exceptions. Thank you, Lord, there are. But sadly, the young ones are less likely to be good at this. It's a shame, I know. And most of us will play the odds because healthy skin and other outward evidence of fertility are attractive. Just remember health and fertility are not knob-polishing skill. Me? I'm going to focus on the ones with more practice. I'm going to be looking for hot dancers who look like they've swallowed more than their share. Until another one comes along with smooth skin and clear eyes. One who is so natural and relaxed about her sexuality. Not just sexy - sensual. She might be worth the chance.